(and my comments by each item he listed!)
SAN AN - for starters
1/ PIKES - okay its a hotel where a few "celebs" stay. So what. Er, wham filmed a video once there. And? er, its popular with er, bollox. I went a few times and found it to be absolutyely shite.
2/ CAFE DEL MAR - what a load of absolute crap. maybe 30 years ago yes, but now its just a load of rubbish. Everyone goes mambos instead, sunset here is crap, i mean how many more times can you sit and watch the bloody sun go down listening to some prick playing a slowed down version of THE SUN HAS GOT ITS HAT ON whilst some jazz reject plays the saxophone. Get a life...
3/ KASBAH - Er, nothing goes on here at all, apart from the occasional fight.
4/ THE CURRY CLUB - A club thats named after an indian style of cuisine. I mean that just oozes class doesn't it. What next? The Chicken Korma Bar? You have got to be joking!
5/ VILLA MERCEDES - Never went here so won't comment but I'm sure its crap.
6/ COASTLINE - This has got to be one of the most hyped up pieces of crap I have ever visited. Everytime I went it was quiet, and when there were people there they were all fake Burberry clad chavs.
7/ KANYA - Please, don't make me laugh. A sunset bar that sells potatoe wedges for 10 euro's and the DJ is really crap. Also when you're sitting at your table just study the amount of chavs walking by dribbling over your wedges.
8/ MAMBO - I can't really slate the place as I have had some good times here, in the past. In my opinion, nothing like its former days of glory. The type of place where if you speak to a woman with a well spoken accent, you get taken the piss out of by her cockney / scouser mate for having an education and a job. I mean everybody here knows the only way to earn a living is to ba DJ or drug-dealer.
9/ BAR M - Absolute shite, no atmosphere, full of people who go because its cool, but actually is not. rubbish.
10/ WIPS - Dunno, never heard of it.
I could go on???
PLEASE DON'T