What are the weirdest things you have ever seen in Ibiza?

Another Manumission story although i can't remember what year. The ex mrs and i left the dancefloor went upstairs to the loo she went into the ladies and i went into the gents and arranged to meet up in the dome. I exchanged a sort of hello nod with a bloke as he was leaving and went into the urinals bit. There was a massive thunderstorm going on outside and i stood staring at the lightning while trying to have a wee but i was very mashed and not much was happening.

Turned round and the bloke i nodded to on the way in was stood beside me and he gestures downwards... i look down and he is having a wank into the urinal and invites me to help. I laughed, did my zip up and clapped him on the back on the way out and said enjoy yourself or something

I go upstairs and have a cigarette and meet the mrs and we go back downstairs for a dance. I was so mashed that between leaving the loo and walking upstairs i forgot to tell her what had just happened.

Fast forward 7 years and i'm telling the story to a big group of mates in a pub and the other half says "you never told me that!!!!!" Everyone was very suspicious that i hadn't mentioned it at the time and unanimously decided that i had wanked off a stranger in the toilet at Manumission haha

And no i didn't.
 
DelMarSunset said:
Another Manumission story although i can't remember what year. The ex mrs and i left the dancefloor went upstairs to the loo she went into the ladies and i went into the gents and arranged to meet up in the dome. I exchanged a sort of hello nod with a bloke as he was leaving and went into the urinals bit. There was a massive thunderstorm going on outside and i stood staring at the lightning while trying to have a wee but i was very mashed and not much was happening.

Turned round and the bloke i nodded to on the way in was stood beside me and he gestures downwards... i look down and he is having a wank into the urinal and invites me to help. I laughed, did my zip up and clapped him on the back on the way out and said enjoy yourself or something

I go upstairs and have a cigarette and meet the mrs and we go back downstairs for a dance. I was so mashed that between leaving the loo and walking upstairs i forgot to tell her what had just happened.

Fast forward 7 years and i'm telling the story to a big group of mates in a pub and the other half says "you never told me that!!!!!" Everyone was very suspicious that i hadn't mentioned it at the time and unanimously decided that i had wanked off a stranger in the toilet at Manumission haha

And no i didn't.
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Brilliant!!
 
Not too weird, but a few years back at Cocoon I was mangled on the dancefloor dancing around on the sunny terrace as it was around 7. I had a bunch of Adderall (an American prescription version of speed/coke) in my shirt pocket and like 4-5 flew out of my pocket onto the floor as I was dancing. Didn't care to pick them up, but a minute later I see some guy has spotted the pills and he just starts shoving them down his throat without thought. That blew my mind, he must have been wired for the next 8 hours :lol:
 
Around 97/8 I got to the Pacha entrance only to be freaked out by a member of the security team who happened to be a tranny steroid freak bodybuilder wearing a gym crop top and neon pink cycling shorts....now bear in mind that i'm 6' 5" myself..this guy dwarfed me!
 
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that lady at amnesia always in the dj booth is really weird. And I am not saying that with a certain mean intent, just stating the fact that she is really gone. Come on seriously, I thought twice before posting this. And I am not that weird but she really is. It is very apparent. I guess love is in the air only for some. Come on seriously, she is weird right? I saw her before at cocoon. I dont say this with hate just seriously that is the weirdest thing I have seen.
 
One morning after Sankeys in 2013 late season - I think it was a one-off Magna Carta before they took-up their weekly residency - we went to PdB beach to watch the sunrise and also continue with a bit of sniffing.

We got chatting to a northern fella in his mid-30s who'd just landed as part of stag do. He hadn't been to Ibiza since his early 20s and was enquiring where he could pick-up some goods. We were nutted, he had clearly drunk copious amounts of alcohol at the airport and on the flight and we had a funny conversation.

Then, just after the sun had risen, and we were all a little misty-eyed, from seemingly nowhere about a dozen or so Oriental folk appeared next to us on the beach, just walking past in silence. Completely spun us out! Would've put it down as a trip if it wasn't for the fact we all saw them! Was the most random thing.
 
Not so much weird but rather funny.

