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[MARKB]

I would if I wasnt too busy running round with my hood up and coat fastened up at the neck pretending to be batman

i must apologise, i thought i was responding to johnny there!

 

[MARKB]

i reckon your making it all up

... but she is pregnant, it would seem wrong!

 

[djchewie]

... but she is pregnant, it would seem wrong!

dig out an older one then before you impregnated her

 

[MARKB]

dig out an older one then before you impregnated her

tell me again how to post one and i will, but i think the problem is they need to be on a web page, which they aren't. but i'm not leaving it up for long

 

[djchewie]

tell me again how to post one and i will, but i think the problem is they need to be on a web page, which they aren't. but i'm not leaving it up for long

you on facebook?

 

[Beckiboo]

This is all getting a bit seedy isn't it... what is it, a wife contest?!

 

[djchewie]

This is all getting a bit seedy isn't it... what is it, a wife contest?!

not seedy just curious to see if mr B is telling the truth

 

[MARKB]

This is all getting a bit seedy isn't it... what is it, a wife contest?!

I happened to mention that my missus is attractive and chewie reckons unless i post her pic i'm lying. and he won't leave it

 

[djchewie]

I happened to mention that my missus is attractive and chewie reckons unless i post her pic i'm lying. and he won't leave it

well you will blow your own trumpet wouldnt you!

 

[MARKB]

well you will blow your own trumpet wouldnt you!

Hey she's the looker, i'm a dog

 

[Jonny68]

I would but she'd kill me.

Plus i've edited my previous post as winding up johnny is to easy it's cruel.

Let's just hope you become more mature with fatherhood as judging my your demeanour on here you will certainly need to.

 

[djchewie]

Hey she's the looker, i'm a dog

hope for me yet

 

[Morbyd]

Let's just hope you become more mature with fatherhood as judging my your demeanour on here you will certainly need to.

On the contrary, better to stay young so you can still identify with the "youth of today" and maintain a high level of understanding with your offspring

 

[jjinit]

I happened to mention that my missus is attractive and chewie reckons unless i post her pic i'm lying. and he won't leave it

dont send him one, unless you want it to end up looking like a plasterers radio!!!

 

[jjinit]

On the contrary, better to stay young so you can still identify with the "youth of today" and maintain a high level of understanding with your offspring

touche my friend from across the pond!!!

you should hear my renditions of "oh what a nasty daddy" that i sing to Naiya whilst I change her bot-bot whilst she screams the house down

 

[djchewie]

dont send him one, unless you want it to end up looking like a plasterers radio!!!

what like that pic of you ive got?

 

[MARKB]

Let's just hope you become more mature with fatherhood as judging my your demeanour on here you will certainly need to.

Quite right too johnny! I know i don't want my kids to grow up bitter and twisted, stuck in a dead end job and wasting all their money on **** football teams do i?

 

[MARKB]

what like that pic of you ive got?

 

[jjinit]

what like that pic of you ive got?

thats worrying

 

[Morbyd]

you should hear my renditions of "oh what a nasty daddy" that i sing to Naiya whilst I change her bot-bot whilst she screams the house down

I said it's best to stay young-at-heart, I didn't say you should sing inappropriate songs to your toddler