Massively detailed Ibiza Review 2012 :)

bit bored at work so read this.....im not sure whether to laugh or cry really.

if this is true...christ, what a sheltered life some people have had.:p:eek::oops:
 
Some rather random stories and responses in this thread. I'm really really unsure of whether to review my 11 days or not, I returned Friday just gone.
 
dwhit said:
I have been enjoying reading this thread and like many people I thought it had to be a hoax but the photos were genuine and I have no idea why they have been taken down. Beans had included photos of him with Juan Mata and Greg James, also true to his word there wasn't one with Amanda Holden.
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Maybe the author took them down himself. I wouldn't blame him. Too much cynical analysis of a persons first visit to the Island.:!:

We are all at that stage of our lives sometime.
 
Pics probably got taken down because of the Jeremy Kyle-esque bear baiting, poor lad. Yes, some of his views are a little prejudice and he does seem a little naïve. But he is only 18y.o and should be cut some slack.

He's already admitted this trip was an eye-opener for him. Won't change his views on the world locking him up in Reading!
 
white_isle_calling said:
Just a feeling. I was only joking about the vests btw.



Me thinks that could be about to change! ;)
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Ok no offence taken :). Nope.... I will never ever be attracted to Asians. This isn't racist but they just don't appeal to me.


Evolution said:
Are you becoming a priest beans? You sem far too well behaved for an 18y/o on a lads holiday.
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Haha well i'm not that well behaved but compared to a lot of people on my trip, then yeah I guess I was well behaved.


Hywel said:
Don't know why they were taken down, they weren't bad, mine were worse from my first trip abroad.
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I chose to take them down because in case someone I know just happens to see this review and recognise me in any of the photos. I am completely fine about saying everything which happened in the review but wouldn't really want some people who may recognise me to see it. Not that the photos were embarassing but it was the fact that they would read the whole review and then realise they knew me.


paddy87 said:
Maybe i shouldn't have said they look like pikeys but i just thought it was funny that someone was so judgemental of others when it would be easy to make assumptions about him based on his clothes.

I wouldn't normally make a comment like that but I think when you've been as snobby and misogynistic as to constantly call other holiday makers chavs, sluts and slags then you deserve a bit back.

I'm still not convinced it's genuine so i could just be making a t*t of myself over nothing :p
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Don't worry, im not offended at all. I am actually surprised though because I didn't think I looked anything like a pikey (just my mate who isn't a pikey either was wearing a G Star shirt which was probably a cheap shirt he wore for the beach which probably belonged to his chavy brother).
 
paddy87 said:
I'm not sure i agree with this comment, there plenty of girls who are confident because they're confident, doesn't mean they're "coke heads" or "slags" :(
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True. Some girls I met that were mega confident but I don't think were pissed or high:

1) We were eating at this kebab shop after a night out. It was located behind Pizza Hut (the one by the beach). Anyway, I was tired and I yawned. Then this girl came up to me and said I looked really unhappy and I was like 'no i am just tired and yawned'. And then anyway I can't remember the whole conversation but I remember is we started talking about Paulo Nuttini and she said she didnt like him because all his music was a bit slow and boring. Then I remember looking down slightly and she was wearing this really tight bikini and her fanny was basically hanging out. Couldn't get this girl to stop talking. Then next thing I know she wanted to try my pizza because it looked 'weird' (it did actually look very strange - it was basically a kebab on a pizza with some white stuff which I think was mayonnaise).

2) This girl who was outside the Ibiza Rocks hotel and was asking me how to get in. I said you need a wrist band and then she grabbed my hand and started saying 'is this it' and then she was grabbing my hand and pulling on it really hard. Didn't even have a clue who she was! And she wasnt high or drunk i dont think.


dwhit said:
I have been enjoying reading this thread and like many people I thought it had to be a hoax but the photos were genuine and I have no idea why they have been taken down. Beans had included photos of him with Juan Mata and Greg James, also true to his word there wasn't one with Amanda Holden.
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It is genuine I promise. Basically I just didn't want people identifying me (possibly people I actually know in person). I know it is unlikely but I want to remain anonymous on the internet.


Dave J said:
a lot of effort for a troll, could have been a lot funnier for the amount of time spent writing it.
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:evil: cba to even argue
 
mashednlovingit said:
Some rather random stories and responses in this thread. I'm really really unsure of whether to review my 11 days or not, I returned Friday just gone.
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Do a review. Honestly I didn't even think people would bother to read my review. I didn't even think people would comment saying 'this has to be a lie'. Really surprised about some of the comments & the number of comments I received.


Rossimonkey7 said:
Amazing stuff Beans. Made my day :D Gutted I got here too late for the pics though...
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Thanks. I would post the photos just to you but I can't risk it in case it spreads around the site


white_isle_calling said:
Pics probably got taken down because of the Jeremy Kyle-esque bear baiting, poor lad. Yes, some of his views are a little prejudice and he does seem a little naïve. But he is only 18y.o and should be cut some slack.

He's already admitted this trip was an eye-opener for him. Won't change his views on the world locking him up in Reading!
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Yeah I knew it would be an eye opener and after I have gone to Thailand on holiday too I would probably come back a completely different person who would be impossible to steal from etc ahaa :)
 
beans said:
True. Some girls I met that were mega confident but I don't think were pissed or high:

1) We were eating at this kebab shop after a night out. It was located behind Pizza Hut (the one by the beach). Anyway, I was tired and I yawned. Then this girl came up to me and said I looked really unhappy and I was like 'no i am just tired and yawned'. And then anyway I can't remember the whole conversation but I remember is we started talking about Paulo Nuttini and she said she didnt like him because all his music was a bit slow and boring. Then I remember looking down slightly and she was wearing this really tight bikini and her fanny was basically hanging out. Couldn't get this girl to stop talking. Then next thing I know she wanted to try my pizza because it looked 'weird' (it did actually look very strange - it was basically a kebab on a pizza with some white stuff which I think was mayonnaise).

2) This girl who was outside the Ibiza Rocks hotel and was asking me how to get in. I said you need a wrist band and then she grabbed my hand and started saying 'is this it' and then she was grabbing my hand and pulling on it really hard. Didn't even have a clue who she was! And she wasnt high or drunk i dont think.
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:lol: We're off again!

beans4pres.
 
Thanks. I would post the photos just to you but I can't risk it in case it spreads around the site


No probs at all chief. Amazing review though, it is currently being passed round our office and I think everyone (including people on here) recognises certain parts from their first hols away on their own too, I know I do.

Just dont let the first time put you off, mine was a bit weird too but I'm going for my 17th year this year and the place just keeps on getting better & better as long as you go to the right places. Ibiza = Heaven on earth
 
beans said:
... I chose to take them down because in case someone I know
just happens to see this review and recognise me in any of the photos ...
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did you take some other pics (girls or something like that maybe :p )
or just pics with blokes, blokes and more blokes like you had posted ?
 
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