Staying Fit On Vacation

[Johnny Vodka]

This thread has the makings of an absolute classic. One that we will look back on with fond memories in ten years time

Just add tinned potatoes.

 

[soulcompromise]

What are your plans other than finding groceries, finding water and finding the gym? Oh i forgot about finding the laundrette...

I honestly haven't the slightest clue.

 

[soulcompromise]

Have you thought about out how you will get 1 Euro coins for the lockers? May be worth enquiring now whether the gym will be willing to change up notes.

that's a consideration, @Crawleytown I appreciate your enthusiasm.

 

[ibizageeer69]

Just add tinned potatoes.

haha you beat me to that @Johnny Vodka

 

[diver]

Just add tinned potatoes.

Starchy carbs? No!

 

[craig72]

Saw guys running at a festival last weekend with all the gear on.. Later heard they were more than likely on Acid ?

 

[kimajy]

Saw guys running at a festival last weekend with all the gear on.. Later heard they were more than likely on Acid ?

I've heard rumour that running on shrooms can be a relatively effortless task !

 

[jimmiz]

I've heard rumour that running on shrooms can be a relatively effortless task !

So imagine just walking, you seem to fly ?

 

[Johnny Vodka]

On a serious note, I quite fancy microdosing before a run.

 

[BritnySpeers]

Bring your own protein powder as i found eroski supermarket only does Vannila protein powder and no chocolate oreo creme. They also only do Fuji water in the small bottles!
It can also be very confusing when they use metric and not imperial. I would recommend downloading an app on your phone to convert litres and grams to ounces.

 

[kimajy]

On a serious note, I quite fancy microdosing before a run.

I'm surprised you haven't yet !!! A guy had done it when I went on a long hilly hike in Ibiza and kept racing his kids up the hills and swinging off trees - actually he had got totally on their level !

 

[kimajy]

Personal training in your villa is definitely the "in thing" these days >>

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10156182272470843&set=a.10150596748255843&type=3&theater

 

[craig72]

Personal training in your villa is definitely the "in thing" these days >>

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10156182272470843&set=a.10150596748255843&type=3&theater

Lol.. You're on holiday

 

[ibizainside]

Are you planning on doing anything normal while you are in Ibiza, for example go clubbing and take pills?

 

[diver]

It’s okay, Mens Health to the rescue (along with 6 day 6 pack, how to last longer in bed during MFFF and increase your p3nis size using only raw pasta)

2 Holiday Workouts That Burn Fat and Build Muscle in 15 Minutes

Don’t let a week away water down your physique. Sweat out the local wine with two suitcase-friendly pieces of kit and 15 minutes of your well-earned time off. Dive in

www.menshealth.com

 

[gutsy]

You sold me at increase your penis size. Fresh or dried pasta ?

 

[kimajy]

Are you planning on doing anything normal while you are in Ibiza, for example go clubbing and take pills?

He's on medications which are very likely incompatible with the latter. Last thing the island needs is a re-run of The Orange Juice Man of Ibiza !!!

 

[CasaNegron]

You sold me at increase your penis size. Fresh or dried pasta ?

Dry.

Step 1 - You have to grind pasta to a fine powder
Step 2 - gently stretch urethra around common kitchen funnel. if this is your first session you may have to start with a coffee straw. I find coconut oil helps work it in nicely.
Step 3 -pour copious amounts of ground pasta powder down funnel
Step 4 - drink 2 liters of caffeinated beverage (i personally use Mountain Dew)
Step 5 - Wait 2-3 hours, while pasta forms a thick slurry and you bladder does its thing

 

[kimajy]

Dry.

Step 1 - You have to grind pasta to a fine powder
Step 2 - gently stretch urethra around common kitchen funnel. if this is your first session you may have to start with a coffee straw. I find coconut oil helps work it in nicely.
Step 3 -pour copious amounts of ground pasta powder down funnel
Step 4 - drink 2 liters of caffeinated beverage (i personally use Mountain Dew)
Step 5 - Wait 2-3 hours, while pasta forms a thick slurry and you bladder does its thing

 

[S.j.R.]

Dry.

Step 1 - You have to grind pasta to a fine powder
Step 2 - gently stretch urethra around common kitchen funnel. if this is your first session you may have to start with a coffee straw. I find coconut oil helps work it in nicely.
Step 3 -pour copious amounts of ground pasta powder down funnel
Step 4 - drink 2 liters of caffeinated beverage (i personally use Mountain Dew)
Step 5 - Wait 2-3 hours, while pasta forms a thick slurry and you bladder does its thing

LOL, I'll give it a whirl.