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I'm sure there used to be male dancers too at Pacha, Space and the like? Just get some men in. Sorted!

I saw a male dancer in a bar in PDB once.

He was black as midnight. Obviously worked out. Ripped and lean, but bulky. Haircut was a week overdue but still looked nice. Was wearing a pair of tight hotpants that Daisy Duke would have been proud of, although from last summers range. Had a quirky little beret perched on his head at a rakish angle. He moved to the beat so well, as if the music was written for him. Worked the room so well.

Not that I noticed or anything ?‍♂️?

Why would anyone want to ban dancers in Ibiza?

Is this for real?

Is Ibiza starting to disappear up its own arse?

What next ?‍♂️
 
I saw a male dancer in a bar in PDB once.

He was black as midnight. Obviously worked out. Ripped and lean, but bulky. Haircut was a week overdue but still looked nice. Was wearing a pair of tight hotpants that Daisy Duke would have been proud of, although from last summers range. Had a quirky little beret perched on his head at a rakish angle. He moved to the beat so well, as if the music was written for him. Worked the room so well.

Not that I noticed or anything ?‍♂️?

Why would anyone want to ban dancers in Ibiza?

Is this for real?

Is Ibiza starting to disappear up its own arse?

What next ?‍♂️
Don't worry no one is going "foot loose" just yet. ?
Nice description by the way ?
 
We (me and the wife) always had a favourite dancer at Solomun at Pacha in years gone by (2015-2017) but she's no longer there ... She was like a little firecracker and would always really go for it ... Not so much like the slow / pace themselves moves of a lot of the dancers ... We would always look out for her when she came on and were sad when we didn't see her again
 
there used to be a massive club called BATIKANO in BCN which was designed like a massive cathedral and the 'altars' and 'pulpits' were on elevated podiums featuring guys dressed in nothing but pants and doggy collars whilst the female dancers were dressed as nuns in suspenders!

all a bit naff looking back but when you're 19 and there's lasers, strobes and felix 'don't you want me' blasting across the room that kind of stuff blows your mind

I stand to be corrected but I also think a lot of Spanish clubs are more into this than English clubs because the Spanish have always been more into their razzmatazz
 
Does it really add to a party? I do find it rather depressing when the only women on the stage are for eye-candy and it's an all male line-up.

Not really the best message in 2019.

Yes, they do. Doesn’t make or break a party, but when they are rocking out in the middle of Amnesia terrace, it really helps the place go off.

Not sure if anyone is looking for messages in a club.
 
Yes, they do. Doesn’t make or break a party, but when they are rocking out in the middle of Amnesia terrace, it really helps the place go off.

Not sure if anyone is looking for messages in a club.

Each to their own. Not a fan myself. If I want to see near naked women gyrating about, I'll go to Stringfellows.

Appreciate sometimes it's more of a 'show' (Elrow, Manumission...) but hot women standing about pouting isn't really for me.
 
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