Robder

oh god, everyone's got the pooing bug, the random people playing twister in the corner (who invited them???), one of them's pooed themselves

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quick, lets play the pepto game


GOD! only 15 mins until the ceremony, what happens if Valerie comes early??
 
Robder said:
But we're still waiting to find out what surprises you've got in store for Valerie's entrance! 8O
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I'm going to sabotage the ceremony with my new Siemens Porsche Coffee Maker :twisted:

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Stick that up Valerie's arse :lol:
 
Robder said:
Barbie said:
Stick that up Valerie's arse :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh my lord - we have a problem...can you position Bonnie's backing dancer above the Siemens? QUICKLY! 8O
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done! Looks like the Siemens will be covered in Poo and valerie will never see it

oh god, he's just gone and done a MASSIVE poo and now he's swallowed himself up :?

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jessie, don't stand there!!!!
 
Robder said:
Is Jessyg still around???

Can we give her this and apologise?

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quick jessie, we've only got 8 minutes until we open the doors to the public

(who should start 'The Naming Ceremony' thread at 16.30 GMT, 08.30 PST on the dot? B____ O____ would you like to do it?)
 
I'm sorry but i've just had a call from Valeries people and she has refused to come on the account that Bonnie Langford tried it on with her husband one time back in band camp, after lengthyly negotiations she has decided to come as long as Bonnie doesn't appear :D
 
*waits for b___ o__ to respond and Jessyg to clean up as the tension rises*

**meanwhile Robder gets his jollys with Chico in the n___ c____** :lol:
 
naddyz said:
oh b___ o_____!!! 2 minutes!!!! 8O 8O 8O



has anyone made the tea??????!!!!!!!!
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*removes wig and gets dressed*

WHERE IS B___ O__???
SHE'D BETTER HAVE SOMETHING GOOD PREPARED!

*stressed* 8O
 
Robder said:
naddyz said:
oh b___ o_____!!! 2 minutes!!!! 8O 8O 8O



has anyone made the tea??????!!!!!!!!
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*removes wig and gets dressed*

WHERE IS B___ O__???
SHE'D BETTER HAVE SOMETHING GOOD PREPARED!

*stressed* 8O
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my god, I've just peed myself a little with fear 8O 8O
 
Robder said:
*removes wig and gets dressed*

WHERE IS B___ O__???
SHE'D BETTER HAVE SOMETHING GOOD PREPARED!

*stressed* 8O
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I've really not been giving the Valerie naming ceremony the attention it deserves today (sorry getting ready to go out :oops: ) so I don't think I'm worthy to be the one who makes the accouncement :lol:

Why don't you ask the Gollum to do a star turn, she's very good at public speaking plus you get a Hollywood star here :lol:

*B_____O___ pours herself big glass of rose and sits back to enjoy the show* :lol:
 
Barbie said:
Robder said:
*removes wig and gets dressed*

WHERE IS B___ O__???
SHE'D BETTER HAVE SOMETHING GOOD PREPARED!

*stressed* 8O
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I've really not been giving the Valerie naming ceremony the attention it deserves today (sorry getting ready to go out :oops: ) so I don't think I'm worthy to be the one who makes the accouncement :lol:

Why don't you ask the Gollum to do a star turn, she's very good at public speaking plus you get a Hollywood star here :lol:

*B_____O___ pours herself big glass of rose and sits back to enjoy the show* :lol:
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EMERGENCY!!! ROBDER, YOU'LL HAVE TO DO IT! GO AND OPEN THAT THREAD!!!!
 
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