Robder

[Robder]

Fook it, we'll take care of Chico (don't for God's sake tell anyone tho cos I'll be ruined! ), Jessy can do the speech and we'll hire in Bonnie Langford instead...then we're all happy.

 

[Barbie]

Fook it, we'll take care of Chico (don't for God's sake tell anyone tho cos I'll be ruined! ), Jessy can do the speech and we'll hire in Bonnie Langford instead...then we're all happy.

And what is B_____O___ role in all this

 

[naddyz]

Fook it, we'll take care of Chico (don't for God's sake tell anyone tho cos I'll be ruined! ), Jessy can do the speech and we'll hire in Bonnie Langford instead...then we're all happy.

ah bonnie langford! Really couldn't be a better choice! Who else will uphold the virtues of teasmaids and pepto bismol

p.s. the picture of Chico's c.ock wasn't in heat - that was just a taster! - where's karlos, mentioned c.ock three times already and he's nowhere to be seen!)



AGH!!! half an hour until the Ceremony

 

[jessyg123]

i'm sorry but in my contract it says I can not work with Bonnie Langford and Christopher Biggins after an unfortunate fracas at the Leicester Haymarket Production of Stig Of The Dump 1996.

 

[naddyz]

i'm sorry but in my contract it says I can not work with Bonnie Langford and Christopher Biggins after an unfortunate fracas at the Leicester Haymarket Production of Stig Of The Dump 1996.

shall we sack her robder? she's more trouble than she's worth!



(already got a replacement: she'll do the biscuits, clean up afterwards and do a rendition of Call On Me but with the Valerie words

)

 

[hounddj]

How are you with Floella Benjamin ?

 

[Robder]

And what is B_____O___ role in all this

I knew you'd want to play eventually!

Can you clean up Tony's mess please?
She got caught short before leaving!

 

[jessyg123]

 

[Robder]

Is that all we've got now? Floella, that maid 'thing' and Bonnie?

Do you think that's what the public wants?

 

[naddyz]

And what is B_____O___ role in all this

I knew you'd want to play eventually!

Can you clean up Tony's mess please?
She got caught short before leaving!

I wondered why she was making this face

for ages in the corner

ooh that does smell rather a lot doesn't it

B____ O____ would you like to choose a song for everyone to enter to, a bit like 'here comes the bride' but suitable for a naming ceremony?

 

[naddyz]

Is that all we've got now? Floella, that maid 'thing' and Bonnie?

Do you think that's what the public wants?

no no, we've still got the pepto bismol dance game

 

[Robder]

(just choked on my beer and had a coughing fit across my desk at that pic!)

 

[jessyg123]

The Pinny shop won't give me a refund and now my services are longer required and i shelled out on a gold microphone - I hope Valerie doesn't turn up!!

 

[naddyz]

I think I've just realised what the dance machine is!!!

first you hold your stomach (like toni was!) then you do a poo (like toni did) then you drink some pepto and you feel all g__! (toni definitely felt like that, onyl g__s would leave their poo around )

I think Valerie will LOVE this machine

 

[Robder]

Is that all we've got now? Floella, that maid 'thing' and Bonnie?

Do you think that's what the public wants?

no no, we've still got the pepto bismol dance game

Thank God for pepto bismol!

Has B___ O__ finished cleaning up yet? She might have some grand ideas about a star turn for Valerie's entrance!

 

[hounddj]

Is that all we've got now? Floella, that maid 'thing' and Bonnie?

Do you think that's what the public wants?

Pish posh.........

That's an eclectic line up if ever I saw one.

 

[Robder]

The Pinny shop won't give me a refund and now my services are longer required and i shelled out on a gold microphone - I hope Valerie doesn't turn up!!

Let b__ o__ use the pinny to wipe up the remnants of Tony's mess - she looks like she needs a hand!

 

[Robder]

I think I've just realised what the dance machine is!!!

first you hold your stomach (like toni was!) then you do a poo (like toni did) then you drink some pepto and you feel all g__! (toni definitely felt like that, onyl g__s would leave their poo around )

I think Valerie will LOVE this machine

It could be the new Macarena!

 

[Barbie]

Has B___ O__ finished cleaning up yet? She might have some grand ideas about a star turn for Valerie's entrance!

B______O___ is NOT a cleaner

*flounces off in hm strop*

Clean up Toni's poo yourself

 

[Robder]

Has B___ O__ finished cleaning up yet? She might have some grand ideas about a star turn for Valerie's entrance!

B______O___ is NOT a cleaner

*flounces off in hm strop*

Clean up Toni's poo yourself

But we're still waiting to find out what surprises you've got in store for Valerie's entrance!