If you think that's bad...next Tuesday I have the secret santa with the winter wonderland party to attend.....my outfit just arrived:
Please tell me you're having a laugh.......or you're getting paid accordingly Ed
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Please tell me you're having a laugh.......or you're getting paid accordingly Ed
Buckley
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If you think that's bad...next Tuesday I have the secret santa with the winter wonderland party to attend.....my outfit just arrived:
No worries, there's plenty of time to take the legs up wee Ed!
EhI don't understand - so you have to buy a present when you don't even know who you're buying it for - that's taking Secret Santa to the next level
Yeah, we just buy a random present and it's a "lucky" dip to see what you get.
Maybe I should buy something really offensive this year. What can I get for £8?
A butt plug - £7.15 from www.sextoys.co.uk
They can shove that up their ar$e with their Secret Santas
copperband
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Sarah,
I wish I was joking, the only reason I am going is because I am presenting some awards on the night
Buckley,
I had the suit tailor made so no length problems,the issue I have is with the brass bells on the tip of each green felt boot
I wish I was joking, the only reason I am going is because I am presenting some awards on the night
Buckley,
I had the suit tailor made so no length problems,the issue I have is with the brass bells on the tip of each green felt boot
A butt plug - £7.15 from www.sextoys.co.uk
They can shove that up their ar$e with their Secret Santas
I would so love to get that.
I would so love to get that.
What you'd so love to get a butt plug up your ar$e
It can be arranged my precious
Buckley
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A butt plug - £7.15 from www.sextoys.co.uk
They can shove that up their ar$e with their Secret Santas
That's uncanny, I was just googling 'Baby Jesus But Plug' for Miss G
What you'd so love to get a butt plug up your ar$e
Thanks, it would make my Christmas.
Not a baby Jesus one though.
Buckley
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Not a baby Jesus one though.
The little baby Jesus is crying now.
You can order it from Urban Outfitters, but then you will be going over your limit.
I love this cigarette holder!! Perfect stocking filler for a male friend!
Buckley
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You can order it from Urban Outfitters, but then you will be going over your limit.
I love this cigarette holder!! Perfect stocking filler for a male friend!
Yeah that'll go down well with any easily offended minorities in the council offices!
Thanks, it would make my Christmas.
Not a baby Jesus one though.
How about the Crystal Anal Ar$e Probe
Buckley
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This thread has really made me laugh
Ben managed to pick out his boss for the secret santa in his office. He's not even been there two months and is worried sick in case he offends
Sarah, I shall pass on your idea to him
Baby Jesus, Baby Jesus! Please. Tell Ben if he gets sacked I'll pay him for a year!
How about the Crystal Anal Ar$e Probe
What for me or for Secret Santa??
Are you allowed to look at all these sex toy sites in your new office??What for me or for Secret Santa??
For you, the you can roadtest it and if it's any good we can all buy them next year for our Secret Santas I'll tell them it's purely in the interests of Secret Santa research
What for me or for Secret Santa??
how about just getting a bottle of poppers.
offensive, fun and something that won't (shouldn't) go to waste!