Ibiza 2022 impressions

Pikes seldom turns away anyone who is on the guestlist.
Right, but you have to put in a little effort beforehand to get there and this gives everyone an equal chance to get in, at least in theory. This affects the atmosphere a lot!
 
when did the looky looky men stop selling sunglasses and just move to drugs and laughing gas 🤔😅

Husband sat on my sunglasses day one and I had to spend the next day trolling shops for a nice enough pair.. a good old set of Ray-(insert fake whatever) would have done the job lol

Day 4 now.. sadly was woken up this morning to the blood curdling screams of a girl on her own that got her phone swiped straight from her hands while walking home alone at 6:30am on the San an promenade 😫 of course, her own fault whatever she shouldn’t have probs been FaceTiming with her phone on show/arm outstretched but it was horrible to hear it happen right outside. Feel like we are all paranoid now lol
 
when did the looky looky men stop selling sunglasses and just move to drugs and laughing gas 🤔😅

Husband sat on my sunglasses day one and I had to spend the next day trolling shops for a nice enough pair.. a good old set of Ray-(insert fake whatever) would have done the job lol

Day 4 now.. sadly was woken up this morning to the blood curdling screams of a girl on her own that got her phone swiped straight from her hands while walking home alone at 6:30am on the San an promenade 😫 of course, her own fault whatever she shouldn’t have probs been FaceTiming with her phone on show/arm outstretched but it was horrible to hear it happen right outside. Feel like we are all paranoid
She kinda made it easy for them tho, she was probably face timing her boyfriend, am having a great time it's really safe here haha

The screams were probably in the chance someone would get her phone back.
 
She kinda made it easy for them tho, she was probably face timing her boyfriend, am having a great time it's really safe here haha

The screams were probably in the chance someone would get her phone back.
Aw totally!

She was screaming begging for him to give it back but he was off.. another girl was walking behind her and just kinda shrugged to our hotel security guard as she walked past.. clearly she wasn’t stupid enough to be doing the same
 
We went for a drive today and ended up on Benirras Beach, and it was weirdly not very busy. Not sure if it was the mixed early weather, or start of September or everyone saying “OMG I’d never go near Benirras on a Saturday/ Weekend”. We had a great afternoon. Lots of families, less IG Crowd.
 
when did the looky looky men stop selling sunglasses and just move to drugs and laughing gas 🤔😅

Husband sat on my sunglasses day one and I had to spend the next day trolling shops for a nice enough pair.. a good old set of Ray-(insert fake whatever) would have done the job lol

Day 4 now.. sadly was woken up this morning to the blood curdling screams of a girl on her own that got her phone swiped straight from her hands while walking home alone at 6:30am on the San an promenade 😫 of course, her own fault whatever she shouldn’t have probs been FaceTiming with her phone on show/arm outstretched but it was horrible to hear it happen right outside. Feel like we are all paranoid now lol

San An has always been dodgy at the end of a night, sorry to hear she lost her phone but you have got to be sensible and have your wits about you
 
when did the looky looky men stop selling sunglasses and just move to drugs and laughing gas 🤔😅

Husband sat on my sunglasses day one and I had to spend the next day trolling shops for a nice enough pair.. a good old set of Ray-(insert fake whatever) would have done the job lol

Day 4 now.. sadly was woken up this morning to the blood curdling screams of a girl on her own that got her phone swiped straight from her hands while walking home alone at 6:30am on the San an promenade 😫 of course, her own fault whatever she shouldn’t have probs been FaceTiming with her phone on show/arm outstretched but it was horrible to hear it happen right outside. Feel like we are all paranoid now lol
the "looky looky" men have always served up a bit of puff and a few pills. How else are they going to earn a living.

San An has also always been bit like that in the early hours, its the perfect place for the opportunist because people are in such a state.

I don't know if this is still the case, but back in the day hotel rooms and apartments used to got turned over. I also thought this sort of thing increased towards the end of the season because people/workers/dealers had drug debts that needed to be settled ?
 
That ain’t a snake mate. I’ll show you a 🐍. Just found 4 asleep in my sheds roof.

Yep. They are down as far as Jesús now. We spotted 2 around the grounds of the Villa, thankfully the owner had a clever trap to catch them. So they gone, and the Lizards can survive another day. They were both the Horseshoe Whip Snake. Not poisonous but a pest.
 
Yep. They are down as far as Jesús now. We spotted 2 around the grounds of the Villa, thankfully the owner had a clever trap to catch them. So they gone, and the Lizards can survive another day. They were both the Horseshoe Whip Snake. Not poisonous but a pest.
So sad what is happening to the lizard population 🙁
 
Some 1rs time worker ibz mate got his stuff in trunk stolen in santa Gertrudis
laptop, wallet, bagpack

I should warn him, never let valuable stuff in car, too much Burglars/pickpockets in ibz willing to rob u.
they could steal my trunk nothing valuable except ice, water beers Hierbas .n food to leave
 
Neighbours had a villa party last night. Music was audible, but good and kept at a respectful volume

This morning they've played Sting Shape of my Heart on repeat. Repeat.

That's some comedown
No way!!!! 😯😯😯😯
That's a lot of drugs
 
I just had a listen
1) Even once is extremely painful
2) What do you take that makes you want to ensure Sting on repeat?? I've had some heavy nights but not even close
1 Search for a song
2 click play
3 fall asleep
4 as its only song in play list, it repeats forever 🥲

Years ago I had a neighbour who after a hard night out fell asleep with his cd player on.

It had a scratch and kept skipping / repeating a 10 second loop for 5 hours.

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