Attitude In Pacha

[gaz]

Oi Teds-r-us
any idea if Eyeball Paul is playing this year?

nitto he sighs

 

[klingclubber]

I was taking the pi$$ out of that gaz. I've been down to London a few times, never been out on a night out to the decent clubs mind you. That gaz nob thought he was a man of the world and deserved to be shot down in flames. N8 did make me laugh though.

oh ok good stuff

we'll come down for anight out to the decent clubs then mate, any time!

Nath's comment was class

 

[coley]

damn wot a bukin cunny rick

 

[gecko2]

Oi Teds-r-us
any idea if Eyeball Paul is playing this year?

nitto he sighs

C'mon gang lets sing along with our Carpenter lovin' friend!

'A one, a two, a one, two, three, four

Such a feelin's comin' over me
There is wonder in most everything I see
Not a cloud in the sky
Got the sun in my eyes
And I won't be surprised if it's a dream

Everything I want the world to be
Is now coming true especially for me
And the reason is clear
It's because you are here
You're the nearest thing to heaven that I've seen

CHORUS

I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world

Something in the wind has learned my name
And it's tellin' me that things are not the same
In the leaves on the trees and the touch of the breeze
There's a pleasin' sense of happiness for me

There is only one wish on my mind
When this day is through I hope that I will find
That tomorrow will be just the same for you and me
All I need will be mine if you are here'

We love you gaz, you're the best!

 

[dance4life]

Gecko you got me in stitches...ace man ace!!!!

 

[gaz]

Most Excellent

love + hugs

 

[CafeOle]

Yes!, that's very common here!, someone can say that we don't like turists, another can say Spanish are arrogant, my impresion arround that subject (as spanish) is that all places are preaty full in Ibiza, Madrid, Barcelona,... we are acostumatted about this. Next time look at him... he will give you the hand, I'm sure!

 

[macdonsj]

i think the attitude of/in any club in Ibiza will be reflected in the style of music played and/or the kind of crowd in there...

always found Pacha to be a good mix of attitudes

as far as bar staff go - even the crappiest of clubs' barstaff think they are gods - most barstaff have to realise they are there to serve you.

 

[ARMAND1]

How do I do quotes???

Anyway you may have read in my review about the staff attitude in Pure Pacha...what I meant was the staff.
One male member of staff went to take my water which had about an inck of water in it (a lot at Pacha prices)...when I said I wanted to finish it he shoke in front of my face as if to imply it was empty before putting it down again and walked off :x
Later when we were on the terrace and got a drink ( in order to be allowed to sit down on the nice seats) the girl who was waitressing had a really pissy dismissive attitude...I mean chill out 8)

Honestly, the staff have always been very friendly, as long as you tip them well. I also have to say that the service at the vip tables was better than any club I have ever been to (including all of the one's in ibiza). I was there last year and they all remembered me this year ( granted Ive been there 8 times in the past two years). Pacha is in my opinion the best club in the world.

 

[ARMAND1]

Is it any wonder they have an attitude

this time of year full of gangs of northern *beep*ers with their half pints of special brew and union jack shorts popping bennies and singing land of hope and glory while rubbing their bollox to remixed attomic kitten kiss fm crap at sunburnt adenoidal typists from Birmingham who are vomiting into plastic ash trays on their way to an 18 30's beach party.
Trevs and sharons from Kettering and Lincoln with their cheese and onion crisps and their bangers and mash swallowing ennterovionnnnnnform queuing for the one bog that is filled with last nights piss and meat potatoes peas carrots and gravy.
The English abroad sunbathing in their underclothes suffering the most hiddeous sunburn, as though sun in ibiza was totally unpredictable and had caught them unawares.
and unless i'm mistaken, surely we've got shitloads more to offer culturally and as a nation than some pissed up pricks givin' it the 'big un', pukin', prancin', swaggerin', dribblin' unintelligible tribe through gritted teeth and a brawlin' their way across the Mediterranean...and that's just our women.
You know, looking for ag in that loud, cheap, aggressive, attention-seeking way that we've made our own (all our 'regions' suddenly take on the more exaggerated tribal traits as soon as they arrive at the airport resplendant in Reebok, Burberry for the missus, large hooped earrings, beer guts, gold belchers and sovereigns....5 pints of Carling barman!)
And all the xenophobia starts up more virilently than before...after all, we're spending our fackin' pounds in yer shitty country, aint we Pedro innit. English breakfast followed by sky sports in BarLoona and 19 pints, sunstroke (lobster red if you please), kids to bed and then a row with some *beep*s...'cos they're all greasy, coward, blade-wielding *beep*s innit....
and it's not as flippant as it all sounds...this is how we're increasingly regarded by our fellow man.

BTW You looking to carry Eyeball Paul's records again this year?

Thats probably the funniest yet saddest things Ive ever read. True though. At least thats how the Yank's see it.

 

[coley]

Thats probably the funniest yet saddest things Ive ever read. True though. At least thats how the Yank's see it.

We would probably say the same but we cant see for the flab

 

[Elrobbie]

How do I do quotes???

