Picking up girls in the clubs

Well just chill, if you look too desperate girls will be scared of you


Also, if you look like you've been dropped on the ugly tree from a great height and hit every branch on the way down they'll also be scared of you... :lol:
 
Girls love drugs just as much if not more than blokes. Be sociable with your wrap of gear/pills whatever it is your taking and they will hang around you like flys round sh*t. As the ngt is coming to an end mention your carrying on the party back at yours they will come just for the free gear then once your there the hard part is done. The birds back at yours and its only a matter of time before all the drugs are gone and you just end up shagging because theres nothing else left to do. Obviously all of this does involve you being able to at least hold a semi decent conversation with a girl. Otherwise they will just sniff your gear take your pills and disappear.

In other news, anyone noticed how few women post on here these days..
 
Just get bolloxed like most people and see what you stumble/scream into the ear of, it is my tried and tested approach.

reach for the lasers, safe as f*ck e.t.c!
 
DONTS -
1) touch me without speaking to me and engaging in conversation
2) grind up against me on a dance floor
3) pick me up unannounced (this strangely happens a LOT)
4) use dirty Pervy chat up lines
5) offer me drugs to start a conversation
6) rub against me if your all sweaty
7) talk to me in a place that's so loud your just shouting gibberish into my ear

DOS
1) ask if you can join me and my friends on a table / the beach
2) ask questions about me and tell me about yourself
3) shower regularly
4) dress smartly if the location permits - why would I want to hang out with someone who doesn't take of themselves?
5) have manners
6) offer to buy me a drink after talking for 20-30 mins (expect one back and don't offer me as the initial contact - you'll look desperate)
 
Get straight to the point and ask if they don't mind taking one in the rusty tea towel holder. You will know straight away if your on to a winner. Remember you are on holiday and you are in Ibiza so time is precious. Good luck and enjoy.. ;)
 
Get straight to the point and ask if they don't mind taking one in the rusty tea towel holder. You will know straight away if your on to a winner. Remember you are on holiday and you are in Ibiza so time is precious. Good luck and enjoy.. ;)

Ive got a sneaky feeling that may not work? Dont know what all the fuss is about going up trap two in any case?
 
In the clubs and bars we dressed very smart...tailored shorts, smart polo's, trendy pumps and even a cool shirt one night. It got us a lot of attention and we stood out from the the normal vest, SnapBack, flip flop, surf short and the biggest silver chain they can wear brigade.

Failing that go to the strip and pay for it

Good luck
 
Brought a pen and small notebook out to every party (fit in pocket of short)...worked wonders...female promoters were bringing us backstage at circo loco to show Seth and friends the book...we were getting comped and invited to private parties...girls were putting phone numbers, emails, stories, naughty love notes...use the book as "thoughts in ibiza, place to records names and messages from cool guys and girls you meet"

If you don't get lucky at least you have an awesome souvenir...I look back at my book every so often and it brings me back to sitting next to 2 fine & fun girls by the pool at zoo project, getting wasted with dyed and shaun reeves, being so f'd at cocoon I had to write in the book to my friend I couldn't drive bc I was a mute, pictures drawn by smoking hot hippy chicks, messages about a magical kiss and love (to my friend not me :D)...

Will probably bring a new book when I return (with my girlfriend) in 43 sleeps.
 
DONTS -
1) touch me without speaking to me and engaging in conversation
2) grind up against me on a dance floor
3) pick me up unannounced (this strangely happens a LOT)
4) use dirty Pervy chat up lines
5) offer me drugs to start a conversation
6) rub against me if your all sweaty
7) talk to me in a place that's so loud your just shouting gibberish into my ear

DOS
1) ask if you can join me and my friends on a table / the beach
2) ask questions about me and tell me about yourself
3) shower regularly
4) dress smartly if the location permits - why would I want to hang out with someone who doesn't take of themselves?
5) have manners
6) offer to buy me a drink after talking for 20-30 mins (expect one back and don't offer me as the initial contact - you'll look desperate)

Yeah, that's what I thought happens when girls try to hijack this thread.
You definitely have mixed Dos and Donts.
 
In the clubs and bars we dressed very smart...tailored shorts, smart polo's, trendy pumps and even a cool shirt one night. It got us a lot of attention and we stood out from the the normal vest, SnapBack, flip flop, surf short and the biggest silver chain they can wear brigade.

Failing that go to the strip and pay for it

Good luck

did you pull that night?
 
Hiya Marc,

Yes we both did. Tbh I found girls very chatty, no so much in Space but it was packed solid all night with barely enough room to breathe. But on the beaches both Bora and salinas. Salinas was slightly older and a cooler crowd, and in the bars....obviously just my view though

The tip to dress smartly came from a girl friend who has been a few times, it worked....

Be different, as I said before don't go with the vest, long surf shorts, bum bag brigade plus Wednesday23 has given out some top tips....good luck !
 
Failing that go to the strip and pay for it


Might be better off going somewhere other than the strip ... it's strip-club central and that's no place to head for a sh*g ! There's a better option on the road out of town (Ocean Beach Club direction) or that place with the gold statues outside near the police depot on the road out towards the Karting/Ronda. Both a bit "Bangkok Hilton" upstairs, but if you don't mind the prison-like ambiance then you get far more "bang for your buck" (so to speak) than succumbing to Temptation !
 
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