Tell us how it was - Ibiza 2017

MeCrazy said:
Dates you were there: Sunday October 8 - Wednesday October 11

Where you stayed (resort/hotel): Blau Parc in San Antonio. Highly recommended. Nice, great view, very clean, quiet, and inexpensive.

Club nights visited: Sunday - Pikes, Hi Ibiza Closing. Monday - DC10 Circoloco Closing. Tuesday - Zoo Evolution.

Best night: All three were great. Pikes was very cool to see, but I went fairly early so not many people and pretty chill. Hi is a great club and the music was really great too. A very fun night!
Circoloco was definitely my favorite music night. The sound system on the DC10 terrace is unbelievably good. Inside was very cool, but too much low end when the rooms weren't full. I was really loving Circoloco until it got so crowded that I couldn't even dance. I left before midnight.
Zoo Evolution took a while to get going, but then was really fun. I met someone who was also there solo and we ended up dancing, drinking, etc together all night long. Ended up being the most amazing night ever!

Worst night: Circoloco, only because it got too crowded so early.

Best bar: Cafe del Mar at sunset.

Best place to eat: I only ate maybe two meals the whole time, and they were both lunches at the Golden Buddha (next to the hotel). Decent food. Great atmosphere.

Money spent: A lot, but worth every penny. Honestly I probably spent more on taxis than anything else. Ibiza needs Uber.

Biggest regret: Staying at Hi all night instead of leaving to see Solomon at Pacha. Also, not getting out to see Es Vedra.

Going back?: Yes! Already making plans for the Summer 2018 season.

Top tip: #1 Go watch the sunset from Cafe Mambo/Cafe del Mar at least once. You will not regret it. #2 Don't be afraid to go solo. You will definitely meet people. And possibly fall in love haha.

One more thing...I love how the clubs are much more casual than the clubs in the Las Vegas clubs where everyone tries to look like a VIP.
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midnigh leavin dc10? u should at least leave 2am when garden shut..i ve stayed until the edn and yes its rzmmy like hell in terrace, not much main room
the purpose to have one clean driver , if we met u will save a lot of money, i just ask a few drinks (to balance the deal as ive done again free rides again to some i wont ibz 18, free rides are only for soulmate, best mates, u count in one arm)
free zoo project backtage with cheap price at vip bars,private party, afterparty only for new soulmates, free guestlist in many clubs...
the best option was to leave hi to heart closing
 
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MeCrazy said:
Money spent: A lot, but worth every penny. Honestly I probably spent more on taxis than anything else. Ibiza needs Uber.
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Taxi prices are obscene... and completely useless and unreliable. Use a bus or lay off the booze and drugs and drive. I only had one called in 4 trips when I had a tonne of gear to cart down to the Marina to take out on a boat (no, not that sort of gear :eek::lol:).

When it hadn't arrived 10 minutes after due time and a load of shrugging at reception I walked. Hotel were going crazy saying they would get charged anyway and basically told them to tell the taxi driver to shove his car where the sun doesn't shine and if he wants paying then turn up on time. Waste of space. I arrived at the Port sweaty and late but got a good workout and felt great that the useless robbing twat had lost a fare :lol:. That was the one and only time I even considered giving a taxi driver my money.
 
i asked 20€ to an unknow spotlight for blue marlin closing single and Return, he was willing to give 3€, Feuck you! bitch no more time with loosers :rolleyes:
45mn delay lost, i went with a parisian girl bound to ibz scene, i didnt ask her job? escort girl, looking for keep on dancing after party, she knew the owner of can Xuxu...& finally go to BMI , i msure the after party was close to Ca nxuXu

some mate of spotlight nerd(his word, blond glasses, nice guy) giving 3€ for 2 people, amnesia to figueretas, next time it will be Taxi bro or give 20€ to pay breakfast of Francisco (i paid him breakfast & food anytime i saw him, as this guy is an open key to any afer party :D & he loves the captain too :cool: and he is a tramp, so no money earned each month, guys u are allowed to buy him drinks giveing him change & so on..)
People have always money to buy drugs booze tix but not for people giving u rides thinking everything is FREE, i will be tougher ibz 18 :mad::arrow::lol:

