... a bird ...
No.Tips for your next visit -
1. Take one of your parents with you.
7. If a bird touches your privates she wants to make them public. (seize the moment)
Spotlight Platinum ... seared on my mind for ever !every holes a goal ...
So did you have a good holiday?
Not really i was surrounded by poor common people and I clearly can't be trusted to look after anything that hasn't been stapled to my hand. On the upside I danced with about 30 different girls and touched a stripper by accident. Twice.
actually itÂ´s the 8th wonder of the world that 100% of your stuff... We tried to check in at reception,
but the women said we had to check in at 8.30!
So we then had to find a way of killing some time.
There was this small room where we could put our bags
but literally anyone could walk in there and steal our luggage so easily.
However we took this risk even though it had all our money, passports etc in it ...
... it eventually turned to 8.30 so we could get our room.
We went to check in and the worst possible news happened -
they said the hotel room was not ready so we would have to come back at 2.
I was so angry! ... We couldn't bare the thought of staying in the hotel for longer.
So we decided to go to the beach and had to leave our luggage in this little room again ...
so since I am 38 and not massively muscular either, are my days in Ibiza already over I think not !!!Since we are only 18 and not massively muscular we didn't really settle
Hmmm ... the chinny reckon bit does keep flashing on and off ...Thats if the camera wasnt lost/mislaid/stolen
... or maybe not all tattooed chavs are thieves after all (PS - maybe take one of there next time .. available airside from all UK airports http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000X8YBEA/ref=asc_df_B000X8YBEA9182325?smid=AU7W3MWOPATBF&tag=hydra0b-21&linkCode=asn&creative=22218&creativeASIN=B000X8YBEA&hvpos=1o2&hvexid=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=1291551221812342310&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt= )actually itÂ´s the 8th wonder of the world that 100% of your stuff wasnÂ´t already gone 4ever on your first day @ ibiza