Robder

[naddyz]

No money and only an hour to go until the ceremony... what is Valerie going to think??

We might have to go down the unethical route: this company was interested in sponsoring, but I turned them down an hour ago

 

[jessyg123]

Oh god - I can't do anything for the worry that this amazing event won't take place! I invested £2.50 in that pinny!!!

 

[Robder]

He's back again!

Can you talk to him...he's drunk and smells of cider but said something about making the Valerie launch into a global link up.

 

[Robder]

Oh god - I can't do anything for the worry that this amazing event won't take place! I invested £2.50 in that pinny!!!

 

[hounddj]

What about trying these lot......

 

[naddyz]

He's back again!

Can you talk to him...he's drunk and smells of cider but said something about making the Valerie launch into a global link up.

OK OK, we've been in discussions

he's agreed to televise the Naming Ceremony and exclusive Toni Braxton performance and to give us £300,000 to spend on cakes and katie and things like that

but I'm afraid that in your speech you're going to have to mention three things

1. White Lightening Cider
2. People without tea in Eastern Europe
3. Coffee drinkers (from those metal cups)

 

[Robder]

Oh Christ, have I got to do a speech???

Who let the monkeys in???

What have they been eating??? One of them has turned ill and seems to have extreme flatulence!!! We can't let Valerie in with that smell!

 

[Robder]

Oh my word - Tony's been eating the same thing!

She's sat outside holding her stomach...she's making threats about going home too!

Now we've got no one to perform! What are we going to do at such short notice?

 

[jessyg123]

In these worrying circumstances I'd be happy to offer my performing services I always go down a storm at Karaoke!!!

 

[Barbie]

In these worrying circumstances I'd be happy to offer my performing services I always go down a storm at Karaoke!!!

JessyG to the rescue

 

[Robder]

In these worrying circumstances I'd be happy to offer my performing services I always go down a storm at Karaoke!!!

What do we think???
Can we give her an outfit and a song to sing do you think?

 

[hounddj]

I know who we could get as a replacement

That's right it's Chico time !!

 

[jessyg123]

Me and Chico could do a duet!!!

 

[naddyz]

I know who we could get as a replacement

That's right it's Chico time !!

will he strip?

Thank god for JessieG coming to the rescue!

This monkey flu looks worrying, but luckily another sponsor has come to the rescue and is even providing entertainment

so it looks like pepto-bismol tea with vomiting monkeys and a chico and jessieG performance

To be honest, far cooler than the initial ideas we had 8)

 

[Robder]

(would you give that chico a go if he was beheaded and had a full frontal labotomy? )

 

[naddyz]

(would you give that chico a go if he was beheaded and had a full frontal labotomy? )

have you seen the picture of his c.ock?

 

[Robder]

Could this be a good time for a pvt?

 

[jessyg123]

I was reading that in Heat - Gross!! Made me spit my tea out! I'm afraid I can longer duet with him - how about me and Gareth Gates sure he's going cheap now!!

 

[hounddj]

(would you give that chico a go if he was beheaded and had a full frontal labotomy? )

have you seen the picture of his c.ock?

Bet that one's not on Google Images

 

[naddyz]

Could this be a good time for a pvt?

well we don't want to put jessie off her performance with him! (and the monkeys will get jealous)

(PMing you now )