Crispy Duck
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Ahahahahaha absolutely full of it too
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Crispy Duck
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Ha im trying to work out if your male or female
Crispy Duck
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Hmmppph :x I think ..... female definitly !! 
Moondust
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Hmmppph :x I think ..... female definitly !!
Half wrong....
I must be giving off female vibes...Crispy Duck
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Maybe your a bit of both
Crispy Duck
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or a heshe
i had a horror date with a girl i'd only met once drunk.
having made the 2 hour drive to her house, i realised i'd left my wallet at home. 'can you pay?'. good start. but it got gooder.
during the meal in the chicken restaurant, she out of nowhere asked me what i think about when i pleasure myself. shocked and suffering from a heavy one the previous night, i spat my food out of my weak nose and full mouth all over the table.
cleaned it all up and she looked at me, looked at my arm and told me i'd missed a bit of snot on my arm
never saw her again.
gutted really, cos i love talking filth.
having made the 2 hour drive to her house, i realised i'd left my wallet at home. 'can you pay?'. good start. but it got gooder.
during the meal in the chicken restaurant, she out of nowhere asked me what i think about when i pleasure myself. shocked and suffering from a heavy one the previous night, i spat my food out of my weak nose and full mouth all over the table.
cleaned it all up and she looked at me, looked at my arm and told me i'd missed a bit of snot on my arm
never saw her again.
gutted really, cos i love talking filth.
Crispy Duck
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kimajy
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At least you got dinner out of it
. Some of the things girls come out with at times are quite hilarious. Reminding me of an earlier post .. wonder what conclusions your date drew that night :A lot can be garnered from how a person eats....girls in general are smart and they know this. They do not like to lay all their cards on the table at once.
kimajy
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Hmmm .. would be a bit like going up for a date with the other person's mates there and being the subject of those dreadful voting contests. And schmultz would have to be banned in the interest of public good taste..
PS - my guess is that you're male.
Crispy Duck
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Ha like Dinner Date !!
Bad date kind of:
Met a girl on yahoo we chatted and agreed to lunch and 1 phone call. The lunch went good and I said let's have dinner sometime she said how about tonight.
The dinner went great, but she had said she had plans with her girlfriends to go out that night. I was like cool, no problem.
After dinner a friend of mine asked me to come play in a club he was spinning at. I was finishing up my set and walked to the bar she was there with her girlfriends.
I was going to avoid them and let them have there ladies night out. She and her friends insisted that I hangout with them. The night was going good and the club was about to close I said had to get my records and put them in my car. She offered to help, her friends said if you want to leave with him just do it.
We went back to mine after a stop at the waffle house (early or late meal). She was suggestive of what she wanted to get to when we got back to mine.
She lived up to her word and she was a take charge person. We wake up I her give stuff to shower. I take a shower after come out she is balling. I ask her what is wrong she calls me a mean bastard who made her do all kinds of things. I later found out she was bi-polar. This was my last date with her.
Met a girl on yahoo we chatted and agreed to lunch and 1 phone call. The lunch went good and I said let's have dinner sometime she said how about tonight.
The dinner went great, but she had said she had plans with her girlfriends to go out that night. I was like cool, no problem.
After dinner a friend of mine asked me to come play in a club he was spinning at. I was finishing up my set and walked to the bar she was there with her girlfriends.
I was going to avoid them and let them have there ladies night out. She and her friends insisted that I hangout with them. The night was going good and the club was about to close I said had to get my records and put them in my car. She offered to help, her friends said if you want to leave with him just do it.
We went back to mine after a stop at the waffle house (early or late meal). She was suggestive of what she wanted to get to when we got back to mine.
She lived up to her word and she was a take charge person. We wake up I her give stuff to shower. I take a shower after come out she is balling. I ask her what is wrong she calls me a mean bastard who made her do all kinds of things. I later found out she was bi-polar. This was my last date with her.
Crispy Duck
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Wowzers ..... there are some right fruit cakes out there, I once went bowling with a lad and cos I kept winning he had a strop and went home haha