Massively detailed Ibiza Review 2012 :)
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Levenshulme AGS
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Hi, I'm a long time lurker here but had to register to say that this review is the greatest thing I have ever read.
craig72
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Yeah i think it is too..gave a mate a read of it last night and he loved it,wind up or not these things do happen on your first holiday..i think there is to much in it to be a wind up myself.Jesus i remember a girl asking me do i want fork before and i taught she said do you wanna fu*k
diver
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Tips for your next visit -
1. Take one of your parents with you.
2. Prior to next visit, spend some time hanging around some less privileged areas of the UK. There are loads of them up here in the North West.
3. Dont book an overhyped hotel that is going to contain individuals who dont really want to sleep.
4. Take twice as much money.
5. Learn yerself Scouse, "blending in" is the key.
6. Not my thing really but buy some vests.
1. Take one of your parents with you.
2. Prior to next visit, spend some time hanging around some less privileged areas of the UK. There are loads of them up here in the North West.
3. Dont book an overhyped hotel that is going to contain individuals who dont really want to sleep.
4. Take twice as much money.
5. Learn yerself Scouse, "blending in" is the key.
6. Not my thing really but buy some vests.
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icebaer69
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... Jesus i remember a girl asking me do i want fork before
and i taught she said do you wanna fu*k
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icebaer69
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my top 3 tips
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ok for all of yours who keep asking the me for tips to pull a burd on ibiza my 3 top tips are
1) if your out in a club always remember the bigger the boobs the smaller the brain
2) always go for girls who are on there last night they are so easy
3) every holes a goal ..."
http://www.spotlight-forums.com/showthread.php?t=12044
kimajy
Well-Known Member
No.
oh and
7. If a bird touches your privates she wants to make them public.
Yes.
Spotlight Platinum ... seared on my mind for ever !
craig72
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It was at Bar M and we were waiting for our friend to finish work one night and she always brought us out food at end of night we sit on beach eating and drinking for hours..most of the people that worked around there would do the same and have a great cheap night on beach till sun rise...goodtimes..
Evolution
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icebaer69
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world´s most dangerous craziest **** ever 
actually it´s the 8th wonder of the world that 100% of your stuff
wasn´t already gone 4ever on your first day @ ibiza
actually it´s the 8th wonder of the world that 100% of your stuff
wasn´t already gone 4ever on your first day @ ibiza
diver
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This review is screaming out for photos.
1. To prove it's real, and
2. I just want to see this lot on a night out.
Thats if the camera wasnt lost/mislaid/stolen
kimajy
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so since I am 38 and not massively muscular either, are my days in Ibiza already over
I think not !!!Thats if the camera wasnt lost/mislaid/stolen
Hmmm ... the chinny reckon bit does keep flashing on and off ...
actually it´s the 8th wonder of the world that 100% of your stuff wasn´t already gone 4ever on your first day @ ibiza
... or maybe not all tattooed chavs are thieves after all
(PS - maybe take one of there next time .. available airside from all UK airports http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000X8YB...and=1291551221812342310&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt= )
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Thats if the camera wasnt lost/mislaid/stolen
I expect the stripper is selling a camera on ebay.
craig72
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dj postman http://snd.sc/Mq4DyA
McRackin
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greg james - http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/gregjames/
dj postman - patt "postman" is one of the residents of propaganda who, apart from es paradis on thursdays, are also doing mondays at ibiza rocks bar