Buckley
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how about just getting a bottle of poppers.
offensive, fun and something that won't (shouldn't) go to waste!
And a adult Jesus butt plug, now there'll be more *ahem* access?
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And a adult Jesus butt plug, now there'll be more *ahem* access?
And a adult Jesus butt plug, now there'll be more *ahem* access?
Ew, Buckley.
I know you're not Christianity's biggest fan but do you have to show your disdain for Jesus in that way??
Buckley
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Ew, Buckley.
To be honest, I was mainly being plain silly, but I do reserve the right to treat all fairytale heroes with the same irreverance.
Ew, Buckley.
yeah buckers.........don't take the lord's name in vain (or somethin like that).
Buckley
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surely it would be better just not to do it then!!
No, everyone in the office can put a fiver in a hat and take one out! Just imagine the mystery of not knowing who yours came from
No, everyone in the office can put a fiver in a hat and take one out! Just imagine the mystery of not knowing who yours came from
exactly, just imagine the puzzle of.....whose blood/charlie/poo that was on the note??
enjoying this thread
I got my workmate (who won't know it's me but I expect he'll guess) a pack of 3 extra small condoms and a magnifying glass (he's about 5 ft 5 )
My boss last year got me a banana thong
Funniest one last year was when one of the older staff who's rarely in the office didn't understand the joke nature of our work secret santa so clearly asked his wife for something she didn't want. Turns out he gave the fattest girl in the office a pedometer
I got my workmate (who won't know it's me but I expect he'll guess) a pack of 3 extra small condoms and a magnifying glass (he's about 5 ft 5
)My boss last year got me a banana thong
Funniest one last year was when one of the older staff who's rarely in the office didn't understand the joke nature of our work secret santa so clearly asked his wife for something she didn't want. Turns out he gave the fattest girl in the office a pedometer
Taffy Raver
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At my job alcohol is not allowed on site and I am sure there are other places that have the same restrictions.
So rather than annually encouraging people to buy worthless tat for each other. Get everyone to donate the £5 into a kitty, do away with company policy for the day and just go down the offie or soopa doopa deal and get a load of cheap booze and allow everyone to get mashed in work!!
Its only one day like! do you know what I mean?
So rather than annually encouraging people to buy worthless tat for each other. Get everyone to donate the £5 into a kitty, do away with company policy for the day and just go down the offie or soopa doopa deal and get a load of cheap booze and allow everyone to get mashed in work!!
Its only one day like! do you know what I mean?
Buckley
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Just to check, you mean that you buy each other booze and drink it?
Taffy Raver
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aye thats right.
Buckley
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I know what you mean then.
Taffy Raver
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Do you think its a good idea to?
Buckley
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To what?
Taffy Raver
New Member
To, you know..........Have a drunken day at the office instead of secret santa?
Buckley
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Got ya. Depends, if it was baby Jesus butt plugs all round that would be probably trump the booze for something different, but failing that I'm in. Where's the office?