Tell us how it was - Ibiza 2017

Where you stayed (resort/hotel): figueretas,

Club nights visited:

Paradise Closing **** thank u very much for the spotlight member that put me on, i will recontact uf if still ok for ibz 18 and of course u are my guest in any restaurant & free drinks dc10 when we'll meet and delay thanks to spotlight member, guys, no more free rides for ibz 18, grab a taxi i miss the beginning of Masters at work :mad: everything should be planned b4 and not last time looking for ...:rolleyes: i get in touch with kind of escort girl (didnt know at first but spot it later when we meet again, its always fun to meet her )

Afterlife closing **** great party from the morning 7am TOU b2b solomun, Nina Kraviz djs on my list of the ones to avoid ,i nearly passout 2 times along her set :lol:,i met a new french mate for ibz 18, he was annoyed by people that push him so i had to help him, shouting to the rude people/Respect! muthaf***ers!

Glitterbox closing:RAS; This is the House music party *****

Ants closing ***

Elrow closing **** met the french guy from Privilege too

Blue Marlin Luciano ***** BMI is always good

Acid Sundays closing ****

cocoon closing *: give me through pm ur recommanded drugs to enjoy the music :D

cocoon after party ****

Circoloco ****

Hyte closing **

Hyte after party ****

Mosaic closing ***

Keep on dancing Closing ****

Blue Marlin closing ****Heart Wally lopez **** i was evicted by staff aroud 6h20 as he thought i push a guy when getting out of wc, it was jsut the wall i push to have quicker move to avoid a bloke on a way to bump on me


Paris by Night closing *** bob set was the worst

Hi closing Kolsh dj on my djs to avoid list Heart closing Anane Veha b2b louis VEga & Satori & were gret, Acid Pauli fine.

Dc10 closing **** Apppolonia set was great in terrace (i used to attend to mix i didnt like), didnt like Damian Lazarus set

Zoo project evolution *****

Pivate party Villa Monochrome ***** Music was great Sasha Mendone Frcaco moiraghi & a lot of things happened in private parties :spank:

Best night Private party @ villa monochrome good House music & lot of hot girls looking for the wild stuff :p with hard drink 5€ soft 2€ and no rules security staff ,u can imagine what happens in privates parties :spank:

Worst night:cocoon closing

Best bar: Sa Trinxa
Best place to eat:Miss saIgon av espana

Money spent:less than opening Aug thanks to the free guestlist i had , cheapest deal for aug, the discount one for privilege didnt work they trick me but it was ok to pay 50€ ,if i know it wouldnt work i should buy the 40€ backtage a mate ask for (he should give it to me for free with all favours done to him but it will cost him a lot of money ibz 18 if wanted to hang with me as no merci to the deep pocket)
ibz 18 should be a year with not a lot of paying tix :D

Biggest regret:Maceo after party,not taking a cab to get in as the stupid shuttle didnt want me to get in even having the monocrome wristband given by Maceo Manager, music on after party Dc10 after party,Keep on dancing after party Black coffee after party some mates were there & didnt think about me but when i have a after party they keep rush on you textin..:rolleyes:
for closing 18 ill save more days such 3 weeks (i know where to stretch my ibz connections) & guys no need to text me ill give only adress to mates but can t put u on the list as its quiet difficult to me.


Going back?:Yes

Top tip:Buy Ice
 
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Dates you were there:
6 to 9 Oct 2017

Where you stayed (resort/hotel):
Sol House Mixed by Ibiza Rocks. Nice hotel for the low season price I paid, but I'd not pay full whack.

Nice hotel, great facilities, but the bar staff I found a bit rude.

Club nights visited:
Paris by Night at Pacha - Todd Terry, basement jaxx, Bob Sinclair (we left when Bob came on due to illness/not arsed about bobness)
Heart Closing - Luciano, Louie Vega, sartori, acid pauli


Best night:
Heart Closing. Wasn't sure what to expect as never been to heart before. Arrived to a thumping sound system, and a busy dancefloor. Nice surprise to see Luciano on the decks. He put on a decent show, highlight for me was the Pink Floyd shine on you crazy diamond tune, which got a reaction from the crowd. Met Todd Terry on the dancefloor mixing with the non-vips, he was sound with the punters and happy to shake hands and say hello.


