Royal Wedding
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Ikoda
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xxVic-zeexx
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have the bookies started taking bets on how long the marriage will last?
it's a tradeoff - you become the Queen of England yet you're also marrying into the most dsyfunctional, incestuous, politicised, emotionally repressed, spied upon, gossiped about, misunderstood family unit in the country
it's a tradeoff - you become the Queen of England yet you're also marrying into the most dsyfunctional, incestuous, politicised, emotionally repressed, spied upon, gossiped about, misunderstood family unit in the country
Morbyd
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Come on.... that's just wrong wrong wrong!
xxVic-zeexx
Active Member
I just dont think i could ever marry a royal 
Marriage is enough in itself, let alone marrying someone whos a royal
Marriage is enough in itself, let alone marrying someone whos a royal
*couldnt
I will be watching you. Don't you have a royal wedding watching party to plan?
xxVic-zeexx
Active Member
Pfffft no chance....im sure i will be getting highly intoxicated Friday night but one never needs an excuse to do this 8)
suppose if you will be watching....
1. If the Queen is on the screen you must be drinking. The woman has ruled the country for over 50 years, the least you can do is get destroyed in her honour.
2. Any time Prince Harry appears all players must produce a Nazi salute. The last player to do so must consume 5 fingers/mouthfuls for their poor reactions.
3. If Elton John is spotted the last person to shout "Candle in the Wind" must drink 5.
4. Any time time paralells are drawn to the Diana and Charles wedding (or any previous Royal Wedding for that matter), by commentators or otherwise, all players must consume 3 fingers/mouthfuls of their drink.
5.We're British (or shall assume the role for the day), which means we're a simple folk who enjoy comforts such as bacon and beer. With this in mind then, what better way to greet our anthem than with a hearty chug. As a result when the National Anthem is playing, everyone must be stood up and drinking. (Cheers to Will Sugg for inspiring this rule)
6.William will one day become king of this fine country, a fact that needs to be celebrated no? Every time the word "future" is said, in the mentioned context or not, an amount no less than 1 finger must be added to the "Future Kings Cup" by any player. This should then go in a clockwise direction from the first player to do so everytime future is mentioned, to ensure the cup has a good mix of drinks.
(Cheers to Sam Baggot for inspiring this rule)
7. And following on from Rule 6, The last person to shout "God save the future King!" upon the proclamation of "I now pronounce you man and wife" has to down the Future King's Cup. I fear for those that are last here, I really do.
(Cheers to Dick Sharp for inspiring this rule)
8. Prince Phillip has found a warm place in many of our hearts, his "Racist Grandad" appeal simply too hard too dislike. As a result, whenever he is shown independant of the Queen (to avoid complications with rule 1), the last player to shout "Bloody Foreigners" must drink 3 fingers. Penalties can be awarded for anyone who makes no attempt to imitate his accent.
9. Prime Ministers never tend to be popular, but our current one is hated even by those standards. So to allow you all to "stick it to da man" whenever our fearless leader David Cameron appears on screen, the first player to shout "****" (substitute for a less offensive word if necessary) is allowed to come up with a rule of their own. Enjoy your one chance at tyranny!
10.Whenever the union flag appears on screen, the first to shout "rule brittania" is bestowed with the honor of delegating four measures however they see fit, one for each nation of the UK. This can either be to single player, or spread amongst them. Make sure our great flag is honoured with the drinking it deserves!
There we have it then, the 10 rules for what could be the least remembered Royal Wedding in history. It's been emotional!
atching....
1. If the Queen is on the screen you must be drinking. The woman has ruled the country for over 50 years, the least you can do is get destroyed in her honour.
2. Any time Prince Harry appears all players must produce a Nazi salute. The last player to do so must consume 5 fingers/mouthfuls for their poor reactions.
3. If Elton John is spotted the last person to shout "Candle in the Wind" must drink 5.
4. Any time time paralells are drawn to the Diana and Charles wedding (or any previous Royal Wedding for that matter), by commentators or otherwise, all players must consume 3 fingers/mouthfuls of their drink.
