Who are you voting for ???

Dan x said:
Basically, it's like the half time moment in Escape To Victory.

We have the oppressive Tory Nazi party way ahead on points, and we need to swerve this outcome. At ALL costs.

Sly Stallone represents Gordon Brown, doer of good and on the right side, though, let's face it, floundered by general incompetence and a bullying streak. Sure he's down with the French Resistance and a whole load of other small fry on the good side, but if they were so **** hot, how come they're the Resistance, eh? And how come Labour have naused up this economy so much?!

Who can therefore save us? (if you can't guess what's coming, probably take a break here...) Nick "Max Colby" Clegg. That's ****ing who.

He believes we DON'T have to choose betweeen losing to he iron fist of Cameron and his fellow guard dogs and that propoganda radio operator with the fake crowd noise that clearly related to Robert Murdoch. He doesn't see the only way out to be running away from the inevitable down the away dressing room.

He too needed people to believe in him, and look how Ossie, John Wark(?), a load of Swedish Wonderkids and the rest of the guys did? Eh? All we need to do is believe in Clegg.

WE CAN WIN THIS. IF YOU GO BACK (vote Labour) WE ALL HAVE TO.

True, but we live the rest of our lives running and escaping and repeating the mistakes of the last few years. Let's face the bastards. Let's **** off Stallone/Hatch/Brown, ace at Greek Mythology, but not so clever at regulating with the FSA.

Vote Clegg. Vote Colby, and give the economy to Vince 'Pele' Cable and lets bring real change not only to the Parliamentary system on the pitch, but to the thousands of Frenchies and the rest of Europe that will now be empowered by this show of guts, belief, and people power.

Be one of the ten who went back in that tunnel on that fateful afternoon. Vote Lib Dems.
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Posted last night at 21.37!!
so your're to blame for all those locked out of polling stations at 10pm? :lol:
 
Morbyd said:
Well, thus far they have only 36-odd percent of the vote. That's substantially less than a majority!
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more voted for them than anyone else, which in my eyes is a majority!

100 people in a room, 3 flavours of milkshake on a table

1: strawberry - 50 people drink it
2: chocolate - 30 people drink it
3: banana - 20 people drink it

which is mosty popular? ;)

waits for someone to say banana but all the women in the room drank chocolate because it had less calories
 
jjinit said:
more voted for them than anyone else, which in my eyes is a majority!

100 people in a room, 3 flavours of milkshake on a table

1: strawberry - 50 people drink it
2: chocolate - 30 people drink it
3: banana - 20 people drink it

which is mosty popular? ;)

waits for someone to say banana but all the women in the room drank chocolate because it had less calories
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well, I sense that this will change...the Lib Dems deal etc
 
jjinit said:
more voted for them than anyone else, which in my eyes is a majority!

100 people in a room, 3 flavours of milkshake on a table

1: strawberry - 50 people drink it
2: chocolate - 30 people drink it
3: banana - 20 people drink it

which is mosty popular? ;)
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That wouldn't be a majority though as they only have 50% of the total votes.
 
jjinit said:
which is mosty popular? ;)
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You are confusing the concept of "most popular" with that of "majority".

What I said earlier is that the majority of people in the UK do not support the Tories' conservative agenda. The fact that 64% of people did not vote for them (despite the crap job of the current Labour crew) confirms my point!
 
The only way to get past the OVERALL MAJORITY 326 mark are the following:

CON + LIB DEMS
LAB + LIB DEMS + OTHERS
CON + LAB

I cant see Clegg doing any deals with Brown - maybe with someone else, but will the public be happy with another 'unelected' PM?

He hasnt ruled out working with Cameron and vice versa.
He said he hasnt ruled out working with whoever has the biggest mandate, and asked if that meant share of the popular vote or seats - he didnt give an answer.

If all else fails, we'll have to do it all again.
 
Brown seeks to form coalition with Clegg

Clegg says if anyone should have chance to form a coaltion it should be Tories!!
 
Well, this is going to be interesting if not pleasant.

Clegg must be wondering this morning where it all went wrong.

He has proven to be the political version of Jedward, something different who captures the public imagaination.

But ultimately, you wouldn't buy his records...



I feel like one of the Vietnamese at the Gates of the American embassy at the fall of Saigon, seeing the enemy in the distance and wishing their was a helicopter to get me the **** away from the forthcoming carnage...
 
MARKB said:
I feel like one of the Vietnamese at the Gates of the American embassy at the fall of Saigon, seeing the enemy in the distance and wishing their was a helicopter to get me the **** away from the forthcoming carnage...
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had some "over dramatic tablets" for breakfast Marky?? :lol:
 
Morbyd said:
You are confusing the concept of "most popular" with that of "majority".

What I said earlier is that the majority of people in the UK do not support the Tories' conservative agenda. The fact that 64% of people did not vote for them (despite the crap job of the current Labour crew) confirms my point!
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64% didn't vote for labour in 2005. So what's yr point?
 
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