one guy , iask 3€ ibz town destino , he didnt gave it to me and is is responsible of my baddest day in ibz the day of Monochrome after party when him & girl jump on shuttle letting me alone ...nice move that shw their true soul :spank: , giving free rides & they didnt let me in the shuttle first, & then issue with shuttle staff, no mercy to them (i can't forgive them for this shit day in ibz ) & all :p

day like this :mad: monochrome after party misse thnks to fair mates :rolleyes: that didnt listen, i told them , don't split ...yeah! lessons learned from muthafeuckers :D its all about me & ME, i GEt it! Ibz will cost them a lot for 2018 as i m always opened :lol:..
No mercy to scumbags
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cunninghamali said:
Taxi drivers are ok! I paid 10 e from Dc 10 to figueratas and then from fig to aeroport 13 e not bad at all!
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Yeah, I think they're reasonable in Ibiza, certainly compared to UK. The night we went to DC-10, we walked from Fig to PDB (coz nothing wrong with using your legs occasionally) and it was buttons in a taxi from there to DC-10.
 
FallenangelGparsons said:
i asked 20€ to an unknow spotlight for blue marlin closing single and Return, he was willing to give 3€, Feuck you! bitch no more time with loosers :rolleyes:
45mn delay lost, i went with a parisian girl bound to ibz scene, i didnt ask her job? escort girl, looking for keep on dancing after party, she knew the owner of can Xuxu...& finally go to BMI , i msure the after party was close to Ca nxuXu

some mate of spotlight nerd(his word, blond glasses, nice guy) giving 3€ for 2 people, amnesia to figueretas, next time it will be Taxi bro or give 20€ to pay breakfast of Francisco (i paid him breakfast & food anytime i saw him, as this guy is an open key to any afer party :D & he loves the captain too :cool: and he is a tramp, so no money earned each month, guys u are allowed to buy him drinks giveing him change & so on..)
People have always money to buy drugs booze tix but not for people giving u rides thinking everything is FREE, i will be tougher ibz 18 :mad::arrow::lol:

one guy , iask 3€ ibz town destino , he didnt gave it to me and is is responsible of my baddest day in ibz the day of Monochrome after party when him & girl jump on shuttle letting me alone ...nice move that shw their true soul :spank: , giving free rides & they didnt let me in the shuttle first, & then issue with shuttle staff, no mercy to them (i can't forgive them for this shit day in ibz ) & all :p

day like this :mad: monochrome after party misse thnks to fair mates :rolleyes: that didnt listen, i told them , don't split ...yeah! lessons learned from muthafeuckers :D its all about me & ME, i GEt it! Ibz will cost them a lot for 2018 as i m always opened :lol:..
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"he is a tramp, so no money earned each month, guys u are allowed to buy him drinks giveing him change & so on..)"

Sounds to me that he likes going around parties at other peoples expense. I'll sit and work all year so I can give him money so he can get off his chops.....:rolleyes::oops:
 
its upon ur heart...1€ to a drink, a meal to a vip meal in a yacht upon ur budget/heart :D
i take care of my budget in ibz but for the love of ibz characters/misfits or drummers i give money/buy food drinks anytime i saw some :cool:
 
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These Ibiza "characters / misfits" sound like con artists to me. Maybe I am being cynical but it's been said before but these people wouldn't pish on you if you were on fire but expect you to pay for them to doss about getting wrecked al the time.

Give me a few cold cans with my pals on a balcony anytime rather than driving around with a stinking tramp in the motor looking for a party we might never find or get in to unless we give another "character" some money for his next acid tab
 
as misfit i was thinking of german girl totally wrecked by drugs, if some saw her they will stop taking drugs right away :D
i saw her last time in benimussa park and give my cigarette box with 5-6 cigarettes left, i was on the way to buy her breakfast but netherland guy pay the bill for all, her+ Francisco+me , this guy was so cool n generous :cool:
Thanks to her i were at cococon afterparty even anyone can go (anyone can go to after party as long u know the location except private ones) but with yellow wristband it's a security to get into the party...
last year i buy her coffer beer & give 5€ (the 5€ i found o nthe ground around sankeys) at gelatino cafe in front of dausol...
 
likeathiefinthenight said:
These Ibiza "characters / misfits" sound like con artists to me. Maybe I am being cynical but it's been said before but these people wouldn't pish on you if you were on fire but expect you to pay for them to doss about getting wrecked al the time.

