What's the weirdest comment somebody has said to you?

oh.... i TOTALLY know what you mean now. we have those out here, but they are more like wanna-be gangsters.

"Chav of the Month" HAHAHAHA
 
eew, this is the CHEESIEST style!! Are there a lot of these fools in Britain? BARF... they look like dirty candy ravers. Whats's sad is that they all look like they're thinking "Aaaw yeah baby, you know I'm fine...."
BLECCH!!!!!!!!!
 
Quality posts by the way. Remember some random girl came up to me in a club as I was gabbin to my mates and said, "you know what? You'd be really attractive you would be if you didn't laugh so much....it's really off-putting!" :?: :eek: :confused: :( WTF....I didn't know havin a face like you'd been hit with a banjo was such a turn on......
 
PachaGirl79 said:
eew, this is the CHEESIEST style!! Are there a lot of these fools in Britain? BARF... they look like dirty candy ravers. Whats's sad is that they all look like they're thinking "Aaaw yeah baby, you know I'm fine...."
BLECCH!!!!!!!!!
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They're on many, many street corners in the rain.

But only until half ten as his mum wants him in.
 
gecko2 said:
PachaGirl79 said:
eew, this is the CHEESIEST style!! Are there a lot of these fools in Britain? BARF... they look like dirty candy ravers. Whats's sad is that they all look like they're thinking "Aaaw yeah baby, you know I'm fine...."
BLECCH!!!!!!!!!
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They're on many, many street corners in the rain.

But only until half ten as his mum wants him in.
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Apart from the ones who stay up to set fireworks off all through the night in the street next to ours :evil: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
go aussie, go!!!! :lol:

i once had a guy come up2 me @ a club and say (his EXACT words!!!)

"you are my pocket sized venus. i want 2 take you 2 the moon"

i almost SPEWED!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

what an idiot!!!
 
discoplayer said:
i once had a guy come up2 me @ a club and say (his EXACT words!!!)

"you are my pocket sized venus. i want 2 take you 2 the moon"
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Aha...the Synchmeister strikes! :lol:
 
Some old guy came up to me in a shop once and said i was the spitting image of princess Diana!!!hahaha.

Many ridiculos coverstations on holiday, for example we had just got in from cream closing this year and were flaked out on the bed, boiling and it was about 10am and my boyfriend was fanning himself with one of those fans (you know the ones, it had el divino on ...) and while waving it i thought he said
"I'm beating like an otter"
and i said "what as if the fan is an otters tail? flap flap flap"
he sat up straight away and was like
"WTF?!?!?! what are you going on about u nutter?"
What he had actually said was
"Could i BE any hotter?"
which obviously makes more sense.
alas my mashed brain couldnt take it. :confused: :lol:
 
"You look like Kenny Everett"

For a start I'm ginger, I have no beard, I'm quite a bit heavier than he was and I look absolutely nothing like him. Although I would like to rub my head between Cleo Rocos' lady bumps.
 
All the time and mainly at bus stops.

Made eye contact with this guy once, so he then stood next to me asking if I was OK.... I make the usual pleasantries. He then asks if I have ever caught a friend masturbating, and proceeding to tell me about him catching his friend doing it. The most disturbing part was whilst he was talking to me he kept spitting and had white crusty bits in the corner of his mouth!

Another time on a bus a man sat next to asking if I would come back to his house so he could paint me. He said his Mum will be sleeping and so we won't disturb her!

In Fabric a man or a women, not sure what sex it was... asked if I was from Hamburg.. Then kept whispering Hamburg repeatedly in my ear :confused:
 
Sirens said:
All the time and mainly at bus stops.

Made eye contact with this guy once, so he then stood next to me asking if I was OK.... I make the usual pleasantries. He then asks if I have ever caught a friend masturbating, and proceeding to tell me about him catching his friend doing it. The most disturbing part was whilst he was talking to me he kept spitting and had white crusty bits in the corner of his mouth!
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you've met chewie then?
 
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