Weekend Plans
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Johnny Vodka
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xxVic-zeexx
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I think a woman needs to step in here...
I think if a woman EVER gave a guy a blowie whilst gaming, she should be slapped round the face for being a complete and utter mack
As for the stepping in front of the telly....funny how hoovering the front room always became appealing when my twat ex bf was playing on the x box
My Ex: 'Vic do you mind your getting in the way'
Me: 'No not really unless you wana do the hoovering'
My Ex: 'As you were'
I think if a woman EVER gave a guy a blowie whilst gaming, she should be slapped round the face for being a complete and utter mack
As for the stepping in front of the telly....funny how hoovering the front room always became appealing when my twat ex bf was playing on the x box
My Ex: 'Vic do you mind your getting in the way'
Me: 'No not really unless you wana do the hoovering'
My Ex: 'As you were'
A bit off tangent but have just taken this directly from someones CV following a 2 years career gap
Since April 2009 I have enjoyed my sabbatical having accomplished many goals, most notably I have level'd two characters in the online game World of Warcraft and I have learnt how to horse ride proficiently and I now hack out up country lanes for a hobby. I am now ready to continue with my career refreshed and enthusiastic.
Since April 2009 I have enjoyed my sabbatical having accomplished many goals, most notably I have level'd two characters in the online game World of Warcraft and I have learnt how to horse ride proficiently and I now hack out up country lanes for a hobby. I am now ready to continue with my career refreshed and enthusiastic.
My colleagues found him and he specialise in high level Business Intelligence roles (i dont even know what that means myself)
I think unless you're applying for the next Big Brother then the above isnt going to impress anyone
Hope no one laughs at my CV
what you talking about I'm gonna ask him out
Boardgrrrrl
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I feel a bit sad that I DO know
Care to share? Is it a role that horse riding and world of warcraft will help you excel?
Boardgrrrrl
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BI is all about capturing & collating data and turning it into management tools like productivity reports, at-a-glance dashboards and the like so no matter how good you are at hacking up country lanes it really won't help you get a job in that field!
Boardgrrrrl
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That would be me finally killing this thread.......
xxVic-zeexx
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I did wana add to this thread....but my intelligence couldnt stretch that far into the conversation, so thought id quietly leave the thread
Boardgrrrrl
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Boardgrrrrl
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Babies, gardening and management speak... must suck to be you!
It's tough sometimes but I manage to keep it together enough to make it through the day.
WeLuvIbiza
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"Blue sky ideas"
"Going forward..."
"Starter for ten"
I hear them all here
There must be a book available for w*nker management wannabes chockablock full of al this bollox talk
My favourite senior managers were those straight talking sorts who used to tell me to "f**k off out of my office", never left any doubt about what they meant!