In 2001 a group of 14 of us hired a swanky villa on the west coast of the island. In addition and for no other reason other than the fact that we wanted to show off we also hired a 48 foot sailing yacht for a week which we planned to anchor up in secluded coves in the afternoons and re-charge our batteries after heavy nights. One of our party had a RYA skipper license so was qualified the sail the boat and knew all about navigation etc. (coincidently, he was also the biggest caner in our group and would regularly go for three days without sleep - possibly not what you want from your skipper!?

Anyway, one afternoon about 6 of our group decided that we would sail the boat from the west coast around to Salinas where we would have lunch. All went well, we arrived, dropped the anchor and then 4 of us got into the little Avon dinghy that came with the boat started the outboard motor and put-putted off to the shore right outside Sa Trinxa. Then, our caner skipper friend took the dinghy back to the yacht to collect the other two, one of whom was going home that day and had his suitcase with him as he was off to the airport after lunch. The little dinghy was 20 metres from the shore on it's second trip when a larger than normal wave flipped it over and our 3 friends ended up in the sea. The suitcase opened and it's contents spilled out into the water. I laughed so much I practically gave myself a hernia as did the 100 of so people who were sitting in and outside Sa Trinxa. One of the waitresses laughed so much she dropped the tray of plates she was carrying.
 
djcadenza said:
Around 97/8 I got to the Pacha entrance only to be freaked out by a member of the security team who happened to be a tranny steroid freak bodybuilder wearing a gym crop top and neon pink cycling shorts....now bear in mind that i'm 6' 5" myself..this guy dwarfed me!
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...damn, I remember this too! Almost bumped into her boobs with my head!!!
 
This is from last year and somewhere between funny and sad.
An older guy dancing with a trash can in front of Bora Bora, totally stoned. A dog joined in some minutes later. Anyway, think he had a decent trip :cool:
 
... and then that night back in '98 when I found one of my mates on the floor at Amnesia or Privilege (really don't remember), licking that big blone Swedish girl in front of everybody. And it was not exactly a quiet corner of the club, but rather at a place where people needed to pass by to change rooms :lol:
 
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last night i catched a bit of sin cities unleashed on a spanish channel and they showed an old episode where one of the presenters spent 48 hours in ibiza with the manumission girls, dressed as a manumission girl (!)... it included images of them doing the promo in las salinas and dc10, bar m, etc but the best bit (apart from the very special lap dance he got) was at the end when otter started playing with his private parts!

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Talking of wanking in toilets, I was in Amnesia once and a bloke appeared next to me in the toilet and started wanking, I quickly moved away to the other side of the toilet...

At the end of the night, I went to the same toilet, fogetting about the wanking man, and there he was STILL THERE, WANKING! This must of been at least 5 hours later, so he must of spent most of the night in the toilet wanking!

Strange way to spend an evening really
 
Back in 2011 eden pornographic night. Having been the night before for judgement sundays, It was a full on shagfest on that dancefloor.

My mate ended pulling a quite huge new zealand girl, i could of had her mate but i was 2 hours into my volkswagon trip no chance!

Anyway, he ended up leaving early and i carried on for abit longer. Turns out my mate ended up bringing her back to our hotel, soon as i found out i went outside on the beach, got chatting to a scotsman who was as wrecked as me, i invited him back to the room for a session. My mate wernt impressed when he woke up first thing he saw was a scotch bloke drinking his orange juice. Better viewing than that sweaty biff he pulled!

2012. Space. Kehakuma room, it was an enter night. We went to see nicky curly before hawtin came on in the main room, we was near the bar when all of a sudden a stunning girl was climbing on the hand rail trying to shag it. She was clearly on the old jack & jills i am ashamed to say i nearly had a boner.

Anyway, some many hours later at the end of hawtins set we see the same girl with a lad. Who was holding her up over his shoulder, she should of been took home or in a hospital their and then but he kept boppin and wernt having any of it. Fair play

Also same year i nearly got caught shagging on the rocks near were the boat leaves the bay to hit san an. A man came out with his torch i dont know if he wanted to watch or tell us off lol.

Fun times

Roll on september
 
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