Staying Fit On Vacation

craig72

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Dry.

Step 1 - You have to grind pasta to a fine powder
Step 2 - gently stretch urethra around common kitchen funnel. if this is your first session you may have to start with a coffee straw. I find coconut oil helps work it in nicely.
Step 3 -pour copious amounts of ground pasta powder down funnel
Step 4 - drink 2 liters of caffeinated beverage (i personally use Mountain Dew)
Step 5 - Wait 2-3 hours, while pasta forms a thick slurry and you bladder does its thing
I should have read it all before I got to No.5 ?
 

Zapclub93

Active Member
Serious healthy dudes are The Drifters brothers and their Happy Pear empire..
Worth a follow if that's your thing..
Bunch of wankers if you ask me ... Once cooked one of their dishes posted a picture on IG and tagged them in and they didn't even respond !
 

craig72

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Bunch of wankers if you ask me ... Once cooked one of their dishes posted a picture on IG and tagged them in and they didn't even respond !
Yeah not many here are fans.. I don't think I've ever seen them respond to anyone. Twins are strange folks anyway.
 

Zapclub93

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Yeah not many here are fans.. I don't think I've ever seen them respond to anyone. Twins are strange folks anyway.
Funnily enough I only discovered them cos they kept commenting on Mano's posts ... And then I bought their book ...
Didn't know they were the Drifters brother ...
He on the other hand is happy to respond on IG ....
 

craig72

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Funnily enough I only discovered them cos they kept commenting on Mano's posts ... And then I bought their book ...
Didn't know they were the Drifters brother ...
He on the other hand is happy to respond on IG ....
Yeah mano and Mark used to dj at their cafe and the festivals here since around 2002.. They kinda got the lads noticed before they went to Berlin. My Mrs goes Oh f*** when we end up at their pitch at festivals. People can't be that happy all the time.. Lol
 

Tranny

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I have read numerous posts about the sea being unfit for swimming at Figueretas. Can you recommend the nearest area to Ibiza town that is fit for swimming from a beach? Cheers
 
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