5.We're British (or shall assume the role for the day), which means we're a simple folk who enjoy comforts such as bacon and beer. With this in mind then, what better way to greet our anthem than with a hearty chug. As a result when the National Anthem is playing, everyone must be stood up and drinking. (Cheers to Will Sugg for inspiring this rule)
6.William will one day become king of this fine country, a fact that needs to be celebrated no? Every time the word "future" is said, in the mentioned context or not, an amount no less than 1 finger must be added to the "Future Kings Cup" by any player. This should then go in a clockwise direction from the first player to do so everytime future is mentioned, to ensure the cup has a good mix of drinks.
(Cheers to Sam Baggot for inspiring this rule)
7. And following on from Rule 6, The last person to shout "God save the future King!" upon the proclamation of "I now pronounce you man and wife" has to down the Future King's Cup. I fear for those that are last here, I really do.
(Cheers to Dick Sharp for inspiring this rule)
8. Prince Phillip has found a warm place in many of our hearts, his "Racist Grandad" appeal simply too hard too dislike. As a result, whenever he is shown independant of the Queen (to avoid complications with rule 1), the last player to shout "Bloody Foreigners" must drink 3 fingers. Penalties can be awarded for anyone who makes no attempt to imitate his accent.
9. Prime Ministers never tend to be popular, but our current one is hated even by those standards. So to allow you all to "stick it to da man" whenever our fearless leader David Cameron appears on screen, the first player to shout "****" (substitute for a less offensive word if necessary) is allowed to come up with a rule of their own. Enjoy your one chance at tyranny!
10.Whenever the union flag appears on screen, the first to shout "rule brittania" is bestowed with the honor of delegating four measures however they see fit, one for each nation of the UK. This can either be to single player, or spread amongst them. Make sure our great flag is honoured with the drinking it deserves!
There we have it then, the 10 rules for what could be the least remembered Royal Wedding in history. It's been emotional!
atching....
Sound like the hangover club full edition
madwhitegiant
New Member
Must be weird for Wills on his stag night to be shoving pics of his nan down some strippers knickers.
Boardgrrrrl
Active Member
I might be able to muster up a bit of interest for it if it hadn't been rammed down our throats for the last 2 months.
And as for those people who are camped outside Westminster Abbey on the news this morning......hhhaaaahahahaaaa!!
And as for those people who are camped outside Westminster Abbey on the news this morning......hhhaaaahahahaaaa!!
these people need to locate a mirror and spend some time having a good long word with themselves.
the total and utter ****ness of people never fails to surprise me!
xxVic-zeexx
Active Member
And as for those people who are camped outside Westminster Abbey on the news this morning......hhhaaaahahahaaaa!!
Sad sad people
I will be using the royal wedding as an excuse to have a few naughty drinks....hang on, who am i kidding, when have i ever needed an excuse
Johnny Vodka
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diver
Well-Known Member
The Royal Wedding, live on YouTube.
The Royal Honeymoon, live on RedTube.
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The Archbishop of Canterbury is to marry Prince William.
Bit of a blow for Kate Middleton, then.
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Just watching the documentary on Dave of the forth coming royal wedding...
How exciting i'll be first in line to wish Prince Charles and Diana a long and happy future.
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I've just heard that Victoria Beckham is going to the Royal Wedding...
For God's sake, Will!
At least invite someone who will eat the f$&*ing buffet we are paying for!
The Royal Honeymoon, live on RedTube.
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The Archbishop of Canterbury is to marry Prince William.
Bit of a blow for Kate Middleton, then.
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Just watching the documentary on Dave of the forth coming royal wedding...
How exciting i'll be first in line to wish Prince Charles and Diana a long and happy future.
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I've just heard that Victoria Beckham is going to the Royal Wedding...
For God's sake, Will!
At least invite someone who will eat the f$&*ing buffet we are paying for!
madwhitegiant
New Member
i'll be watching. It's a proud moment for the Union. And that's he's marrying, shock horror, a 'commoner' !
Indeed great celebration and an excuse for a knees up however she is not quite as common as the rest of us is she?