Giving birth...

As much as I don't want to I've had to come back to this thread, I can't get my head round the metal poles 8O 8O 8O

Does your friend shove them up herself or does she have to be anaestheticsed (sp??) by a doctor to put them in :? :? :?
 
Barbie said:
As much as I don't want to I've had to come back to this thread, I can't get my head round the metal poles 8O 8O 8O

Does your friend shove them up herself or does she have to be anaestheticsed (sp??) by a doctor to put them in :? :? :?
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Stop it please, before I join you and Pups on the side of "dogs are better than babies anyway". :lol:
 
Barbie said:
As much as I don't want to I've had to come back to this thread, I can't get my head round the metal poles 8O 8O 8O

Does your friend shove them up herself or does she have to be anaestheticsed (sp??) by a doctor to put them in :? :? :?
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She just pops them in (like a tampon) - apparently you wear them (starting at the lowest weight) for a few hours a day, over a few weeks/months and working up to the largest weight over a period of time. By then the muscles should be back to normal - if not then they operate by cutting out a small v shape (in essence making a "dart") and sewing back up so its less baggy...

Phil said "urgh - having sex for her boyfriend must be like pulling your foot out of a welly and having your sock hanging out of the top of it".....

BTW - "my friend" isnt me - I just happen to know a lot about prolapses as I did some research on 'tinternet for her as she thought her doctor was not telling her the whole story..... honest!!!!
 
I think we all need to put a lid on this.

Think about it:

No Pregnancies = No babies.

No babies = No Mums.

And what would no Mums mean people.......

No
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puppylover said:
She just pops them in (like a tampon) - apparently you wear them (starting at the lowest weight) for a few hours a day, over a few weeks/months and working up to the largest weight over a period of time. By then the muscles should be back to normal - if not then they operate by cutting out a small v shape (in essence making a "dart") and sewing back up so its less baggy...

Phil said "urgh - having sex for her boyfriend must be like pulling your foot out of a welly and having your sock hanging out of the top of it".....
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8O 8O 8O Everytime I see a woman with a baby now I'm going to be wondering if she's got her fanny weights in 8O

puppylover said:
BTW - "my friend" isnt me - I just happen to know a lot about prolapses as I did some research on 'tinternet for her as she thought her doctor was not telling her the whole story..... honest!!!!
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:lol: Well I did wonder PL :lol: ;) On a serious note sound absolutely horrific, your poor friend.
 
i cant wait to go back to work on monday and chip in to the next pregnancy discussion about collapsed fannies and fishing weights. that'll teach them to discuss such matters in front of me before i eat my breakfast.
 
Oi Oi I became a dad almost 2 weeks ago and "for me" it's the best thing ever. Thank God my missus never came within a mile of being an onion turd sarnie munchin psychopathic loony bin and guess what.......C section so no baggy flaps either.....


So the upshot is I have a beautiful baby girl and as for my missus..... I can still touch the sides:lol::lol::lol:

4 weeks and counting...:oops:
 
Barbie said:
8O 8O 8O Everytime I see a woman with a baby now I'm going to be wondering if she's got her fanny weights in 8O



:lol: Well I did wonder PL :lol: ;) On a serious note sound absolutely horrific, your poor friend.
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You know, my friend doesnt get phased by anything this girl is one the strongest people I know.

  • Social worker for abused children
  • packed it in because it was getting to her after 10 years
  • went off to do time share and living all over for 8 years working hard and playing harder
  • came back to blighty, met a bloke she had known all her life, got together at the Christmas
  • Pregnant by May
  • They set up a business, sold both their homes, bought a new one, moved in
  • His father died one week later - they had his disabled mother living with them til they could get her into proper accomm.
  • had the baby the next month
  • got pregnant again
  • had the baby - he was in special baby unit for a month!
now everything (bar the prolapse) is getting back on an even keel again
...... and do you know what - she has never complained, been depressed or anything like that - she takes everything in her stride - I admire her so much. She's just brilliant..... I love her to bits, she even laughs about her "fishing weights"
 
coley;1087017guess what.......C section so no baggy flaps either..... I can still touch the sides:lol::lol::lol: [/QUOTE said:
really, what a perfect gentleman you are to talk about your wife with such discretion. 8O
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Why thank you Russ....I get that all the time squire;)...must be my etiquette born out of love,euphoria and the fact that after 14 years together I love my missus even more for bringing our child into this world.

Being a dad is THE bollox8)8)8)
 
coley said:
Why thank you Russ....I get that all the time squire;)...must be my etiquette born out of love,euphoria and the fact that after 14 years together I love my missus even more for bringing our child into this world.

Being a dad is THE bollox8)8)8)
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Ah, that is lovely 8)
 
OMG how off is this thread! :lol:
I'm not sure I want babies anymore, :? well I do but I don't want my insides to fall out. :?
 
On the back of this thread....

There seem to be a few fathers on the Spotlight board (Congrats to you all)
BUT other than Saffy (aw I miss Saffy - she was great) are there any mothers who post on here (other than the mothers of furry kids with paws! :lol: )

Just a thought..........
 
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