Attitude In Pacha

gaz said:
u get it...
now just for that delicate Sheffield flower"
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I'm going to jump in here, being a fellow norfener like my mate Drew. If you're trying to rub people up the wrong way you certainly are gaz.

gaz said:
London and the south east oozes authority,quality and *beep*ing sheer sexiness.
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I feel as this is purely because you have inspired London culture with your witty banter. :lol:

gaz said:
Sure we've got our shi.tholes like sarf london with it's urban decay,pikeys and the old kent road.
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And the rest. Where abouts do you live? By your distinguised language and social skills it must be Park Lane of leafy Holland Park. :lol:

gaz said:
Surbuban cnuts living in places like penge and Bexley with their aquariums and their garden sheds and their gnomes and their tea houses and their middle england daily mail attitude and their loft extensions droning on about how ian duncan smith should be running the country and how the french need to be nuked for not supporting us against those Arabs.
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And your point is? :?

gaz said:
Until you've been ripped of by a black cab,mugged outside Brixton station,waited for a night bus at Camden town,been felt up in the bogs on Hampstead heath and had a jellied eel from a tubby isaac stall or drunk a glass of strawberry flavoured water from the thames you have not lived my son.
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Obviously we have not lived after being ripped off, mugged, stood, molested, eaten crap and drunk sewage. Boy, what a life you lead you little jetsetter. By the way, most of these things happen around the UK.............. and Eastenders isn't real.

gaz said:
Sure the north develops the real people that graze on pork pies and spuds and they are probably more friendly (no question)
but that dont cut no ice in the real world anymore.
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ROFLMFAO, this just gets better. Go gaz, go gaz!!!! When you taking over from Richard Branson then. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

gaz said:
In London no cnut thanks you for getting off a bus.
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Up North people shake hands as they pass each other getting on the bus. Then they go whippet racing when they get home too. :lol:

gaz said:
No cnut dares make eye contact in the street.
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Must be a nice area you live in? :? When I watched Notting Hill I thought the atmosphere in the street was lovely, and assumed all of London must be like that. :lol:

gaz said:
No one would ever even consider stopping to give directions unless you flash a monkey in their face.
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Using defenceless aminals as weapons isn't allowed in this country. :lol:

gaz said:
Why?? Because Londoners have things to do, places to be.
No cnut gives a *beep* about any other cnut,and that's the way it should be.
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I just so want to be your neighbour, which bridge do you sleep under again? :? :lol:

gaz said:
Everyone out for themselves means no false sincerity.
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Everyone isn't out for the themselves, that's most probably yourself.

gaz said:
No wasting valuable drinking time.
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In a city where 24 hour drinking is available, it surprises me you can use such a statement. But most East End Fun Pubs do close quite early so I've heard. :lol:

gaz said:
No wasting time introducing yourself to *beep*s you'll never meet again.
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Not got many friends? :? :lol:

gaz said:
Yeah London maybe soulless and a fuc.king shithole, but who needs that bol.locks when there's money to be made.
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Follow your dreams my son, in the city where there are gold paved streets and the paths are cleaned with toothbrushes. Load of bollo cks mate, you can earn good money in any major city............ as long as you have the qualifications, drive and good job. But McDonalds may pay above national minimum wage if you're lucky.

gaz said:
adios amigo...
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The best thing you've said so far. I can put my hand on my heart and say that if it weren't for members like Barbie, Klingclubber and Robo living in London and Down South then I would believe everything you said and never travel down there ever. You want to try a night out up north and you'll be pleasantly surprised that we have some of the best clubs in the country....... son. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
I don't mind visiting London now and again - I have family there.

Apart from a few areas, it seems very dirty and depressing :(

And why do you tollerate being ripped off for almost everything? - LOL that one always amuses me.

We live like kings compared to most of you's.
 
GECKO, GECKO,

hahahahahahahaha

your comments are applauded by stranger greeting, polite natured, Sunderland living ass.

People who are obsessed by money usually have nowt.
 
gaz said:
London and the south east oozes authority,quality and *beep*ing sheer sexiness.
Sure we've got our shi.tholes like sarf london with it's urban decay,pikeys and the old kent road.
Surbuban cnuts living in places like penge and Bexley with their aquariums and their garden sheds and their gnomes and their tea houses and their middle england daily mail attitude and their loft extensions droning on about how ian duncan smith should be running the country and how the french need to be nuked for not supporting us against those Arabs.
Until you've been ripped of by a black cab,mugged outside Brixton station,waited for a night bus at Camden town,been felt up in the bogs on Hampstead heath and had a jellied eel from a tubby isaac stall or drunk a glass of strawberry flavoured water from the thames you have not lived my son.
Sure the north develops the real people that graze on pork pies and spuds and they are probably more friendly (no question)
but that dont cut no ice in the real world anymore.
In London no cnut thanks you for getting off a bus.
No cnut dares make eye contact in the street.
No one would ever even consider stopping to give directions unless you flash a monkey in their face.
Why?? Because Londoners have things to do, places to be.
No cnut gives a *beep* about any other cnut,and that's the way it should be.
Everyone out for themselves means no false sincerity.
No wasting valuable drinking time.
No wasting time introducing yourself to *beep*s you'll never meet again.
Yeah London maybe soulless and a fuc.king shithole, but who needs that bol.locks when there's money to be made.

adios amigo...
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Just read all this post.

