Tell us how it was - Ibiza 2017

Dates you were there: July28th-Aug 16th

Where you stayed (resort/hotel): Figueretas, PDB

Club nights visited:

Elrow@ Amnesia x3, *** the sambodoromo brasil party was boring it doesnt prevent me from having fun, i should keep te unicorl inflatable & gettinh it home, nothing to compare with Bronx where music was great with a lot of Clasccis house, funk soul
Glitterbox@ Hi Ibiza x2 *****
Hi in the Dark ***
Dc10 Circoloco x2 ***
cocoon *
Blue Marlin ibiza *****
Woomoon *****
Labyrinth **
solomun+1 ***
HYTE ***
Cream ***
Resistance x3 ****
Heart Factory *****
Hotel pikes, Paul oakenfold Dj Harvey ***
19days partying in a row :cool: yeah Baby Follow the captain as Ibz don't sleep with me :D

Best night: Woomoon Blue Marlin elrow Glitterbox Resistance Heart Factory

Worst night: cocoon with Ricardo, set Troxler Sven..

Best bar: Sa Trinxa & Jockey club

Best place to eat: Can pilot, los pasajeros, Miss Saigon, ritas cantina, mercat Nou

Money spent: i will think about it once luggage unpacked

Biggest regret:Not doing Woomoon 2nd time as all people in touch stood me up, at last i went to Solomun , paid my italian mate :cool: or not going to dc10 in order to saver energy for cocoon a party i ll avoid , 1rst & last time :lol:

Going back?: Closing 17

Top tip: Chill out at bars & don't let people makin you delay

This section lack daytime parties as they are more fun than nightime
Game over after benimussa park x2 ****
clockwork orange beach party ****
elrow at ibiza rocks hotel *****
zoo project x3 ****
Float the boat boat party best ibz 17 ever experience *****
Ocean beach in sunday

Feel totally exhausted (and bankrupt) just thinking about it - you must definitely have 'blagging' nailed down to a fine art by now, the wonders of a pirate hat :lol::lol::lol::lol:

I had a great time at Cocoon (not that night) but not sure it's quite pirate territory in there - more Congo mercenary, perhaps :idea: :twisted:

Glad you survived - hope the comedown isn't too devastating :confused: :cool:
 
Wow! As normal you did good. I met you twice (but you probably dont remeber me?) I saw you at clockwork but you were a bit hot and couldnt speak! Then i saw you @ resistance...

Maybe I see you when i am back end of september/october?

You are the man!

a lot of people came to say hello, with earplugs on & minds not 100% accurate , if u didnt mention u were from
spotlight, i cant remember when we met.

Feel totally exhausted (and bankrupt) just thinking about it - you must definitely have 'blagging' nailed down to a fine art by now, the wonders of a pirate hat :lol::lol::lol::lol:

I had a great time at Cocoon (not that night) but not sure it's quite pirate territory in there - more Congo mercenary, perhaps :idea: :twisted:

Glad you survived - hope the comedown isn't too devastating :confused: :cool:

as i had a sleep for 7hours in a row & activity in august is very weak, workin at office on 1rst day was quiet easy

i will think about more a chill out ibz for ibz18 as when thinking about it , i don t know how i manage to do this
Once u were used to sleep 1 to 2 hours u begin to enjoy it; i didnt need afterparties with all time i spent on dancefloors
Many people ask to take a picture with the captain and thanks me for my swag, its just free elrow goodies ive pickef at their party, a good eyecatcher to meet girls :spank: without making any move:cool:
 
if u didnt mention u were from
spotlight, i cant remember when we met.
I did mate, but you were having nothing of it...i saw you speaking to security at clockwork, no doubt blagging a free entry somewhere...you gave me a second wind in privelage at coco, you had a "friend" with a football shirt on...fresh as a daisy at 5am!
 
the security staff is a french worker ,i met last year as working for Sankeys he wanted me to bring "customers" at the shop he work Manoa in Pdb...we r talking about the money to take in ibiza :D

all big club security staff in ibz knows me and make a quick search into my bags full of lolly gums fudge/mentos candy, ginger..
Sugar is my Drug :D

i may not hear it wot u r saying :oops: otherwise ill ask ur pseudo nama, try to sleep 1h a day or no sleep and ull see how ur minds will behave ,add the music, in the club ,not the place to have a talk

the red football rather basket ball tshirt is famous spotlight Fusion , he was on discount gueslist 20€ and forgot his id so he paid 50€ at door..we came into privilege 3 boys 4 girls,none from my whatapp group of 15 people :lol: (next time ill pick random girls than spending a lot of time on this board and nobody show up)
 
Dates you were there: 10-19 Aug

Where you stayed (resort/hotel): OD Talamanca - Peaceful away from the bis.