I quite liked heart as a club; decent dancefloor, nice sound system and lighting. VIP area is mostly behind you so you don't see it. The crowd felt like one you get only in ibiza, even if the venue itself feels like it could be anywhere.


Worst night:
Friday 6th. I had a stinker of a cold, and a crap flight so wasn't in mood for clubbing. So we just got the whisky in at the hotel to try and clear me out for a good sleep. Don't get me wrong we had a good laugh but I can sit and drink at home. Wish I'd had the energy for clubbing.

Best bar:
The rooftop at sol house I guess. Good views and reasonably priced drink.

Money spent:
Yes, money was spent. Lots of it.

Biggest regrets:

1. Getting a cold and having a tea time flight on a Friday. People getting stupidly hammered on whatever they could. Trolley sold out of most stuff within 30 minutes, I've never seen anyone drink Bacardi with fruit shoot before. Just wasn't in the mood with my cold.

2. Not photobombing my face into a 'make a heart shape with your hands' those Instagram beautiful people types seem to be taking everywhere you go.

Going back?:
Suncebeat Croatia for me next summer but I'll sneak to ibz at some point in the autumn.

I like October getaways as it's a last chance to get some heat in the bones, and the island still feels alive at that time.

Top tip:
Don't take loads of great photos/videos then drop your phone and smash it before you've backed it up.

Also kids, be careful out there please.

Yes, drinking and drug taking goes on but you don't have to load up as much as / more than the next guy to have a good time.

I found myself very worried for total strangers I saw in some absolute states.
 
Dates you were there:
6 to 9 Oct 2017


Club nights visited:
Paris by Night at Pacha - Todd Terry, basement jaxx, Bob Sinclair (we left when Bob came on due to illness/not arsed about bobness)
Heart Closing - Luciano, Louie Vega, sartori, acid pauli

i miss todd Terry set as recovering chilling in the car, i should check the lineup that may motivate me and came when he finished
mark Ursa played 06h00 7h00 but not written in time table sayin bob 3 hours set, Mark Ursa was great as i was feeling sleepy along bob set, when music is boring my eyes shut themself quickquly :lol:

i didnt check Heart closing timetable otherwise i ll leave hi closing early as i miss 30mn from Louie Vega Anana Vega & stayed until the end 12h20 , it was quiet a pain but as long muisic is good its makes me feel awake.
 
i miss todd Terry set as recovering chilling in the car, i should check the lineup that may motivate me and came when he finished
mark Ursa played 06h00 7h00 but not written in time table sayin bob 3 hours set, Mark Ursa was great as i was feeling sleepy along bob set, when music is boring my eyes shut themself quickquly :lol:

i didnt check Heart closing timetable otherwise i ll leave hi closing early as i miss 30mn from Louie Vega Anana Vega & stayed until the end 12h20 , it was quiet a pain but as long muisic is good its makes me feel awake.
Todd Terry set at Pacha was mainly old well known and loved songs (inner city, jungle brothers, Armand Vanhelden). Lots of vocals, crowd enjoying themselves and lots of smiles.....not one for the 'purists'
 
I have just packed a bag full of chupa chups. God forbid if i ever get searched on entry and they pull out 50 lollipops

Happened to me at Hi . . . . they searched everyone, every pocket, every handbag. They said I wasn't allowed my Jelly Beans or cola bottles (all still sealed) but was allowed my Chupa Chups.
As I started pulling all these from every pocket, they eventually gave up and allowed me in with most of the stash.

Lesson learnt was to bring much more than needed. Giant fizzy cola bottles are just the best for some energy and the feeling of, well, fizziness :)
 
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Happened to me at Hi . . . . they searched everyone, every pocket, every handbag. The said I wasn't allowed my Jelly Beans or cola bottles (all still sealed) but was allowed my Chupa Chups.
As I started pulling all these from every pocket, they eventually gave up and allow men in with most of the stash.

