Hangover Club - Slight Edition

Johnny Vodka said:
I dunno how anyone can spend hours on the crapper, but then I have a pretty high fibre diet. Surely booze (and the gases contained within) pushes it through faster too?
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you lucky bastrd.

I sound (and probably look) like a hippo giving birth
 
I spend less time on the bog, but do need to go more often. Lots of fruit, veg, brown bread and high fibre cereal, Olly - either that or some stims. :lol:
 
Buckley said:
She makes me coffee and breakfast for the car every day, sweetheart that she is. I leave at 6am, so she wakes when I do at 5.30, and make me stuff while I'm in the shower, then she goes to the gym at 6.30. Military planned operation every day8)
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Dear sweet lord. I hope you've got a ring and are just waiting for the right moment to propose. Definite keeper!

I'm lucky if mine makes me a bowl of lentil soup for dinner once every 6 months (that's about the only thing she cooks).
 
Buckley said:
She makes me coffee and breakfast for the car every day, sweetheart that she is. I leave at 6am, so she wakes when I do at 5.30, and make me stuff while I'm in the shower, then she goes to the gym at 6.30. Military planned operation every day8)
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My missus does the same for me. she is so sweet
 
My friends boyfriend ACTUALLY believes that.

If he even catches her in the bathroom he goes "ewwwwwww"

Immature much?!
 
Emma_1983 said:
My friends boyfriend ACTUALLY believes that.

If he even catches her in the bathroom he goes "ewwwwwww"

Immature much?!
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What, does she go with the door open or something?!

He'll end up giving her a complex. :confused:

Anyway, I know girls fart coz I have sisters and also a big lass once farted while we were kissing on her sofa.
 
I lived with 2 neanderthals at university who would try and out-fart each other whilst we were watching top of the pops in a bid to attract the 2 girls we lived with. The house was a nest of hormonal intrigue where various people fancied each other but where nobody matched up. I was quite relieved to be out of it - a strict outsider who everybody else hated equally.
 
Johnny Vodka said:
What, does she go with the door open or something?!

He'll end up giving her a complex. :confused:

Anyway, I know girls fart coz I have sisters and also a big lass once farted while we were kissing on her sofa.
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No she is very discreet. I think he just lurks outside and asks her what she is doing in there.

He sounds very random at times I have to say.
 
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