Might as well start here:
Paradiso Hotel - It's OK. The pics online do NOT do it justice. And I mean that in a negative way. Pics online, and vids, etc. are all SUPER saturated. What you think is pink is really washed out salmon/pink.
Honestly, that's fine for me. I was a bit disappointed when I got in, but it wasn't the end of the world. First actual encounter was with a gecko who ran into my room as soon as I showed up. Meh, whatevs... I was absolutely wrecked after 24+ hours of travel and needed to crash.
I opened the door and passed out quick. The room was meh, super basic and wanna-be insta. Again, whatever, not a problem. Honestly annoying that all I had was weird colored bulbs for lights, but not really an issue.
The bed was comfy and did it's job. I woke up after a quick 3 hour power nap and was gone until the next morning. Repeat for the next couple of days...
I didn't really explore the hotel until day 3 or 4. I essentially passed through the halls and hit my room. The room was outside, under another room, BUT not next to anything else - which honestly was awesome. I NEVER had any issues with noise, or people.
Day 4 I finally hit up the pool. I had a pool adjacent room and it was great. 10/10 recommend a room next the pool if you can manage it. Can't tell you how many times I needed to use the bathroom or mix a drink and just hopped to my room (fyi this is 4 years of island exp talking, plus 20+ years in vegas/hawaii/etc. talking). I ran into some Brits and got chatted up, was fun in the pool.
FYI - the pool is tiny. The beds are way small, and SUPER plastic. But that seems to be Europe in general. Not a huge issue, just know what you're getting into. FYI - if you go to the states, there is no limit to towels, or beds, or anything. They want you at the pool and know you will spend money. Europe seems different, maybe just me exp.
The pool was nice, small, but satisfying.
I got hit up multiple times by the sunglass gal, not great, but whatever.
Would I stay there again? No. But, that's because I had already done it. Should you? Maybe. The area is solid. Good food, extra-curriculars, etc. Area is safe, quiet, lots to do. Room was good, bed was solid, never had an issue with neighbors or noise. Housekeeping did a good job.
For what I paid it was worth it.