Club nights visited: Ushuaia Ants, Cocoon & Solomun Destino

Best night: Solomun Destino - 2nd time ive been to a solomun night, well space closing doesn't really count. Flawless set.
I did really enjoy cocoon aswell since the last time i was in 09

Worst night:

Best bar: Didn't really do much bars but paid Tantra a visit twice

Best place to eat: Sa Punta de Talamanca

Money spent: 2600 flights & hotel - 900 spends

Biggest regret: none

Going back?: trying to get the wife to agree for october to hit some closing parties again although been twice so far this year.
Booked though for my 40th next year so yes I will be back

Top tip: dont get too hung up on big named dj's as there are plenty of under billed one just as good or even better
 
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the security staff is a french worker ,i met last year as working for Sankeys he wanted me to bring "customers" at the shop he work Manoa in Pdb...we r talking about the money to take in ibiza :D

all big club security staff in ibz knows me and make a quick search into my bags full of lolly gums fudge/mentos candy, ginger..
Sugar is my Drug :D

i may not hear it wot u r saying :oops: otherwise ill ask ur pseudo nama, try to sleep 1h a day or no sleep and ull see how ur minds will behave ,add the music, in the club ,not the place to have a talk

the red football rather basket ball tshirt is famous spotlight Fusion , he was on discount gueslist 20€ and forgot his id so he paid 50€ at door..we came into privilege 3 boys 4 girls,none from my whatapp group of 15 people :lol: (next time ill pick random girls than spending a lot of time on this board and nobody show up)
Your holiday sounds well stressfull is there a certain point where you dont enjoy it?
 
Dates you were there:12th-17th August
Where you stayed (resort/hotel): Rented an apartment above Cafe Del Mar. Very nice place with amazing balcony views over the sunset strip and the famous sunset.

Club nights visited: Elrow @ Amnesia, Abode @ Sankeys, Cocoon @ Amnesia, Together @ Amnesia , Paradise @ DC10

Best night: This is a tough one because both were fantastic. Elrow was absolutely heaving with people but once we got a good spot on the terrace it was game on. We were all high off first night excitement and nothing was going to stop us having a good night. the little door/alley between the main room and terrace was a bit of nightmare fuel when under the influence but we put a brave face on. This being my first Elrow I was a bit disappointed with the music. However, Alan Fitzpatrick played a fantastic set and 'We Do What We Want' popped off. Great production and atmosphere but mediocre music.

Elrow 8/10

DC10 was a similar story. We arrived at about 1:30 and it was the busiest I've ever seen the place. The music was great though. Jamie Jones set was a bit dull but the rest of the music was great. I noticed that the security was extra tight this year compared to previous visits. A lot of the security were darting through the dance floor which is a bit scary when you have your pinky in a bag ;).

Paradise 8/10

Abode @ Sankeys was a fun night considering I'm not a huge fan of the music. The place was busy but not too bad. Plenty of room to dance in the lab but a bit tighter in the basement. A good crack if you want a dark and dingy clubbing experience.

Sankeys 7/10

Cocoon was great and was the night I was most excited for. Papa Svens set was decent but nothing mind blowing. The place was adequately busy and good vibes on the terrace. my friends couldn't hack it after 3 heavy nights on the trot so we reluctantly left around 5 am.

Cocoon 7/10

Worst night: Together @ Amnesia. Its a bit unfair calling this the worst night as we actually enjoyed ourselves. We managed to wrangle free tickets from friends who decided to go to resistance instead. We would have done resistance too but free tickets are free tickets! The music was ok if you are into d'n'b and commercial house. The guests were all in good spirits and there was a pleasant vibe in the smoking area.

Together 6/10

Best bar:
Didn't really visit many bars but the one opposite Sankeys was fairly decent. We spent some time at a little cafe/bar at Aquarium Cap Blanc after we went cliff diving which was really nice.

Best place to eat: Cafe Mambos breakfast nursed us back to full hp most mornings and is fairly well priced. We didn't really eat out much in the evening but the one night we did we ate at golden Buddha in San Antonio. Decent food but nothing special.

Money spent: 1250 euros

Biggest regret:
Missing game over at benimussa and resistance at privilege thanks to being kicked out of our apartment.


