What's the weirdest comment somebody has said to you?

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Slightly different but I once introduced to myself to a very attractive young lady in a club. She ran off to tell her mates and came back saying "my mates think I should have slapped you, but I don't mind, and if you're nice to me I might......"

She'd misheard Buckley as "**** me" :lol:
 
In Manumission two years ago, a worker came up to me and said:

'Hey there, my mum has been looking for you, she says you and her pussy go way back........would you like to see her pussy again?'!!!!!

8O 8O 8O 8O
 
Fergie19 said:
In Manumission two years ago, a worker came up to me and said:

'Hey there, my mum has been looking for you, she says you and her pussy go way back........would you like to see her pussy again?'!!!!!

8O 8O 8O 8O
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Ha Ha! Interesting..
 
I was staying with my 2 bezzie mates in a hotel and I went for wee and they came in to bathroom to talk to me and one of them said

'You've got a much nice fanny than me Sar' 8O :lol: :P
 
on holiday, in Davids grabbing some food asked my friend what he wanted and he said 'ostrich in a bed'

'what?' I replied

'ostrich in a bed, looks really good'

his first time on the white isle....... :lol: :roll: :)
 
Barbie said:
I was staying with my 2 bezzie mates in a hotel and I went for wee and they came in to bathroom to talk to me and one of them said

'You've got a much nice fanny than me Sar' 8O :lol: :P
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did you then compare?

:P
 
When I resigned from a previous job - I was talking to the Tea Lady, telling her I was off to get married after I had finished work,

She then proceed to loudly proclaim to a full cafeteria

"eeeeh you getting married?? I never thought I would see that, you look like the type that blokes have affairs with, not marry" WTF!! 8O 8O 8O
(still never worked out whether I should have slapped her or thanked her.. )
 
Robo said:
Have I told you that story :P Yes we all lied on the floor with our legs up in the air in front of the mirrow and compared 8O :oops: :lol:
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no-way! :oops: :lol:


is that true? :P[/quote]

Yes, why is there something wrong with that :oops: :P

Now I'm all embarrassed, I thought it was normal behaviour :oops: :lol:
 
Barbie said:
Robo said:
Have I told you that story :P Yes we all lied on the floor with our legs up in the air in front of the mirrow and compared 8O :oops: :lol:
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no-way! :oops: :lol:


is that true? :P
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Yes, why is there something wrong with that :oops: :P

Now I'm all embarrassed, I thought it was normal behaviour :oops: :lol:[/quote]

normal behaviour I think, was on holiday anyway :D
 
I was concerned when someone told me I look like justin timberlake... I was more concerned when a total stranger told me on a seperate occasion. Then some of my friends began to say I look like him. Even now, this still continues where complete strangers will comment on how I look like "The Lake" as he now likes to be known! 8O

Neither me nor Sam can see it.
 
Barbie said:
Robo said:
Have I told you that story :P Yes we all lied on the floor with our legs up in the air in front of the mirrow and compared 8O :oops: :lol:
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no-way! :oops: :lol:


is that true? :P
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Yes, why is there something wrong with that :oops: :P

Now I'm all embarrassed, I thought it was normal behaviour :oops: :lol:[/quote]

Nowt wrong with that love! Me & my friends were comparing boobs just the other night whilst waiting for the spag bol to cook. We had consumed rather a lot of wine beforehand though :lol:
 
andivokes said:
I was concerned when someone told me I look like justin timberlake... I was more concerned when a total stranger told me on a seperate occasion. Then some of my friends began to say I look like him. Even now, this still continues where complete strangers will comment on how I look like "The Lake" as he now likes to be known! 8O

Neither me nor Sam can see it.
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Ive told you this b4, you look like scott mills from Radio 1 :P :P
 
andivokes said:
I was concerned when someone told me I look like justin timberlake... I was more concerned when a total stranger told me on a seperate occasion. Then some of my friends began to say I look like him. Even now, this still continues where complete strangers will comment on how I look like "The Lake" as he now likes to be known! 8O

Neither me nor Sam can see it.
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PMSL, can't see I see it myself :lol:
 
What's the weirdest thing?

Hmmm, well some guy once came up to me at Love2Be and said "will you come back to our and f*** my girlfriend while i watch?"

8O



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