Give me a few cold cans with my pals on a balcony anytime rather than driving around with a stinking tramp in the motor looking for a party we might never find or get in to unless we give another "character" some money for his next acid tab
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Another thing, it sounds too complicated. Texts/calls/fbmessaging/no shows/lateness/too early/difference of opinion/drink/drugs/lollipops/fuel costs/tightness/kindness............ (I think you get my point?).

Normal life itself is far too complicated, thats why I go on holiday.

KISS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KISS_principle
 
FallenangelGparsons said:
as misfit i was thinking of german girl totally wrecked by drugs, if some saw her they will stop taking drugs right away :D
i saw her last time in benimussa park and give my cigarette box with 5-6 cigarettes left, i was on the way to buy her breakfast but netherland guy pay the bill for all, her+ Francisco+me , this guy was so cool n generous :cool:
Thanks to her i were at cococon afterparty even anyone can go (anyone can go to after party as long u know the location except private ones) but with yellow wristband it's a security to get into the party...
last year i buy her coffer beer & give 5€ (the 5€ i found o nthe ground around sankeys) at gelatino cafe in front of dausol...
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I don't know many "tramps" who spend their days hanging around million € villas unless they are on the rob. These people are taking you for a ride
 
Kim Wrong Un said:
haha

I thought he was ripping them off :lol:
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Ha, I've now worked out that if people are giving him €4 between 3 of them for a ride to a party then it's him that must be getting ripped off!

You couldn't pay me enough money to sit in a car wrecked, driving round the hills looking for a villa beside some stinking tramp as the rest of the car argue over €2.50 and a packet of lollipops
 
No need to teach me wot is KISS
i m IT consultant so i know the basics of my job

free ride/drinks/meals to Francisco that is obvious :cool: but no more free ride/i can' get no Satisfaction to/with the empty spotlight pockets :D with the captain

 
Dates you were there: Saturday 30th September – Monday 9th October (We were supposed to fly back on the Friday (6th), but booked some new flights and found a cheap hotel in San Antonio to stay an extra 3 nights!)

Where you stayed (resort/hotel): Iberostar, S’Argamassa, for the first 6 nights, then moved to Hostal Tarba, San Antonio, for the last 3. Both very different and couldn’t fault either.

a 'Tell us how it was' with a twist....(as it wasn't a 'clubbing holiday' :rolleyes::))

Club nights Beaches visited: Santa Eulalia, S’Argamassa, Cala Pada, Cala Martina, Playa Niu Blau, Cala San Vincente, Cala Gracio, Cala Gracioneta, Es Pouet, Portinatx, Cala Codolar, Cala Tarida.

Best night beach: Cala Tarida, Cala Gracioneta & Cala San Vincente

Worst night beach: S’Argamassa ain’t the best

Best bar: Angelo’s (Ibiza Town), the Passion Fruit Mojito is something else. The cocktails in La Costanera (Santa Eulalia) were pretty good too, and strong.

Best place to eat: The food at Can Domingo was unreal as we had a Tasting Menu. Also special mention to Tapas (San Antonio), Passion Café (San Jose), On the Beach (Cala San Vincente) and Can Burrito (Ibiza Town).

Money spent: Approx £1,200

Biggest regret: The 4th Jug of Cava Sangria at Café Mambo when I woke up on the Sunday morning, as did the missus! o_O

Going back?: Next May for my Wedding and then September/October for the Closings!

Top tip:
- Walk up Sa Talaia from San Jose for some unbelievable views of Ibiza
- Take a walk around the edge of Dalt Vila and have a drink at Plaza del Sol at the end
- Visit Tapas in San Antonio
- Visit the Hierbas stall at the Es Canar Hippie Market and try all the various types before you buy
- Get Water Taxi's when possible, a much nicer way to travel
- Make sure you're looking at the Monday to Saturday bus timetable and NOT the Sunday timetable if it's not Sunday :oops:
 
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