little fekker can dehydrate next time!!!! 
that makes me laugh - I remember the MarkDoyle-Gate on here many moons ago... caused some highly charged posts
Ha - I could have cheerfully smacked him across the head when his parting shot to me and phil after a massively sweaty wobbly hug as the sun came up and we bundled him into a taxi instead of letting him go lie on the beach to come down was....
"you 2 are f******* great - I hopeI am still like you too when I am that old"
Ha - I could have cheerfully smacked him across the head when his parting shot to me and phil after a massively sweaty wobbly hug as the sun came up and we bundled him into a taxi instead of letting him go lie on the beach to come down was....
"you 2 are f******* great - I hopeI am still like you too when I am that old"
) just to tick off the ever expanding list that Ibiza throws at you...
Ha - I could have cheerfully smacked him across the head when his parting shot to me and phil after a massively sweaty wobbly hug as the sun came up and we bundled him into a taxi instead of letting him go lie on the beach to come down was....
"you 2 are f******* great - I hopeI am still like you too when I am that old"
Nah - the state we were in we were just loved up with the world and there was no wrong anywhere and everyone was bloomin marvellous, we went for a paddle, dried our feet and got a taxi back to the villa feeling like we could be extra debaucherous for the rest of the fortnight as we had clearly done our good deed for the fortnight....
(He had also smoked all our ciggies so we said - look we dont mind keeping you alive and looking after you but we need some ciggies for ourselves - he staggered off at some point and came back with a pack of cigs for us bless him - he had barely enough money for water to keep him alive, but he had had the foresight to keep his taxi money and his pill/tab money safe to one side)
Surely all the best stories come from Ibiza Trips.....
I STILL tell everyone about your "Otter" conversation - that was you wasnt it???
Have not heard the Otter story. I have friends for life that I have met on the white isle. I have been to some weddings and now know children from Ibiza friends. When you meet someone in Ibiza at your worse it is such a bonding experience.
I've not been clubbing in the UK for about 5 years but i went to Ministry in August and some bloke came almost running over to me and bearhugged me. I had never seen this bloke before in my life and was about to leg it until he reminded me about last summer in Privilege. Someone beside me had clearly overdone it so i helped his mate lift him over to where the big fans are to cool him down and i gave him my bottle of water and my other half gave him hers as well. After about 20 mins he had recovered a bit and said bye and that was that. This guy recognised me in Ministry and said thanks for helping him out in Ibiza and bought me a couple of beers
)I've not been clubbing in the UK for about 5 years but i went to Ministry in August and some bloke came almost running over to me and bearhugged me. I had never seen this bloke before in my life and was about to leg it until he reminded me about last summer in Privilege. Someone beside me had clearly overdone it so i helped his mate lift him over to where the big fans are to cool him down and i gave him my bottle of water and my other half gave him hers as well. After about 20 mins he had recovered a bit and said bye and that was that. This guy recognised me in Ministry and said thanks for helping him out in Ibiza and bought me a couple of beers
I was speechlessOn one occasion during a time-out on the old space terrace approx 3am, I tried to help a girl who was worse for wear and asking people sat nearby for water, I proffered my bottle. She turned to me and said "Well take the f*cking top off"
after a fair few bevvies tho, obviously 