What are the weirdest things you have ever seen in Ibiza?

^^ they had a swingers event in there last year (this summer it happened at es vive's inside club)...
 
Also on the Pacha roof terrace last july,saw the most German looking 70's porn star looking dude ever and no it wasn't fancy dress and he was German and rocking the funniest dad dance ever too. I just wish hed noticed he was the only one dancing in the pretty packed bar at the time and what a tash. Wow
 
Scanty Sandwich said:
Also on the Pacha roof terrace last july,saw the most German looking 70's porn star looking dude ever and no it wasn't fancy dress and he was German and rocking the funniest dad dance ever too. I just wish hed noticed he was the only one dancing in the pretty packed bar at the time and what a tash. Wow
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It wasn't him, was it? I love that dialogue... best part is the dialing!!
 
Is he searched by the guarda civil?
Always find him so cool,Francesco Mula ,one of the 5 ibz divinities(the old lady with a bear looking like courtney Love is Pippi sol), seen him the first time at privilege opening 13 at vista club room, then we met at Ushuaia tower opening with Louie Vega (planning to go to Lio ,me with a german girl living in ibz,behind to pacha club ,him with a french girl but he didnt show up, too much loaded he told me :spank:, they get lost with the car, days later ,even he was invited to vip table thanks to a dude met at ushuaia tower ) , then see him every where in vip places in the island, ibz town,Beniras(wanted me to drink a kind of milk breuvage , i decline politely , spot me at Dc10 opening 14 & grab my hand in order to follow him in the main rooml while Black coffe playin...)
Hope to see him again, he like the drums too :cool:, no worries i'm not an young foxy girl :spank:
icebaer69 said:
him ?

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paco (or francisco if you like) is indeed quite a character, but I wish he showered more often. if you stand close to him you'll understand.
 
djcadenza said:
Stood on the then outdoor 'Space' terrace circa 97 and I saw an old hippy type woman dressed as 'Rule Britannia' with a long staff around 8ft long with a teddy bear tied to the end. In a trance like state she stood in one spot looking to the sky and twirled the shit out of the staff for what in the end was around 7 hours!
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A White teddy bear? Must be the Amnesia booth lady that someone two pages ago called out for being weird. I spoke to her and she said that bear was 82 years old. Somehow I doubt it, but who's to question a bear's age.
 
Both last year and neither are going to be the weirdest, they don't involve any toilet dicks out for a dance, but it got a curious eye stare nonetheless. Walking from Playa d'en Bossa to Ibiza Town at about 5 in the morning. I was just passing some of the last big workers blocks - Tivoli I think - and in amongst the patch of shrubby bushy land with all the tall dry weed stalks (best description I can give ha ha), there was a dude dressed fully in inspector gadget gear with a trilby, beige jacket and even a briefcase, the whole shabang. He was standing absolutely motionless, with head tilted staring at the sky like he was waiting. Street was dead apart from this dude waiting for I've no f***ing idea what, but it was coming from the sky. I stood starin as he stood starin. After a few minutes I thought, nah I'm out. Wonder if it came for him. In hindsight he could have been wanking very subtly.
Also in the box of popcorn material was this older guy, nearly bald with a dark complexion, who used to stand totally still right in the middle of the dancefloor. Dressed like a suave carsalesmen who takes pride in having quirky shirts. Saw him at HYTE, Coxy, Cocoon and every time, music is throbbin and he's just totally still with a pure blank face. Went to the toilet, came back, nothin had moved. Maybe it was an unknown game of musical statues that no one else was in on.

From: The Still Men series.
 
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A few years ago, I was walking back with my missus to Figueretas from PDB along the beach after a big night out. It must have been about 9am and as we came to the end of PDB beach we came across this guy squatting butt-naked by the promenade. As we approached my wife says 'Is he taking a shit?'. It soon became apparent he was and he finished his business, stood up, eyes totally glazed, and stumbled forward towards the sea. At this point on the beach the promenade must be a good metre above the beach. He walked oblivious to the edge and fell face forward into the sand! It was my wife's 2nd ever year in Ibiza and she was 'what the f**k?!'. I just shrugged and said 'Welcome to Ibiza'!
 
Brilliant thread especially after a few ales looking forward to Ibiza this year booked last week.

First year visited we stayed in San An Bay and walking home from West End area every morning there seemed to be something that matched the above descriptions (though admittedly less wanking).

My fear is that rather than the witness I usually end up being the sight.
 
Cala Bassa on a Saturday morning in September 2013 and enjoying an afternoon relaxing.

Peacefully until this hoard of South American folks come along and performance chanting, dancing and preaching to God. Then taking people and dipping them
All in the water. Obviously some christening ritual.

Was funny at first but dragged on fir about 1 hour and totally killed the atmosphere if what was a chilled recovery day.
 
Fergi said:
Cala Bassa on a Saturday morning in September 2013 and enjoying an afternoon relaxing.

Peacefully until this hoard of South American folks come along and performance chanting, dancing and preaching to God. Then taking people and dipping them
All in the water. Obviously some christening ritual.

Was funny at first but dragged on fir about 1 hour and totally killed the atmosphere if what was a chilled recovery day.
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I assume those being baptised were wearing white?
It's no biggie, saw the same at Cala Gracio last year, some gentle singing and guitar playing, a lot of smiling.
Quite nice really....not my thing, but each to their own and all that. :)
 
Manumission - Carry on at Space - Manumission Motel (1996 I think)... I was 17 and met every type of person you can image doing crazy shit (eg. Naked stunner peeing in front of you while you are grabbing your pack of cigarettes in privilege, than sharing a pill and starting kissing etc.), of course sex drugs and the music made it all even more special, i felt weird having feelings for all these different people sharing one thing, freedom from everyday society slavery (or call it what you want). Until today i never had that feeling again, although la troya, Circoloco and sven vath came close. 20 years later and it still feels like yesterday, Ibiza changed my life for sure
 
Don Simon said:
I assume those being baptised were wearing white?
It's no biggie, saw the same at Cala Gracio last year, some gentle singing and guitar playing, a lot of smiling.
Quite nice really....not my thing, but each to their own and all that. :)
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PS: Just remembered, after that we went around the rocks to Gracionetta, a Brit wedding party was winding down. A big shouty swearathon, people in the water in their wedding gear (also white) throwing drinks at each other while doing pics and vids. A total contrast....
 
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