Basically, it's like the half time moment in Escape To Victory.
We have the oppressive Tory Nazi party way ahead on points, and we need to swerve this outcome. At ALL costs.
Sly Stallone represents Gordon Brown, doer of good and on the right side, though, let's face it, floundered by general incompetence and a bullying streak. Sure he's down with the French Resistance and a whole load of other small fry on the good side, but if they were so **** hot, how come they're the Resistance, eh? And how come Labour have naused up this economy so much?!
Who can therefore save us? (if you can't guess what's coming, probably take a break here...) Nick "Max Colby" Clegg. That's ****ing who.
He believes we DON'T have to choose betweeen losing to he iron fist of Cameron and his fellow guard dogs and that propoganda radio operator with the fake crowd noise that clearly related to Robert Murdoch. He doesn't see the only way out to be running away from the inevitable down the away dressing room.
He too needed people to believe in him, and look how Ossie, John Wark(?), a load of Swedish Wonderkids and the rest of the guys did? Eh? All we need to do is believe in Clegg.
WE CAN WIN THIS. IF YOU GO BACK (vote Labour) WE ALL HAVE TO.
True, but we live the rest of our lives running and escaping and repeating the mistakes of the last few years. Let's face the bastards. Let's **** off Stallone/Hatch/Brown, ace at Greek Mythology, but not so clever at regulating with the FSA.
Vote Clegg. Vote Colby, and give the economy to Vince 'Pele' Cable and lets bring real change not only to the Parliamentary system on the pitch, but to the thousands of Frenchies and the rest of Europe that will now be empowered by this show of guts, belief, and people power.
Be one of the ten who went back in that tunnel on that fateful afternoon. Vote Lib Dems.