Phat Pants in Ibiza

[fatphilb]

Tremendous

 

[MARKB]

"I'm a shuffler" --

 

[puppylover]

I am currently customising a duvet cover so I am prepared for when Phat Pants become de rigour in Ibiza....8)8)

 

[Trevor from Slough]

Sounds b@stard awful

 

[puppylover]

If I wore then (and I wasnt laughed out of Newcastle first) I would break my neck within 10 mins of wearing them!!

They make 70's Oxford Bags look like drainpipes and I nearly killed myself running for a bus in a pair of them when I was about 12 I got caught in a gust of wind and I swear to god I still get a cold sweat when I think of how near I was to going under that bus!!!!!!!!

 

[WeLuvIbiza]

Can't see them catching on in Leeds tbh, but stranger things have happened

 

[MARKB]

if i wore then (and i wasnt laughed out of newcastle first) i would break my neck within 10 mins of wearing them!!

They make 70's oxford bags look like drainpipes and i nearly killed myself running for a bus in a pair of them when i was about 12 i got caught in a gust of wind and i swear to god i still get a cold sweat when i think of how near i was to going under that bus!!!!!!!!

hahahaha! 8)

 

[Boardgrrrrl]

All looks like scallies dancing to happy hardcore.

Bit like those adverts that come on tv

"ultimate hardcore" "the best compilation of chav tunes ever...."

I'm glad you said that. I thought it was just me

 

[puppylover]

ah - but at least in Ibiza you wont be the most oddly dressed person there 8)8)

 

[hauskitten]

I thought the pants were bad until I clicked the youtube link

 

[Olly]

You should be able to get into any of the big clubs besides Pacha maybe with Phatts on.

I would imagine if you are going to a hard trance night that it wouldn't be frowned upon.

The real question is are you going to shuffle & hardstyle or pose? There won't be many acts that play the kind of music you can shuffle to, if any at all. And if your just standing around in Phatts fist pumping, well... yeah.

@ curious spotlighters; phatt's are popular in the rave scene, particuarly people that hardstlye shuffle due to the fact that it makes your movements look more fluid and less jerkey and hides your feet to create the illusion of floating. People stopped wearing them in the states a while back but they are still big down under/indo-pacific in the shuffle scene.

ie ridiculously wide trousers worn by mongs with plenty of compartments to hide their medicine in...

 

[Buckley]

Will you busting out your Phat Pants this year Olster?

 

[Robder]

This thread is hilarious.

 

[craig72]

Pants

 

[Olly]

Will you busting out your Phat Pants this year Olster?

that does raise an interesting question

what is IN this summer ??

what are the beautiful people wearing?

I can't wear vests with these arms - only ever really comfortable rocking the short sleeved baggy black shirt / white flannels / canvas shoe look

am probably hopelessly out of touch, having only really shopped at asda for the last 2 years

 

[Buckley]

that does raise an interesting question

what is IN this summer ??

what are the beautiful people wearing?

I can't wear vests with these arms - only ever really comfortable rocking the short sleeved baggy black shirt / white flannels / canvas shoe look

am probably hopelessly out of touch, having only really shopped at asda for the last 2 years

Do a search on Dirk Bigler. He's an expert on such things.

http://www.spotlight-forums.com/showthread.php?t=46107&highlight=dirk+bigler

 

[Buckley]

I also hear Kiss T-shirts are back in!

 

[Robbie G]

I also hear Kiss T-shirts are back in!

One could argue they have never been in........

 

[Robder]

Proudly know nothing about fashion here (sunglasses are my only vice).

I invest all my £££ in ink.

 

[Buckley]

One could argue they have never been in........

Green doesn't suit you darling!