La Tana, Ibiza Town
A little Italian place in the area behind Croissant Show with tables out on the street. A beautiful location. Quite a small menu from memory. But wow. We shared the gambas and calamares tempura then the main dishes. The seafood pasta was truly sensational. I'm not always first to the pasta section, but I had heard good things, so if ever there was a reason to hit the pasta section, this was it. The flavours were incredible. One for the books. My wife had the linguine vongole which also went down a total storm and the kids had pasta with the house sauce. We ordered a couple of desserts, and only received one. Which leads on to the negative.
The service that night was woeful. I mention all the above dishes as kudos to the kitchen. Out front, it was chaos. My wife's main dish arrived after everyone else had finished. Red flag offence. A round of drinks went awol. Dessert took 40 minutes and we only got one in the end. One guy was trying to hold it together, but his partner for the night let him down. Fair play to them though, they didn't charge us for the linguine and the tiramisu was on the house too as an apology for the desserts going missing. And a round of free limoncellos. So a bad night for the waiting staff but they handled the aftermath extremely well, so it won't put me off going back. I need to at the very least, just sniff that seafood sauce once more. Starters €18-28. Main pasta dishes €24-31.
Anitas, San Carlos
Halfway through a holiday, sometimes you just need to recalibrate. And this is the place. Another family essential. Usually just for a cold one and a Calippo coming back from a day up north. It is one of the icons of the island as far as I’m concerned. A joy to sit beneath the natural canopy. This time however, lunch. An array of classic, simple, island specialities on offer. But also, egg and chips. Which is what the majority had. I tried their Ibizan Salad which was excellent. A real rustic and classic mix of potatoes, olive oil, olives, tomatoes, onion and peppers. Wonderful. Flao and cortado to follow. Reset… complete. Egg & chips €8. Salad €13. Flao €4.
Bai Bai, Ibiza Town
A Basque tapas place at the very far end of the port. A lovely location away from the central bustle for a change and a very busy place in its own right, there was a queue for most of the time we were there. But every bar down that way was very, very quiet. We had a brilliant evening. All the dishes were cooked perfectly. Light and airy croquettes, classic padron, bravas, monkfish and prawn skewers, sticky chicken wing things, honey roasted goats cheese and a knock out cheese cake to round it off. Just a great vibe all night long. Cana €3. Bravas €10. Croquettes €11. Skewers €13. All very simple, fairly priced and worth every cent. Loved it.
Shamarkanda, San Juan
A surprisingly sprawling place just outside San Juan. But it's the central garden out back which is where the main dining area is in peak summer and it is quite a scene with the tables nestled down amongst trees and greenery, all lit up by low hanging rattan lights. Lebanese hummus, toasted chick peas and chia + poppadoms to start plus their kimchee croquettes which were excellent. For main, it was between the croaker and the squid... I went for the squid, which in the end wasn't for me. The combo of textures with the leaves and cheese plus the intense sauce didn't work for my palate. My wife had the artichoke risotto which she really enjoyed and for kids they do home made chicken fritters or pasta.
The cheese cake with raspberry lemon and mint sorbet was another intense combo. A very cheesy cheese cake, but with the sorbet, it absolutely worked. Then Hierbas Can Vidal on the house to wrap things up. A beautiful drive up the road as the sun was setting and great to sit in the garden as day turned to night. Good times. Next time, the croaker.
SOS, Cala Llonga
A family run place still doing their thing after decades on the front. They used to have a huge menu but it’s a one pager now and they are packing them in, even with Regina filling their seats next door too which is great to see. We had one night in here for seabass fillets and a bottle of white. Always an enjoyable evening and little jars of limoncello and Hierbas are left on the table afterwards to meet all your nightcap needs. €23 for the fish. €25 for wine. Normal for beer etc too.
San Carlos Bar & Grill, San Carlos
I don't know how many times I’ve driven past here, taken a photo of the menu and not made it back. Set in off the road on the outskirts of San Carlos, a stones throw from Anita’s, inside was packed when we arrived and the grill was in full effect. Provoleta and bread to get things started plus a grilled vegetable dish. Then I think it was grilled salmon, grouper and another from the grill I can’t quite remember. All cooked beautifully. Given the style of cooking there are also extensive meat options to fire up. Dessert was excellent too. No surprises that our tiramisu and cheese cake sampling tour continued. Top night and lovely to be in San Carlos after sundown. I’m struggling to remember some prices for this one, but I think around €23 for the grouper, €25 for salmon, €8-€10 for our starters. Drinks normal price.
Shanti, Cala Llonga
The last time I was in this building I was getting a pre departure covid test. That's when it was Sol's bar, these days it's Shanti, a new Indian restaurant which opened towards the end of last season and fortunately my sense of taste and smell tonight was as strong as it was when I got a negative result on the test in 2021. Which meant I could go home and not to the Covid hotel in Bossa.
The setting is beautiful. Outside, it looks like it's been there since the day Cala Llonga was founded. I love the shape of the building, nestled among thick bamboo. Inside is stylishly designed; more bamboo, terracotta tiles, the ever present rattan lights, and an open kitchen centre stage to the back. We kicked off with cocktails (penultimate night of the holiday, off the rails spending vibes) which were incredible. A Bollywood Sour and a Delhi Tikki and a round of poppadoms with accompanying dips which were superb.
Tandoori chicken Tikka with onions and chutney to start plus spiced potato croquettes with tomato kasundi. Fantastic. Butter chicken with like a cashew crumble thing on top. Prawns and hake Goan style curry with black rice and their version of a Chicken Biryani. Every dish a total winner and the flavours were on a different level. Pistachio cheesecake for the finale. Staff were wonderful and the vibe of the place was perfect. A glorious night and I’m glad we decided to go for our last night in Cala Llonga as we were heading to Ibiza Town for the final fling. Starters €12-25. Mains €18-30. Cocktails €15 ish.
La Bodega, Ibiza Town
This used to be another of our family staples. The kids adored this place and we got to know one of the girls who worked here over the years. She's long gone now. We had some good times, late nights, a bottle of Hierbas left on the table post-dinner. Those were the days. We hadn't been since 2019. So for old time's sake and to relive some wonderful memories, we decided to head back. We're not red meat eaters these days so it was a different selection from the menu for us compared to 2019, but they have some good options across the board and a "green" veggie section. It was, as always, packed outside. But inside was quite empty.
The food was the same as ever, not much seems to have changed over the years. When it came to the bill then, our waiter - who I have to say really had been a major tit the entire night to be honest, shouted loudly over the other diner’s heads to confirm what the amount was, made sure to tell me, loudly, that a tip was not included and asked would I like to add one for the staff from my card. Lols. I do leave a tip everywhere I go. But it's at my discretion, I'm not going to shout it over my neighbouring diners to a waiter standing out on the road. I told him not to worry, I had cash which I could leave. I didn't. And I didn't. This guy’s vibe was just off. Anyway, we had fun, el vino did flow etc, but we shall say bye bye to La Bodega for a bit and perhaps hello to Bai Bai and a few other alternative tapas gaffs from the list in the future.