tell an amazing fact about yourself........

When I was young i chopped of my moms finger.

The first time I was aloud to drink from a real glass I ate the glass :oops:
 
My grandad went to school with mao zedong.

Stockwell station is named after my great great grandfather.

I love karaoke :oops: :lol:
 
great thread

I was once the irish waterski and barefoot waterski novice champion

When i was 8 i wrote off a jaguar three other cars and someones garden wall
 
gfunk you sound almost as bad as me, I have crashed every vehicle that I have owned appart from the one I driving at the min.

Wow hope that has'nt jinxed it.
 
jai said:
gfunk you sound almost as bad as me, I have crashed every vehicle that I have owned appart from the one I driving at the min.

Wow hope that has'nt jinxed it.

only had one accident since then, i just moved back from living in Florida and drove down the wrong side of the road!!
I was doing 30 the other car was doing 50, we hit head on. Carnage!!!!!

I have been driving for 13 years doing 30k a year so i dont think i'm a liability, although i get a new Golf GTI in October so who knows what will happen!!!
Cant wait anyway 8)
 
gfunk said:
jai said:
gfunk you sound almost as bad as me, I have crashed every vehicle that I have owned appart from the one I driving at the min.

Wow hope that has'nt jinxed it.

only had one accident since then, i just moved back from living in Florida and drove down the wrong side of the road!!
I was doing 30 the other car was doing 50, we hit head on. Carnage!!!!!

I have been driving for 13 years doing 30k a year so i dont think i'm a liability, although i get a new Golf GTI in October so who knows what will happen!!!
Cant wait anyway 8)

I do about the same mileage and now drive what can only be classed as an old mans car.

Its the sensible choice considering my previous.
 
I've kissed Joanne Guest
Norman Collier came to ours for tea
Lenny Henry told me to f*** off once
I have a metallica album signed by David james :lol:
I've fallen off a roof and landed on my head
Been a passenger in an MR2 that rolled at over 100 mph
I once had dinner with the legend that was Emlyn Hughes
 
pip uk said:
I've kissed Joanne Guest
Norman Collier came to ours for tea
Lenny Henry told me to *beep* off once
I have a metallica album signed by David james :lol:
I've fallen off a roof and landed on my head
Been a passenger in an MR2 that rolled at over 100 mph
I once had dinner with the legend that was Emlyn Hughes

Why have you got a metallica album signed by David James????
The footy keeper???
 
Aye the footy keeper.

Saw him in a club once and for some reason I had the album with me so got him to sign it! Random or what :lol:
 
pip uk said:
Aye the footy keeper.

Saw him in a club once and for some reason I had the album with me so got him to sign it! Random or what :lol:

Very random!!

Take 10 random points.
 
dfunky said:
Wasn't far off, you might just be the oldest person on the board. but don't quote me on that. Ibiza is a great place as no-one cares about how old you are as long as your up for a good time.

Afraid i'm older and still love Ibiza :D
 
My brother is Emmerdale actor Dominic Brunt (Paddy Kirk) and he only took the part because his character's and my first name are the same- he took it as a good omen!

We also went to school with Julie Haesmonhalgh (Hayley from Coronation Street) and Mina Anwar (the Asian policewoman from The Thin Blue Line).

When I was 15 I reached the semi-finals of the Junior ABA boxing finals at the Royal Albert Hall- I saw Barry Hearn there and asked him if he had any advice for me as a boxer and he replied "Make me lots of money or fu<k off".

My brother and I know 5 people who have been convicted of murder- two of them were good mates during our school days 8O

I once came off my motorbike at 70mph, flew 50ft through the air before hitting the deck and walked away with nothing worse than a hole in my boot.

I'm mates with a guy who will be in the Guiness Book of Records this year for being the first person since records began to pull and fire accurately a long bow with 200 lbs per square inch tension- he reckons since he started training for it he's gained 3 inches on his chest and lost an inch off his height where it's compressed his spine 8O
 
Re: facts i am accidaent pron,

Dr Fox said:
ksixty9 said:
here goes.

i have been electrcuted 7 times all extreme pain full
i have be hit by a bus and 2 cars
i have fullen down a flight of stairs.
i have cut the top of my finger almost off
craked my skull open on a garded roller
burnt the skin off my arm from hand to eldow,
i got whacked in the eye with a bambo cain

but i am still going....

ksixty9......is your middle name "lucky"? 8O sorry but PMSL :D

lucky?!?!? i'd say all those things were pretty unlucky!!!
 
jigsaw said:
I've Dj'd around half of europe with most of the top flight Dj's.
Run my own record label.
Have a record deal.
And scopious other things in the trance scene..
and I'm only 22.

yeh but r u any good at jigsaws?
 
this one isnt about me but i just thought is say it anyway.

my mate who is a lad has never burped in his life.
 
My great uncle voiced the butler in the Disney film 'aristocats'

My paternal granmother was a georgian princess

At global gathering I took so many poppers they stopped working 8O

A kids TV show on the BBC about 10 years ago called Parallel 9 had my great uncle in it and they all came from the Planet Zarb - Zarb is my surname - after he suggested it

I've never broken a bone in my body

Someone once called me an Ice Queen Bitch, but subsequently has become a good friend :lol:

I've slept with less people than my mother
 
ive got a picture (and autograph) of me and geoff hurst, not very interesting but he did score a hatrick in the only world cup we have won ;)

and he's a nice bloke :D
 
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