Does anyone else not want kids?
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I hope Im next to one of you lot on a plane one day with my brood
I gave flying with the brood a miss this year. Too traumatic when we tried it last year.But we're going to Ibiza next year, so I may go indirect via London or Moscow.....
WeLuvIbiza
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But we're going to Ibiza next year, so I may go indirect via London or Moscow.....
How many marshmallows can a child squish into Morbyds ear?
kimajy
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Definitely time to :
Shut the little feckers up and make them sit down
!!
Beckiboo
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How many marshmallows can a child squish into Morbyds ear?
I bet all the parents on the board are praying their *ahem* little angel sits behind Morbyd on the next flight
I bet all the parents on the board are praying their *ahem* little angel sits behind Morbyd on the next flight
Hes a marked man from now on
kimajy
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Speedy boarding works when traveling alone IMHO.
Grab the seat at the very front, and get the extra legroom, have your overpriced food before everyone else, first dibs on the toilet and the chance of an upskirt gawp at the stewardess on take off & landing.
What's not to like?
Grab the seat at the very front, and get the extra legroom, have your overpriced food before everyone else, first dibs on the toilet and the chance of an upskirt gawp at the stewardess on take off & landing.
What's not to like?
I was 18 when I had my first child,and by 27 ,I had 5 of them, now theyve all grown up and left home with little ones of their own, and I also have a stepdaughter. so I count myself as being very blessed,
and at 50 years old, I go out have lots of fun, but that might be down to the fact my brain is still saying Im 18 years old,
and at 50 years old, I go out have lots of fun, but that might be down to the fact my brain is still saying Im 18 years old,
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perving a top sport for you?
WeLuvIbiza
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Buckley
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It what I would believe to be a pipedream from the letters page of a gentleman's magazine, had I not lived it myself, on a flight to Vegas, I caught the eye of very fit Virgin stewardess and ended up with her the following night.
Other stewardesses have never been the same
weloveliam@space
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Buckley
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Tea-sprayed El Ste! Somehow, I'd never heard of that!
(Actually, I thought 'crikey, she's fit' and then promptly fell asleep because I'd been out all night. I then got a tap on the shoulder in a club the next night and she threw out the immortal line 'you're that arrogant **** that didn't even notice me on the plane'
)Tea-sprayed El Ste! Somehow, I'd never heard of that!
(Actually, I thought 'crikey, she's fit' and then promptly fell asleep because I'd been out all night. I then got a tap on the shoulder in a club the next night and she threw out the immortal line 'you're that arrogant **** that didn't even notice me on the plane'
Playing hard to get always works, like milk to a kitten.
In the context of the thread.........a classic
+18)
Some ladies hate it when you ignore them.....especially when they know they look good.
