Royal Wedding

Olly said:
I drunkenly tried my chances with the heiress to the Cadbury fortune once but I was obviously punching way too far above my weight...
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If you had have been successful then it would have been quite a Boost for you!
 
Olly said:
I did browse the easyjet prices to see about escaping to to spain that weekend but they were as extortionate as the easter ones.

I think an awful lot of drugs and a total news blackout will be the only way to cope with that week
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I like your style
 
Emma_1983 said:
Its Friday 29th April - just after Easter, lovely break!
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Get in....well i say that,yet my bosses are yet to actually say if we can have it off :roll:

My bosses are raving piss heads thus meaning quote fun and love their time off so lets prey this bodes well for me :lol:
 
xxVic-zeexx said:
Get in....well i say that,yet my bosses are yet to actually say if we can have it off :roll:

My bosses are raving piss heads thus meaning quote fun and love their time off so lets prey this bodes well for me :lol:
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If you book the Tues, Weds, Thurs off before it actually gives you a massive break :lol:
 
and then, there are these...

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Crown Jewels condoms.

"Lie back and think of England!" :lol:

http://www.crownjewelscondoms.com/heritage.html
 
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Olly said:
am amazed that the royals have managed to keep the hewitt/harry thing out of the papers all these years. It is after all the worst kept secret in town. My guess is the papers are scared of the almighty lawsuit that would follow?
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I didn't think it was a secret, just understood and had it's time. If anything it's not in the newspapers because it's not 'news'.

Would you have the balls to Front-Page it though?

Outing Andy as an embarassing dumb ignorant socialite is one thing, but reminding the crown that the 3rd (?) in line to the throne was sired by affair with a ranga is a completely different league.
 
Dan x said:
I didn't think it was a secret, just understood and had it's time. If anything it's not in the newspapers because it's not 'news'.

Would you have the balls to Front-Page it though?

Outing Andy as an embarassing dumb ignorant socialite is one thing, but reminding the crown that the 3rd (?) in line to the throne was sired by affair with a ranga is a completely different league.
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fair point

there is tonnes that is kept under wraps because it is common knowledge without actual evidence - Michael Portillo and Peter Lilley's rendez vus in the 90s, Oona King's choice of 'refreshment' at the Hacienda BITD, the Kenneth Noye trial for the 'road rage' incident that never was, the real reason Robert Maxwell died + all manner of police stitch-ups over the years
 
What's that about Kenny Noye? Was it not road rage?

And what did they call robert maxwell when he fell overboard?

"Bob"
 
MARKB said:
What's that about Kenny Noye? Was it not road rage?
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he killed a man, nobody doubts that, but it wasn't just some altercation with another motorist

the guy he killed stephen cameron was a drug dealer

and key witness Alan Decabral was a known gangster and himself murdered in 2000 - what are the chances of two underworld figures coincidentally being at the same junction at the same time? hmmm

+ the police were determined to get him in revenge for killing one of their cops a few years before.

loads more to it than meets the eye..
 
Olly said:
he killed a man, nobody doubts that, but it wasn't just some altercation with another motorist

the guy he killed stephen cameron was a drug dealer

and key witness Alan Decabral was a known gangster and himself murdered in 2000 - what are the chances of two underworld figures coincidentally being at the same junction at the same time? hmmm

+ the police were determined to get him in revenge for killing one of their cops a few years before.

loads more to it than meets the eye..
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Ahhh, that's interesting. Read loads about Mr Noye. Fascinating and scary bloke.
 
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