puppylover
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I don't know but I was trying to be subtle Pups!I'd suggest amending your post!
F**k Off - I dont do subtle.....
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F**k Off - I dont do subtle.....
I don't know but I was trying to be subtle Pups!
was just about to say you're still not funny 2 years on but steph gave you the ammo and you obliged.............
Buckley
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Like ten millions spoons..............
puppylover
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Was he sh**e - what a disappointment - didnt drink - only ate organic food and went to his room around 10.30pm....... honestly!!!!!!
Although i did think about posing the question of "So James, can you tell me off the top of your head just how much coke you all got through during the 24hour recording of Live Aid's Feed the World, because I heard it was pretty much half of Columbia's natural resources...?"
Buckley
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F**k Off - I dont do subtle.....
I know but there's always someone willing to sell stories to tabloids.
Buckley
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when all you need is a knife.........
...like meeting the man of you dreams...... (eh Gregina?)
puppylover
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Buckley
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She's only 9 inches tall? Explains why she went out with little Dennis Watermain!
yor axesent comes troo in yor spellin
Buckley
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She's only 9 inches tall? Explains why she went out with little Dennis Watermain!
I think I've been in the utilities industry too long I think
I think I've been in the utilities industry too long I think
we did some contractor interviews the other do for water/utilities contractors. some guy said, in relation to his experience, "i've been in water all my life"..............
cue much chuckling. not quite as good as the guy who said he'd been in concrete all his life.
Buckley
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we did some contractor interviews the other do for water/utilities contractors. some guy said, in relation to his experience, "i've been in water all my life"..............
cue much chuckling. not quite as good as the guy who said he'd been in concrete all his life.
First guy had just floated from job to job, the second just kind of got stuck where he was.....
*two hammers fall on a snake*
at the electricians interviews, we have to schedule in 5 mins for the ubiquitous........"he's a bright spark/live wire/bring him back down to earth/socket to me/socket to me" gags.
Don't know what your on about.
basically these tradesmen tell you what they do and it's just jokes about that..........
Padster
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I know that Rula Lenska smokes weed in almost biblical proprtions- she puts almost half a rainforest's worth in every spliff!!! (allegedly)Vernon Kay.
I saw Rula Lenska dancing vigorously in the upstairs room at Heaven.
I know how to post a pic, here she is
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