Anyway you may have read in my review about the staff attitude in Pure Pacha...what I meant was the staff.
One male member of staff went to take my water which had about an inck of water in it (a lot at Pacha prices)...when I said I wanted to finish it he shoke in front of my face as if to imply it was empty before putting it down again and walked off :x
Later when we were on the terrace and got a drink ( in order to be allowed to sit down on the nice seats) the girl who was waitressing had a really pissy dismissive attitude...I mean chill out 8)

Honestly, the staff have always been very friendly, as long as you tip them well. I also have to say that the service at the vip tables was better than any club I have ever been to (including all of the one's in ibiza). I was there last year and they all remembered me this year ( granted Ive been there 8 times in the past two years). Pacha is in my opinion the best club in the world.

As long as you tip them well? Exactly!

Like I said, its not something that bothers me, but if they can't be nice in the first place like I am being to them, then they don't deserve to get tipped.

Especially when they are making between 5-8 Euros profit on one beer, thats their tip.

I tip table service but never over a bar.

 

[coley]

Especially when they are making between 5-8 Euros profit on one beer, thats their tip.

I tip table service but never over a bar.

Tell me about it......I got plastic limbs after using my arm and leg as collatoral for a tab

 

[Love Groover]

the buyin a drink to sit on the terrace at pacha does my head in! I've paid £££££s to get in and have a bottle of water in hand, bu because it was got downstairs i can't sit on the terrace WTF!

 

[Ibiza-girlie]

hmm havent heard of that happening at all!

 

[Barbie]

u get it...
now just for that delicate Sheffield flower"

I'm going to jump in here, being a fellow norfener like my mate Drew. If you're trying to rub people up the wrong way you certainly are gaz.

London and the south east oozes authority,quality and *beep*ing sheer sexiness.

I feel as this is purely because you have inspired London culture with your witty banter.

Sure we've got our shi.tholes like sarf london with it's urban decay,pikeys and the old kent road.

And the rest. Where abouts do you live? By your distinguised language and social skills it must be Park Lane of leafy Holland Park.

Surbuban cnuts living in places like penge and Bexley with their aquariums and their garden sheds and their gnomes and their tea houses and their middle england daily mail attitude and their loft extensions droning on about how ian duncan smith should be running the country and how the french need to be nuked for not supporting us against those Arabs.

And your point is?

Until you've been ripped of by a black cab,mugged outside Brixton station,waited for a night bus at Camden town,been felt up in the bogs on Hampstead heath and had a jellied eel from a tubby isaac stall or drunk a glass of strawberry flavoured water from the thames you have not lived my son.

Obviously we have not lived after being ripped off, mugged, stood, molested, eaten crap and drunk sewage. Boy, what a life you lead you little jetsetter. By the way, most of these things happen around the UK.............. and Eastenders isn't real.

Sure the north develops the real people that graze on pork pies and spuds and they are probably more friendly (no question)
but that dont cut no ice in the real world anymore.

ROFLMFAO, this just gets better. Go gaz, go gaz!!!! When you taking over from Richard Branson then.

In London no cnut thanks you for getting off a bus.

Up North people shake hands as they pass each other getting on the bus. Then they go whippet racing when they get home too.

No cnut dares make eye contact in the street.

Must be a nice area you live in? When I watched Notting Hill I thought the atmosphere in the street was lovely, and assumed all of London must be like that.

No one would ever even consider stopping to give directions unless you flash a monkey in their face.

Using defenceless aminals as weapons isn't allowed in this country.

Why?? Because Londoners have things to do, places to be.
No cnut gives a *beep* about any other cnut,and that's the way it should be.

I just so want to be your neighbour, which bridge do you sleep under again?

Everyone out for themselves means no false sincerity.

Everyone isn't out for the themselves, that's most probably yourself.

No wasting valuable drinking time.

In a city where 24 hour drinking is available, it surprises me you can use such a statement. But most East End Fun Pubs do close quite early so I've heard.

No wasting time introducing yourself to *beep*s you'll never meet again.

Not got many friends?

Yeah London maybe soulless and a fuc.king shithole, but who needs that bol.locks when there's money to be made.

Follow your dreams my son, in the city where there are gold paved streets and the paths are cleaned with toothbrushes. Load of bollo cks mate, you can earn good money in any major city............ as long as you have the qualifications, drive and good job. But McDonalds may pay above national minimum wage if you're lucky.

adios amigo...

The best thing you've said so far. I can put my hand on my heart and say that if it weren't for members like Barbie, Klingclubber and Robo living in London and Down South then I would believe everything you said and never travel down there ever. You want to try a night out up north and you'll be pleasantly surprised that we have some of the best clubs in the country....... son.

Gecko you are a *

 

[klingclubber]

he truly is

 

[gaz]

a ted...

Gecko mate, Touch a nerve, did I...?
Don't cry mate, but most importantly of all...














































DON'T BITE!!!
It's too easy.

oh btw know of decent watering holes in Brum, dont make yourself out to be a bigger Ted than you are by suggesting monneypenny's,
kenny g doesn’t cut it down here

c yer down Villiers St, monday?

osh kosh or chipie?

 

[robsta]

We went on a Thursday night and it stank of attitude.

Luckily it wasn't long before we were at Bora Bora to cleanse the soul.

 

[MARKB]

yeah your right about Bora Bora - it's just the crowd and the music - no side salad.