"...
Space on the other hand, really is living up to its name.
Maybe the supermarket rumours are true?
There'll certainly be room for an aisle or two most nights of the week,
or maybe even a small cash & carry out back.
The grandiose in-house answer to Pure Pacha, 'Be @ Space'
has replaced Tenaglia after year one,
and opted for the overwhelmingly underwhelming offering of Tom Novy.
Fritz must be chuckling in his grave.
(No, I know he didn't die, but he's certainly in ex-club-promoter heaven by now)
And as for Coxy?
Stuck on the gangplank without a cutlass?
Let's just say there's more than one other venue that received a worried call
from his management last week...
unsure of how it looks to be the last rat on the frightfully holey ship.
And yes, we know there's still We Love....Space
(and thank goodness they do, as it sure looks as no-one else will)
but a club cannot survive on one day alone.
Has it not been decreed?
...
..."
(ibiza-voice/words by I vICe)