Going back?: For sure.

Top tip: Be very careful not to leave your phone in taxis haha. Also be careful with the Audi bars and pink monkeys (hear no). Both had a long delay (Approx 1hr 30) and were in our experience quite strong.
 
Dates you were there:12th-17th August
Where you stayed (resort/hotel): Rented an apartment above Cafe Del Mar. Very nice place with amazing balcony views over the sunset strip and the famous sunset.

Club nights visited: Elrow @ Amnesia, Abode @ Sankeys, Cocoon @ Amnesia, Together @ Amnesia , Paradise @ DC10

Best night: This is a tough one because both were fantastic. Elrow was absolutely heaving with people but once we got a good spot on the terrace it was game on. We were all high off first night excitement and nothing was going to stop us having a good night. the little door/alley between the main room and terrace was a bit of nightmare fuel when under the influence but we put a brave face on. This being my first Elrow I was a bit disappointed with the music. However, Alan Fitzpatrick played a fantastic set and 'We Do What We Want' popped off. Great production and atmosphere but mediocre music.

Elrow 8/10

DC10 was a similar story. We arrived at about 1:30 and it was the busiest I've ever seen the place. The music was great though. Jamie Jones set was a bit dull but the rest of the music was great. I noticed that the security was extra tight this year compared to previous visits. A lot of the security were darting through the dance floor which is a bit scary when you have your pinky in a bag ;).

Paradise 8/10

Abode @ Sankeys was a fun night considering I'm not a huge fan of the music. The place was busy but not too bad. Plenty of room to dance in the lab but a bit tighter in the basement. A good crack if you want a dark and dingy clubbing experience.

Sankeys 7/10

Cocoon was great and was the night I was most excited for. Papa Svens set was decent but nothing mind blowing. The place was adequately busy and good vibes on the terrace. my friends couldn't hack it after 3 heavy nights on the trot so we reluctantly left around 5 am.

Cocoon 7/10

Worst night: Together @ Amnesia. Its a bit unfair calling this the worst night as we actually enjoyed ourselves. We managed to wrangle free tickets from friends who decided to go to resistance instead. We would have done resistance too but free tickets are free tickets! The music was ok if you are into d'n'b and commercial house. The guests were all in good spirits and there was a pleasant vibe in the smoking area.

Together 6/10

Best bar:
Didn't really visit many bars but the one opposite Sankeys was fairly decent. We spent some time at a little cafe/bar at Aquarium Cap Blanc after we went cliff diving which was really nice.

Best place to eat: Cafe Mambos breakfast nursed us back to full hp most mornings and is fairly well priced. We didn't really eat out much in the evening but the one night we did we ate at golden Buddha in San Antonio. Decent food but nothing special.

Money spent: 1250 euros

Biggest regret:
Missing game over at benimussa and resistance at privilege thanks to being kicked out of our apartment.


Going back?: For sure.

Top tip: Be very careful not to leave your phone in taxis haha. Also be careful with the Audi bars and pink monkeys (hear no). Both had a long delay (Approx 1hr 30) and were in our experience quite strong.

What happened with the CDM Apartment?
 
What happened with the CDM Apartment?
A whole load of nothing really. The neighbours took an instant dislike to one of our friends and threatened to call the police on the first night we landed. We had only been there 30 mins! They eventually called them and lied to the police telling them that we broke the elevator (the police used it to get to our flat lol) who rang the owner who then kicked us out. Luckily we had friends in different parts of the island and managed to sleep the rest of the nights on different sofas.
 
Fckn hell.. I've always heard stories about staying there.. residents being pricks..
Id be out on that balcony telling everyone to move on or be quite..Nothing to see here..:)
 
Your holiday sounds well stressfull is there a certain point where you dont enjoy it?
only mates that slow me down with delays, piss me off,it always happen=> Taxi bro or see u on the dancefloor, next time :D without mercy, i cant afford loosing time when sleeping 0 to 2 hours a day

And the best is to come for the Closing with all lessons learned from ibz opening and aug 17 and last ibz days before ibz summer 18
Hangin aroung jet pool/pdb to pick girls when no mates show up..
 
