It's hard to be seductive with a big lump of the Colonol's secret recipe stuck between your teeth..
KFC fingering food?
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KFC fingering food?
I feel sick.
how bout..... "now we've finshed have you got a greasy box for my bone??"
so thats what the wet wipe is for...
Morbyd
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Now trying to figure out how to explain in Russian why I nearly fell out of my chair laughing!
yes
See you there then mate
"I wouldn't want to go to a club that would have me as a member"
Same with the dating game, I used to always push the envelope and sometimes you get blown out and sometimes you get who you pursue.
The thrill of attracting someone who is perceived to be "out of your league" is what it's all about. "Out of your league" isn't just better looking, it may be someone totally different to you for a number of reasons... someone different, intriguing or simply a challenge.
Being single is great as you have loads of possiblilities and opportunities to do what you want without committment. Being settled is great too for a whole range of other reasons, which should outweigh those of the single life greatly.
Being blown out is not worth worrying about, fortune favours the brave mate, so stick ya chest out, iron your best pullover and try again.
Enjoy the ups and downs, before you know it you'll be settled down and it'll all be a distant memory unless you're the philandering type.....
Same with the dating game, I used to always push the envelope and sometimes you get blown out and sometimes you get who you pursue.
The thrill of attracting someone who is perceived to be "out of your league" is what it's all about. "Out of your league" isn't just better looking, it may be someone totally different to you for a number of reasons... someone different, intriguing or simply a challenge.
Being single is great as you have loads of possiblilities and opportunities to do what you want without committment. Being settled is great too for a whole range of other reasons, which should outweigh those of the single life greatly.
Being blown out is not worth worrying about, fortune favours the brave mate, so stick ya chest out, iron your best pullover and try again.
Enjoy the ups and downs, before you know it you'll be settled down and it'll all be a distant memory unless you're the philandering type.....
Not long.
as you can see, miracles can happen
stop fishing for compliments, next thing you'll be telling us that you're dr.martens league or somethin.
bien hecho colega!
Good stuff!
Everyone can't wait to meet your Barry FHFHFHFHFH
(Is she familiar with Barry and Barry's girls or should we wait til we're a bit more acquianted with her
)Everyone can't wait to meet your Barry FHFHFHFHFH
(Is she familiar with Barry and Barry's girls or should we wait til we're a bit more acquianted with her
I'm actually surprised he's letting us anywhere near her.
And I still don't know what Barry's girls are. I'm actually surprised he's letting us anywhere near her.
I think there's a reason why he's been reluctant to introduce us to her - can't think why
Jon will tell you about Barry's girls tonight - you're def a Barry's girl