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Crispy Duck
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Yeaaaah it would not have suprised me if he did !! I tend to have a habit of seeing younger guys... not on purpose though
kimajy
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You don't half seem to end up with some !!
kimajy
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Nest snatcher !!
Gonna post up the truth about the life of ducks in a moment .. the males have some difficult issues to balance !
Crispy Duck
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My love life seems well boring compared to Mr Cools, I need to get me some dates with some fruit loops haha, I look about 22 so always get chatted up by young lads SOO ANNOYING !! 
Ducks deffo do not have it easy !!
Ducks deffo do not have it easy !!Crispy Duck
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I would say you are ...... about ...... 35 then? It is a blessing and a curse looking younger, I'm just praying my hedonistic lifestyle id not going to come running and catch up with me !!!!
kimajy
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The Disturbing Mating Habits of Ducks
For female ducks, life is good! The more male ducks that are around, the better the sex life, apparently. Male ducks, or drakes, can have a penis that is up to 25 centimeters long.That's more than half of its body length!
After breeding season, the duck penis withers away and falls off, much like an umbilical cord on a newborn human baby. The penis has done its job, and now the male duck has better things to occupy his blood flow with.
Next spring, when mating season is back in full swing, and the lady ducks are skinny dipping and ready for love, the penis grows back.
How much it grows backis dependent upon the male competition. The question I have is, how do they know what other male duck penises look like? Are there "pond comparisons"? Is there chatter among "duck mail"?
Many birds don't grow penises (so if you believe in reincarnation, don't ask to be a bird). However, ducks do grow penises just to deliver the sperm "goods" during mating season.
Since there is a lot of male competition to further the lineage in ducks, males have to go to all sort of "lengths" to make sure their sperm makes the final cut and there is a "ducky daddy".
But, females never go willingly into the mating ritual. Females do everything possible to thwart reproduction - including contorting their vaginas.
Male ducks, not to be outdone by the crafty female ducks' aversions, will then deploy odd shaped penises to outdo the female. See pics here.
Researchhas shown that having a larger population of male ducks around will make a male duck's penis 15% longer than if he was one of a few males around.
If the female duck doesn't want to have any hanky-panky despite being in heat, the male duck will rape her.
There is definitely no love among ducks.
The worst part about having a big penis is that if the male duck doesn't get his timing down right, growing his penis too early in mating season might cause the penis to wither away before he can mate with all the female ducks. So, size matters, but so does timing. There's nothing worse than having a big penis that suddenly withers away early on while all the other males are still having fun with theirs.
Male ducks have control over when their penises start to grow and how big they become. However, they can't control the "withering rate."
Researchers are delighted with this new and enlightening finding. This explains why male ducks are so well hung - or have a lot to "quack about."
- discuss !!
For female ducks, life is good! The more male ducks that are around, the better the sex life, apparently. Male ducks, or drakes, can have a penis that is up to 25 centimeters long.That's more than half of its body length!
After breeding season, the duck penis withers away and falls off, much like an umbilical cord on a newborn human baby. The penis has done its job, and now the male duck has better things to occupy his blood flow with.
Next spring, when mating season is back in full swing, and the lady ducks are skinny dipping and ready for love, the penis grows back.
How much it grows backis dependent upon the male competition. The question I have is, how do they know what other male duck penises look like? Are there "pond comparisons"? Is there chatter among "duck mail"?
Many birds don't grow penises (so if you believe in reincarnation, don't ask to be a bird). However, ducks do grow penises just to deliver the sperm "goods" during mating season.
Since there is a lot of male competition to further the lineage in ducks, males have to go to all sort of "lengths" to make sure their sperm makes the final cut and there is a "ducky daddy".
But, females never go willingly into the mating ritual. Females do everything possible to thwart reproduction - including contorting their vaginas.
Male ducks, not to be outdone by the crafty female ducks' aversions, will then deploy odd shaped penises to outdo the female. See pics here.
Researchhas shown that having a larger population of male ducks around will make a male duck's penis 15% longer than if he was one of a few males around.
If the female duck doesn't want to have any hanky-panky despite being in heat, the male duck will rape her.
There is definitely no love among ducks.
The worst part about having a big penis is that if the male duck doesn't get his timing down right, growing his penis too early in mating season might cause the penis to wither away before he can mate with all the female ducks. So, size matters, but so does timing. There's nothing worse than having a big penis that suddenly withers away early on while all the other males are still having fun with theirs.
Male ducks have control over when their penises start to grow and how big they become. However, they can't control the "withering rate."
Researchers are delighted with this new and enlightening finding. This explains why male ducks are so well hung - or have a lot to "quack about."
- discuss !!Crispy Duck
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OMG !!! I think if i had a 10 foot corkscrew shaped object forcing itself onto me I would be a very unhappy ducky, I deffo have more in common with lady ducks than I thought!!
I never even knew all these ducky shenanigans went on, maybe the male duckys take a sneak peek when they are peeing just like men do in toilets (although i am sure this doesn't really happen does it???)
Just goes to show even in the animal world size matters ... it isn't just a shallow thing us ladies think
I never even knew all these ducky shenanigans went on, maybe the male duckys take a sneak peek when they are peeing just like men do in toilets (although i am sure this doesn't really happen does it???)
Just goes to show even in the animal world size matters ... it isn't just a shallow thing us ladies think
kimajy
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maybe the male duckys take a sneak peek when they are peeing just like men do in toilets (although i am sure this doesn't really happen does it???)
Just goes to show even in the animal world size matters ... it isn't just a shallow thing us ladies think
If you have duckys taking a peek at one's corkscrew in the toilets, you're probably in the cruising one (or the school gym), so best bid a hasty retreat to the nearest pond !!
Size usually matters ! I was always told by girls though that they don't so much mind about the length (within reason), but do care a great deal about the width
My love life seems well boring compared to Mr Cools, I need to get me some dates with some fruit loops haha, I look about 22 so always get chatted up by young lads SOO ANNOYING !!
I just had years of dating experience, my horror stories were mostly with American women. I'm not a playa I was just serially monogamous
kimajy
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I just had years of dating experience, my horror stories were mostly with American women. I'm not a playa I was just serially monogamous
Come on ... all the gals dig a DJ ?!!
I'm smart enough to know that
You Crispy and I control the board at night. everyone else is asleep I think.
kimajy
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I'm smart enough to know that
I should probably be asleep too .. but have been on 'Ibiza Time' for about a month now since getting back from my last trip
.. just can't seem to adjust. Doing a bit of interactive business stuff on PDT time (usually at the end of the day for them) doesn't help me get early nights. If Hong Kong is ever involved at the same time I never get to bed at night .. and get pretty ratty in the daytime !!
Johnny Vodka
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The girl I saw on Sat thought I looked about 27, as do most folks (unless they're humouring me!). I went through a period in my late 20s where I seemed to attract loads of mid 30s to early 40 yr olds, but it's like I'm too old for them now (despite looking young 
). Maybe I'm at that stage now where I'll start attracting the young ducklings looking for an older fella. The last two have been 19 and 25 and the one I'm talking to on POf currently is 27.
). Maybe I'm at that stage now where I'll start attracting the young ducklings looking for an older fella. The last two have been 19 and 25 and the one I'm talking to on POf currently is 27.Crispy Duck
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33 would be the oldest I would go out with and 27 the youngest, I never ever get asked out by older guys I have no idea why though
Johnny Vodka
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I'll do a good ten years either side, maybe more if the feeling's right. Generally prefer the idea of a younger burd these days, though.
Generally prefer the idea of a younger burd these days, though.Crispy Duck
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I do hope your older than 30 hahahhaa
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