Fckn hell.. I've always heard stories about staying there.. residents being pricks..
Id be out on that balcony telling everyone to move on or be quite..Nothing to see here..:)
Yeah, I think its just a few bad eggs. We didn't bother arguing with the police and just shuffled out without making a scene. A strange thing happened just after we left actually. We were sat at cdm having a drink and sorting out where we were sleeping for the night when a glass bottle fell from up where our apartment was and narrowly missed a young lady. Everyone looked up to see where it came from and the only apartment with a light on was ours... Also on the very same night we were walking back down the seafront to catch a taxi near mambos where we could make out a couple of figures on our balcony smoking and drinking! We are all a bit miffed to be honest.
 
Dates you were there: 01-05 June

Where you stayed (resort/hotel): Hotel Es Vive, Figueretas. The hotel is adults only so just perfect for the more "mature" clubber. DJs from mid-day start off with blissful chill out tunes and take you through your day. The rooftop bar is stunning. The hard working staff are so friendly.

Club nights visited: Heart Ibiza, PurePacha @ Pacha

Best night: PurePacha although Mr Bob Sinclair showboated his way through his set, pausing to play can-can music for his dancers. Thankfully Marvin Humes and 2ManyDJs had the crowed so pumped that everyone had a good night.

Worst night: none

Best bar: Experience Bar @ Hotel Es Vive (opens midnight, hedonism all night long :))

Best place to eat: Heart Ibiza. We had a 32 course tasting adventure courtesy of the Adria Brothers. I've been lucky to have visited some restaurants where the food is experimental but this was a whole other level. Expensive but we really went for the Adria Brothers food.

Money spent: still counting, ouch!

Biggest regret: Picking the wrong night of the week to visit Heart Ibiza. The club after the Cirque de Soleil show felt like a wedding party.

Going back?: Yes, 14-18 September for Gitterbox @ Hi, then Defected @ Eden, . . . and any other mischief we can get up to.

Top tip: Don't leave it 16 years before returning to Ibiza. #NeverTooOld #NuncaTanViejo
 
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i always forget to ask him why he doesnt show up here & ask him next time he will message me.

i will miss him for closing as he booked the cocoon boat mid september

only one pre party at his flat, his first day aug 1 (20hrs delay he had missing cocoon but amnesia gave them other party such Elrow the saturday)with 4 girls at his flat :D, i was willing to go back as always interesting to discover them suic of other blokes( and different kind of music than mine (Hardcore solomun/ToU fans)) but different party schedule and we always know how pre party drinks work/last with him :lol:

i saw him ,one girl was alone at iumag a shame we didnt knew at that time
Resistance
saw his friends at elrow, that were digusted by the rammy place, on the way to dropp canadian mate (i never pick and drop people to airport, but only few nice cool blokes, missing the end of elrow party)
saw him if u know u know party at Benimussa
saw him blue marlin Sake

my budget just calculated for ibz aug 1900€ for 19 days ,for everything :cool:,
Ibz on a shoestring but partying all day and having proper meals a few times and good breakfast all days
Less than the opening,with the 280€ cellphone bought in ibz as mine coulnt switch on i didnt spread, mates buy me a lot of things,even some gave me money :p i guess it's a fair deal, some forgot its a win to win situation :mad: u want to be blacklisted, as i blacklist the french former mates? as without me, u ll stay in PDB ,No Es vedra No jockey club/Sa trinxa even putting on free gueslist at glitterbox his best night... ...and askin to offer drugs :spank: in BMI Parking, just pay the ride cost it will be enough :rolleyes: i went to oil station 4 times 200€
 
Dates you were there: 01-05 June

Where you stayed (resort/hotel): Hotel Es Vive, Figueretas

Club nights visited: PurePacha @ Pacha, Heart Ibiza

Best night: PurePacha although Mr Bob Sinclair showboated his way through his set, pausing to play can-can music for his dancers. Thankfully Marvin Humes and 2ManyDJs had the crowed so pumped that everyone had a good night.

Worst night: none

Best bar: Experience Bar @ Hotel Es Vive

Best place to eat: Heart Ibiza. We had a 32 course tasting adventure courtesy of the Adria Brothers. I've been lucky to have visited some restaurants where the food is experimental but this was a whole other level.

Money spent: still counting, ouch!

Biggest regret: Picking the wrong night of the week to visit Heart Ibiza. The club after the Cirque de Soleil show felt like a wedding party.

Going back?: Yes, 12-18 September for Gitterbox @ Hi, then Defected @ Eden

Top tip: Don't leave it 16 years before returning to Ibiza. #NeverTooOld #NuncaTanViejo



playing can-can music....typical french dj, the french love them cheap show elements, i was once at some tacky party were bob played and there was a superman flown in everytime some1 ordered a champagne.
 
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