Buckley
Well-Known Member
They don't allow shorts, so last year I wore a really baggy pair of trousers and simply rolled the legs up before hitting the main room.
Looked really good too. But be careful you don't drop food in your turn ups when dining at the restaurant. That's the downside of really baggy trousers.
I somehow managed to drop a scallop in my turn ups and didn't realise until it came shooting out when i was "having a moment" on the dancefloor.
The Scallop shot across the room and hit one of the Swedish House Mafia (the fat one) in the face just as he was at a crucial moment and fcuked his mixing up.
It was a legendary moment.
(glad i didn't order clams)
And from that day forward, whenever my friends hear a DJ throw a **** tune into the mix, they all say "****ing hell, he's just "Dropped a Scallop"." and elbow me (if i'm there)
But then i found out you could wear shorts afterall!
Yeah, always cracks me up when I see that photo of you that night on Facebook.
For those not friends with Mark on FB: