Giving birth...

jez71 said:
When Sarah had Emily by caesarian she insisted that I take pictures (this is the man who doesn't like watching casualty) which I just about managed to do!

I will add... There's only one thing worse than pregnant women and that's amorous pregnant women ;) :!:
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Yeah I know what you mean and it just seems so wrong!!!! Its like the first three months she has just slept and now its like she wont leave me alone and I am like "Noooooo Gail thats my baby in there, not in front of the baby"
 
exactly! and at a time when they are at the most amorous:? they're pregnant! Think him upstairs has got a sick sense of humour:? :?
 
Jonny68 said:
when i got back with her i thought things would be different but then the moaning started again so enough is enough ill not have any bird moan at me constantly like that especially about going to the football.8O
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That's f*cking priceless!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:


When you say 'moan', do you mean "refused to believe Man Utd had the greates fans in the whole of the land"?
 
Taffy Raver said:
Yeah I think we are going to go for two back 2 back, get the giving birth thing out of the way quickly...........but we will have to see what the misses feels like after the first one
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Can I just say 2 words here as a warning....

Prolapsed Womb....

My friend had her second baby a month after her first baby's 1st birthday.....

3 months ago she felt a strange sensation as she was in Sainsbury's - that would be her womb falling out of her bits.. - cause - 2 quick births, with not a lot of recovery time between them both...... resulting in very weak muscles....8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

That is all I have to say....

Congratulations by the way Taffy...
 
puppylover said:
Can I just say 2 words here as a warning....

Prolapsed Womb....

My friend had her second baby a month after her first baby's 1st birthday.....

3 months ago she felt a strange sensation as she was in Sainsbury's - that would be her womb falling out of her bits.. - cause - 2 quick births, with not a lot of recovery time between them both...... resulting in very weak muscles....8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

That is all I have to say....

Congratulations by the way Taffy...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: You're great PL :lol: ;)
 
puppylover said:
Can I just say 2 words here as a warning....

Prolapsed Womb....

My friend had her second baby a month after her first baby's 1st birthday.....

3 months ago she felt a strange sensation as she was in Sainsbury's - that would be her womb falling out of her bits.. - cause - 2 quick births, with not a lot of recovery time between them both...... resulting in very weak muscles....8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

That is all I have to say....

Congratulations by the way Taffy...
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I've finished reading this and realise I have my legs crossed 8O :lol:
 
Barbie said:
:lol: :lol: :lol: You're great PL :lol: ;)
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:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: ........in hindsight - I wish I had put the Congratulations Taffy bit at the top - now I have read it back it looks like I was being a bit horrid.....

It was horrible though when she told me - she can pop it back up but she has these metal inserts of varying weights that she has to "wear" inside to re-educate the muscle wall - it all sounds like a reason for adoption to me..:? :? :?
 
puppylover said:
It was horrible though when she told me - she can pop it back up but she has these metal inserts of varying weights that she has to "wear" inside to re-educate the muscle wall - it all sounds like a reason for adoption to me..:? :? :?
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Good lord!
 
I'm going to make Ben read this post when I get home tonight. It'll make him properly ill :lol: :lol: I only have to say the word "womb" and he's in a right old state :lol: :lol:
 
puppylover said:
It was horrible though when she told me - she can pop it back up but she has these metal inserts of varying weights that she has to "wear" inside to re-educate the muscle wall - it all sounds like a reason for adoption to me..:? :? :?
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8O 8O 8O I think that is the most disturbing thing I've read for weeks 8O 8O 8O
 
puppylover said:
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: ........in hindsight - I wish I had put the Congratulations Taffy bit at the top - now I have read it back it looks like I was being a bit horrid.....

It was horrible though when she told me - she can pop it back up but she has these metal inserts of varying weights that she has to "wear" inside to re-educate the muscle wall - it all sounds like a reason for adoption to me..:? :? :?
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I had surgery done in my abdomen and under no circumstances I could get pregnant before 5 months for that reason :?
 
puppylover said:
Can I just say 2 words here as a warning....

Prolapsed Womb....

My friend had her second baby a month after her first baby's 1st birthday.....

3 months ago she felt a strange sensation as she was in Sainsbury's - that would be her womb falling out of her bits.. - cause - 2 quick births, with not a lot of recovery time between them both...... resulting in very weak muscles....8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

That is all I have to say....

Congratulations by the way Taffy...
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woo that does sound scary, but me and my brawd are close together (16 months) and my old girl was fine, but both of us were breached. I am sure we will have a gap but I wouldnt like to have a gap of more than 3yrs between siblings
 
I worked with a woman a few years ago who told me that after giving birth to her second child her husband said to her that having sex with her was like sh*gging a bucket 8O 8O She didn't mind telling all of us :o :o A good reason to get those pelvic floor muscles working for ya eh? ;)
 
Kang said:
I worked with a woman a few years ago who told me that after giving birth to her second child her husband said to her that having sex with her was like sh*gging a bucket 8O 8O She didn't mind telling all of us :o :o A good reason to get those pelvic floor muscles working for ya eh? ;)
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It didn't even touch the sides, eh?

"Like waving the conductors baton in the Royal Albert Hall"
 
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