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xxVic-zeexx said:
As much as us girls dont like to be having sex on a first date,sometimes you both jst slip and fall :lol:
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Yeah, right. ;) We're all adults. There's nowt wrong with the occasional bout of FDS. I think people can get too hung up on when it's okay to have sex, etc. I'd be worried if someone was shagging a different person every week, but most adults must have had FDS or a ONS at some point.

Emma_1983 said:
Did that do it for you?!?
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Not really, no. There's probably a reason why no-one's pushed bacon-scented perfume, although bacon smells amazing in any other context. :lol:
 
Why is this world becoming a world of acronyms. :lol:

All this talk of Bacon makes me want a bacon sandwich. Roll on lunch time!
 
Johnny Vodka said:
Yeah, right. ;) We're all adults. There's nowt wrong with the occasional bout of FDS. I think people can get too hung up on when it's okay to have sex, etc. I'd be worried if someone was shagging a different person every week, but most adults must have had FDS or a ONS at some point.
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Ok so FDS - First Date Sh*g.....

What the hell is ONS...

Are these what you have made up or am i not down with the shortened versions of these sayings lol :lol:
 
Ikoda said:
Do tell of all this prep, I'm curious
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Extra long shower - Shave everywhere, like 5 times just to be sure :lol:

Hair - always something a bit different to the norm thus taking longer coz it never goes right the first time round :roll:

Make up - More than normal :lol:

Clothes - allow extra time for numerous outfit changes because the first choice is never the right choice :roll:

Paddy - This is always thrown and takes a while to get over coz your stressing that nothings going right :lol:

Allow for pacing up and down the hallway to get more nervous coz theyre always f**kin late, then shout at your mum to get away from the window trying to get a glimpse of the date in question...

Apply more lipgloss and perfume and hairspray then BOOM your ready to rock and roll 8)
 
I think older people dont wait so long if you know what I mean - whereas when you are younger its drummed into you to make the boy wait as long as possible but then you get older and think s*d that :lol:
 
xxVic-zeexx said:
Extra long shower - Shave everywhere, like 5 times just to be sure :lol:

Hair - always something a bit different to the norm thus taking longer coz it never goes right the first time round :roll:

Make up - More than normal :lol:

Clothes - allow extra time for numerous outfit changes because the first choice is never the right choice :roll:

Paddy - This is always thrown and takes a while to get over coz your stressing that nothings going right :lol:

Allow for pacing up and down the hallway to get more nervous coz theyre always f**kin late, then shout at your mum to get away from the window trying to get a glimpse of the date in question...

Apply more lipgloss and perfume and hairspray then BOOM your ready to rock and roll 8)
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Sounds like a ton of effort. So glad I'm a guy. :lol:
 
You guys have it so easy its a joke :roll:

I know some guys who literally take 10 minutes to be out the door on their way to work from the time their alarm goes off 8O

Takes me an hour :roll:
 
xxVic-zeexx said:
You guys have it so easy its a joke :roll:

I know some guys who literally take 10 minutes to be out the door on their way to work from the time their alarm goes off 8O

Takes me an hour :roll:
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Takes me an hour in the morning. But half an hour of that is pressing snooze. ;)

I take a bit longer to get ready to go out, about an hour If I include shaving and such.
 
Takes me ages to get ready in the morning, but I do like to eat breakfast and assemble a lunch. If it's only taking a bloke 10 minutes, I'd think he might be skipping/shortening some part of the cleaning process - a common one with peeps is not brushing their teeth for long enough. :roll:

You never try the natural look Vic? ;) Natural, or near to it, can be hotter than heavily made-up. Although it depends how much polishing the pebble needs, I suppose. :lol:
 
Takes me an hour if not more in the morning because I like to faff about, have breakfast, shower....take my time 8)
 
I have noticed it depends on what job it is they have, one guy i was with used to do errrr :roll: something to do with historic buildings lol, basically a 'builder' :lol: so hed get up, throw on skanky clothes from yesterday, brush teeth whilst kettle is boiling then drink the cuppa in the van.....

Amother guy i saw for a little while was an office guy so would take a bit longer seeing hed have to look nice and clean and tidy...

As for the natural look - dear god no lol. I dont wear masses of make up anyway but eye make up is essential, my eyes look like piss holes in the snow otherwise :lol: and i also look about 12, and when im nearly 24, this is not a good look :lol:
 
xxVic-zeexx said:
I have noticed it depends on what job it is they have, one guy i was with used to do errrr :roll: something to do with historic buildings lol, basically a 'builder' :lol: so hed get up, throw on skanky clothes from yesterday, brush teeth whilst kettle is boiling then drink the cuppa in the van.....

Amother guy i saw for a little while was an office guy so would take a bit longer seeing hed have to look nice and clean and tidy...

As for the natural look - dear god no lol. I dont wear masses of make up anyway but eye make up is essential, my eyes look like piss holes in the snow otherwise :lol: and i also look about 12, and when im nearly 24, this is not a good look :lol:
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Tea after brushing??? Blurr makes my teeth feel funny!
 
Well, I manage to shower (including shampoo and conditioning hair), make lunch, have breakfast, get dressed and clean teeth in 35 minutes in the morning. :)
 
Ikoda said:
Well, I manage to shower (including shampoo and conditioning hair), make lunch, have breakfast, get dressed and clean teeth in 35 minutes in the morning. :)
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My morning routine takes 30-40 mins (shave, brush teeth, shower, weigh-in, ironing shirt, getting dressed). So usually it's about an hour from the time I start to the time I get to the office.

My problem is that, before all that gets started, I grab a Red Bull and a cigarette and get on the 'net to check the news (work-related and general). That can take anywhere from 10 minutes to an hour depending on how distracted I get and how relaxed I am about getting to the office on time :lol:
 
I prepare for dates by flexing my muscles and peforming slow motion karate moves in the mirror in my headband and underpants and shouting samurai 27 times in quick succession
 
I can be suited and booted, bathed, hair washed/dried and straightened and make up done all in 30 mins if i have to ..... not bad for a girl :)
 
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