Lesson learnt was to bring much more than needed. Giant fizzy cola bottles are just the best for some energy and the feeling of, well, fizziness :)
i ll add fizzy cola bottles sweets for ibz 18 trip , it will prevent me from having coke glass :lol:
energy bars arent allowed in clubs , got mine taking off ushuaia (protein bars aren't allowed in ushuaia; Heart& dc10, i ate then as 3€ a bar no way to give them to staff , i will hide them next time like all people do with drugs :D
 
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Up your bum? :eek:
Didnt know u enjoy this kind of stuff :spank: each to their own :lol:

under shoes or pelvis..2 tasty proteins bar u can hold on all the night with 1 bottle of water
all people gave me drinks and drugs , i had to politely refuse :p xtc given by nice netherland girls as she saw me struggling to be awake,cociane, by ibz mates & i only accept water
this is the power of (the pirate's) LOVE :D
enjoy these classics tracks :cool:
 
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i' ll find a way to hide 2-3, i will be more powerful than ibz 17 with theses bars (avoid white chocolate one they taste awful), add cola sweets advices by @Lumpy.Monkey
IBiza 18 , be ready Im BACK (in black :D ), just notice my last to second day, they sell cheap pirate ibz tshsirt in westend,(there are even pirate bars in westend, full of local restaurants i may try all ibz 18) , my next spendings :lol: for me & kids (2 girls 4 boys :eek:)
 
Dates you were there:
11 nights from Monday 25th September to Friday 6th October.


Club nights visited:

Wednesday 4th October, Cosmic Pineapple at Pikes.
Didn’t get there until about 10pm, so maybe missed a lot. However, found it too much of a hippy vibe even though I was expecting that.
Loved looking around Pikes, you could just feel its past.
From about 1am, everyone packed in to the back room (can’t remember what it was called, through Freddies) and that was really good from then on, lots of happy people, very friendly feeling.

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how was the music in the club, drummers? any pics that u can share it? or through PM
it was planned with Attzaro but i forget these events once there :D
 
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thanks for the warning. one to swerve

Whilst I'd have preferred less commercial tunes i have to say the atmosphere among the crowd was one of the best I'd seen in a good while and looking back I had a really fun night.

Party on holiday + good friends = good times

For me adding any other pre-requisite elements to that equation could be taking it all little bit too seriously. It's only a night out.
 
I know what you mean - that's the mentality i have at sa trinxa. I'm easy with the cheesy stuff that Franco plays because there's a good spirit about the place and it's fun dossing on the beach.

At night though, I need music that sounds right. I can't zone out unfortunately.
 
Dates you were there: Sunday October 8 - Wednesday October 11

Where you stayed (resort/hotel): Blau Parc in San Antonio. Highly recommended. Nice, great view, very clean, quiet, and inexpensive.

Club nights visited: Sunday - Pikes, Hi Ibiza Closing. Monday - DC10 Circoloco Closing. Tuesday - Zoo Evolution.

Best night: All three were great. Pikes was very cool to see, but I went fairly early so not many people and pretty chill. Hi is a great club and the music was really great too. A very fun night!
Circoloco was definitely my favorite music night. The sound system on the DC10 terrace is unbelievably good. Inside was very cool, but too much low end when the rooms weren't full. I was really loving Circoloco until it got so crowded that I couldn't even dance. I left before midnight.
Zoo Evolution took a while to get going, but then was really fun. I met someone who was also there solo and we ended up dancing, drinking, etc together all night long. Ended up being the most amazing night ever!

Worst night: Circoloco, only because it got too crowded so early.

Best bar: Cafe del Mar at sunset.

Best place to eat: I only ate maybe two meals the whole time, and they were both lunches at the Golden Buddha (next to the hotel). Decent food. Great atmosphere.

Money spent: A lot, but worth every penny. Honestly I probably spent more on taxis than anything else. Ibiza needs Uber.

Biggest regret: Staying at Hi all night instead of leaving to see Solomon at Pacha. Also, not getting out to see Es Vedra.

Going back?: Yes! Already making plans for the Summer 2018 season.

Top tip: #1 Go watch the sunset from Cafe Mambo/Cafe del Mar at least once. You will not regret it. #2 Don't be afraid to go solo. You will definitely meet people. And possibly fall in love haha.

One more thing...I love how the clubs are much more casual than the clubs in the Las Vegas clubs where everyone tries to look like a VIP.
 
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