we need some kind of schedule and protocol for the naming ceremony!
we don't want valerie to turn up and think we've never done anything like this before
(do you want me to introduce you? what happens if Toni doesn't turn up? Do we put the true tea lovers at the front and are people allowed to wear sunglasses to the ceremony? Should we make some kind of throne for Valerie and her namesake? WHAT TEA ARE WE GOING TO SERVE?????? )
we don't want valerie to turn up and think we've never done anything like this before

(do you want me to introduce you? what happens if Toni doesn't turn up? Do we put the true tea lovers at the front and are people allowed to wear sunglasses to the ceremony? Should we make some kind of throne for Valerie and her namesake? WHAT TEA ARE WE GOING TO SERVE?????? )