Johnny Vodka
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Debut film from the guys who made The Matrix.
The 'L' Word
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kimajy
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Sometimes I wonder where I have been ...
Best sex I ever had .... go for it.
Put off when she dropped her knickers and you saw a jewellery store ? Man up already !! As long as rapture doesn't turn to rupture you've nothing to fear
When you see 20 to 30 rings down there come talk to me. I don't tell people what to do with their bodies but sometimes a good thing goes wrong.
kimajy
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Johnny Vodka
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beef curtain store?
R U serious ?!!More a curtain store than a jewellery store ???
it was nip piercing nice than it went to WTF in a second
kimajy
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it was nip piercing nice than it went to WTF in a second
Aside from anything else, the clattering would be very off-putting !!
Aside from anything else, the clattering would be very off-putting !!
Plus you would need a tin of 3n1 oil instead of lube
Johnny Vodka
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I think I would have still put any reservations aside and dug in.
What happened to love?
What happened to love?
kimajy
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I think I would have still put any reservations aside and dug in.
What happened to love?
Now that would be real Love !!
Think I might have managed to have a 'taste' before deciding whether I could handle digging in for the main course..
Kind of an "amuse bouche" approach
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I think I would have still put any reservations aside and dug in.
What happened to love?
brave man
I did follow through 
Johnny Vodka
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Not brave, just enslaved to my desires.
If I see a decent ***** in front of me, I'm hardly going to turn it down.
If I see a decent ***** in front of me, I'm hardly going to turn it down.
Crispy Duck
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This conversation has just made me nearly spit my coffee out !! Especially as I fondly call my mate Jemima hahaha
Crispy Duck
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Her name is Jemma, my nan used to call me Jemimah Puddleduck though dunno why ???
kimajy
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Her name is Jemma, my nan used to call me Jemimah Puddleduck though dunno why ???
.. sorry, completely thought you were using the word 'mate' in the context of a more personal relationship with yourself !! Male logic for you, eh !!
Johnny Vodka
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Her name is Jemma, my nan used to call me Jemimah Puddleduck though dunno why ???
Only Jemima Puddledick could be worse.
This conversation has just made me nearly spit my coffee out !! Especially as I fondly call my mate Jemima hahaha
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