It's even got me and you on it Is that the yellow costume you're planning on wearing
Yes, I'm going for the Lily Allen look - ballgown and trainers. If you're in the pink, that must be Erin in the middle.
It's even got me and you on it Is that the yellow costume you're planning on wearing
Yes, I'm going for the Lily Allen look - ballgown and trainers. If you're in the pink, that must be Erin in the middle.
But the one in the middle's not gi.....ahem...strawberry blonde?
Boys are horrid.
A butt plug - £7.15 from www.sextoys.co.uk
They can shove that up their ar$e with their Secret Santas
Sorry to bring the butt plugs back to your screens (thank god for my "anti glare" screen cover ).
We did our Secret Santa yesterday. I put in "The Chronicles of Narnia" on DVD, which I thought was quite a nice present for people with kids and stuff. What did I get? A London Fire Brigade mug, which I happen to know the giver got for free...
I got a box of ferrero rocher from someone that obviously didn't understand the concept of secret santa in my firm.
I got the short guy at work 3 extra small joke condoms and a magnifying glass.
Why not ask if you can take the mug back
i bought a blow job kit and received a really sh!t christmas carols cd.
wtf is in a blowjob kit? All I can think of that might be useful is some kind of lockjaw aid, and perhaps something that you can train yourself to deep throat with.
It was rubber gloves and an apron???
Spotlight Festive Gold............