I think i get you Gaz.

You're one of those people who think that saying 'cnut' every other word makes them look cool.

But we all know you're a w@nker.

Now piss off.
 
gaz said:
u get it...
now just for that delicate Sheffield flower

London and the south east oozes authority,quality and *beep*ing sheer sexiness.
Sure we've got our shi.tholes like sarf london with it's urban decay,pikeys and the old kent road.
Surbuban cnuts living in places like penge and Bexley with their aquariums and their garden sheds and their gnomes and their tea houses and their middle england daily mail attitude and their loft extensions droning on about how ian duncan smith should be running the country and how the french need to be nuked for not supporting us against those Arabs.
Until you've been ripped of by a black cab,mugged outside Brixton station,waited for a night bus at Camden town,been felt up in the bogs on Hampstead heath and had a jellied eel from a tubby isaac stall or drunk a glass of strawberry flavoured water from the thames you have not lived my son.
Sure the north develops the real people that graze on pork pies and spuds and they are probably more friendly (no question)
but that dont cut no ice in the real world anymore.
In London no cnut thanks you for getting off a bus.
No cnut dares make eye contact in the street.
No one would ever even consider stopping to give directions unless you flash a monkey in their face.
Why?? Because Londoners have things to do, places to be.
No cnut gives a *beep* about any other cnut,and that's the way it should be.
Everyone out for themselves means no false sincerity.
No wasting valuable drinking time.
No wasting time introducing yourself to *beep*s you'll never meet again.
Yeah London maybe soulless and a fuc.king shithole, but who needs that bol.locks when there's money to be made.

adios amigo...
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....fffuuuccckkking hell, give it a rest man will ya!!?? oh yeah, and you lot don't half talk a load of utter shite, who cares?

It's like living in the South East up here anyway, there's so many egg chasers at Uni, with tight cords and there favourite rugby union shirt and crap haircuts and their parents silver spoon planted firmly up their arse helping them along. Nerds.

We hope you all stay in London as well, couldn't cut it with the real men of the world.
 
This has all got a little heated hasn't it.........why do English people get so worked up about North South stuff.

P.S I'm Irish (and proud) married to someone from Bradford, and settled in Brighton....~I think I know quite a lot about stereotypes ;)
 
gecko2 said:
The best thing you've said so far. I can put my hand on my heart and say that if it weren't for members like Barbie, Klingclubber and Robo living in London and Down South then I would believe everything you said and never travel down there ever. You want to try a night out up north and you'll be pleasantly surprised that we have some of the best clubs in the country....... son. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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please please don't take anyting that person has said to heart, he is talking UTTER tripe, london is a great place to live (grass if always greener and all that hell i'd rather be living by a beach)

people ARE friendly but yes suppose tubes and buses people tend to keep them selves to themselves, thats everywhere in the world for gods sake

we have no north/south divide hear, its not the flippin 18th century! 8O

gecko get yoru arse down ehre mate and we'll show you a good time

:D ;)

(probably the last we've seen of gaz, how can one person come out with THAT much crap is amazing!)
 
klingclubber said:
gecko2 said:
The best thing you've said so far. I can put my hand on my heart and say that if it weren't for members like Barbie, Klingclubber and Robo living in London and Down South then I would believe everything you said and never travel down there ever. You want to try a night out up north and you'll be pleasantly surprised that we have some of the best clubs in the country....... son. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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please please don't take anyting that person has said to heart, he is talking UTTER tripe, london is a great place to live (grass if always greener and all that hell i'd rather be living by a beach)

people ARE friendly but yes suppose tubes and buses people tend to keep them selves to themselves, thats everywhere in the world for gods sake

we have no north/south divide hear, its not the flippin 18th century! 8O

gecko get yoru arse down ehre mate and we'll show you a good time

:D ;)

(probably the last we've seen of gaz, how can one person come out with THAT much crap is amazing!)
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I was taking the pi$$ out of that gaz. I've been down to London a few times, never been out on a night out to the decent clubs mind you. That gaz nob thought he was a man of the world and deserved to be shot down in flames. :lol: N8 did make me laugh though.
 
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