How many marshmallows can a child squish into Morbyds ear?
Tea-sprayed El Ste! Somehow, I'd never heard of that!
(Actually, I thought 'crikey, she's fit' and then promptly fell asleep because I'd been out all night. I then got a tap on the shoulder in a club the next night and she threw out the immortal line 'you're that arrogant **** that didn't even notice me on the plane'
Bad form. Always make the stewardesses do the dirty workthe old boy sat in front of us did have the audacity to ask my missus to keep her quiet
I just sat back and watched the fun unfold!!
I would love to have some kids. I hear they go really well with some fava beans and a nice chianti
Don't like this idea much!
The governments are shooting themselves in the foot by getting us all to be fitter. They should be encouraging us to smoke 60 per day and drink till we can't stand up every week and eat as much junk as possible
We have gone full circle, now our ninos are those tutting and muttering ...."Fgs can't they control their kids, it's ridiculous."How many of the 'shut the little f***ckers up on the plane' posters now have flight disrupters of their own?*
*raises hand
Obviously I've spent the last decade with plane loads of fellow passengers applauding my two little angels at the end of every flightI'm with Morbs on this. Shut the little feckers up and make them sit down
