Internet Dating

Johnny Vodka said:
Yeah, but are you fit? ;)
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Lol i dunno I guess everyone has a different idea of what fit is!
Tho im no munter that's for sure!
Im defo fit in the healthy sense! (Yoga teacher) blonde, very smiley, happy and i laugh alot!

Are you saying that even if someone is a yoga wierdo it's ok if they are fit!!?? Lol
 
Minxy said:
Lol i dunno I guess everyone has a different idea of what fit is!
Tho im no munter that's for sure!
Im defo fit in the healthy sense! (Yoga teacher) blonde, very smiley, happy and i laugh alot!

Are you saying that even if someone is a yoga wierdo it's ok if they are fit!!?? Lol
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Any interesting positions you can show me? :lol:
 
Johnny Vodka said:
Any interesting positions you can show me? :lol:
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:spank:. I happened on a yoga instructor hitching in Ibiza .. turned into a great date later that day. It helps to be a bit flexible in such circumstances I reckon :lol:. Nowt wrong with a bit of healthy living and the odd smoothie (that could be your job, come to think of it ...)
 
kimajy said:
Can't really imagine dating on speed.... could be a wild-eyed affair !
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Worst date ever... having a few lines of mephedrone earlier in the evening... arranging an internet date at the last minute, thinking it had worn off... sitting in a bright pub for an hour paranoid and twitchy as, um, a duck. Thankfully, she weren't a keeper anyhow. :lol: :oops:

That just about beats the one where my date had no neck.

Or the time I went back to this cute Australian girl's place and let off atomic bombs in her bathroom all night.

(probably shared these stories before)
 
Minxy said:
Umm well I know a few that mite! Amongst the yoga peeps ;)
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Tell them you know a fella who can put both his legs behind his head at the same time (right foot by left ear and left foot by right ear). Let me know if you generate any interest! :D
 
Johnny Vodka said:
Worst date ever... having a few lines of mephedrone earlier in the evening... arranging an internet date at the last minute, thinking it had worn off... sitting in a bright pub for an hour paranoid and twitchy as, um, a duck. Thankfully, she weren't a keeper anyhow. :lol: :oops:

That just about beats the one where my date had no neck.

Or the time I went back to this cute Australian girl's place and let off atomic bombs in her bathroom all night.

(probably shared these stories before)
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JV you are a right nutter when it comes to your 'state' when you are on a date :lol:
 
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