Dating

[djchewie]

If you discussed the chicken pie theory with the young lady, I can guess where things might have gone downhill!

note to self:

keep chicken and pie fetish to ones self.

 

[Buckley]

Ah...the chicken pie scenario!

 

[djchewie]

ah buckley, trust you to dredge up old ****e!

 

[Buckley]

ah buckley, trust you to dredge up old ****e!

As a newly single man, I thought I check this thread for advice!

 

[Dan x]

Fronty, also if you go to hers and the bedroom's tidier than the rest of the house, she was always gonna bring you back.......

STILL gets me! Hahahahahahahaha

Best Buckley Spotlight Post Ever (TM)

Newly single, eh? Shall I get on the blower to Saatchi and Saatchi mate

 

[Buckley]

STILL gets me! Hahahahahahahaha

Best Buckley Spotlight Post Ever (TM)

Newly single, eh? Shall I get on the blower to Saatchi and Saatchi mate

I've never need any help on that front yet sir. Just an able wingman should be enough

 

[djchewie]

As a newly single man, I thought I check this thread for advice!

well as advice goes its **** advice.

 

[Buckley]

well as advice goes its **** advice.

My tips were expert, you're just the exception that proves the rule!

 

[Dan x]

I've never need any help on that front yet sir. Just an able wingman should be enough

Special Ops Fatty Magnet reporting for duty, Sir!

 

[djchewie]

My tips were expert, you're just the exception that proves the rule!

hey, if yr the fatty magnet, then im defo the **** up magnet

 

[Buckley]

Special Ops Fatty Magnet reporting for duty, Sir!

*Tea Sprayed*

 

[ibiza el tashio]

KFC fingering food?

KET,FET&COKE

 

[Minxy]

Easy Fronty, take her for a meal, don't wear socks, slip off a shoe under the table and pretend to play 'footsie'. You should be able to tell with your bare foot whether or not she's shaved her legs. If she has, let her order what what she wants but race her though it - you've scored. If she hasn't, say you have to go to the loo and leg it. In the latter scenario, don't forget your shoe, as returning for it 20 mins later could be mighty embarassing

this has just made me roar with laughter!
the old i havent shaved me legs routine! lol lol

 

[Minxy]

so fronty

hows things for ya now in the romance department?
hope yr still swinging from the hip with some improved confidence

 

[Buckley]

this has just made me roar with laughter!
the old i havent shaved me legs routine! lol lol

Tell me I'm not right Minxy?

 

[fatphilb]

tbh i dont know what to think.

a bit like wanting a chicken pie without the chicken and pastry scenario.

how did i miss this?!?

 

[Buckley]

how did i miss this?!?

Dunno FF, it's prolly my favourite Spotlight post since The Spotlight Wars.

 

[djjaycool]

This post is very funny

 

[Emma2007]

Any girl who has not shaved her legs before a date does not deserve to be on a date!!!

 

[Minxy]

Tell me I'm not right Minxy?

lol no ya not right !!
i laughed coz it reminded me of one of my best mates cathy (sweet knows her)
we were out one night and she really is one of those girls who every man alive thinks she is out of their league coz she is so stunning, hence nobody ever asks her out, i just dont get it! and so she got lucky one night took a bloke home and hadnt shaved her legs (coz they hadnt seen a bloke in about 3yrs!) so she left him downstairs and went upstairs and shaved them!
ever since then its been a long standing joke that if you dont shave yr legs then you are more likely to pull! as in it was spontaneous! you were out having a laugh and enjoying yaself, as opposed to out and on the look out!
its worked for her, she finally has a fella!